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Go Bears!!!

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Wordle

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and if you wanna practice (or do words of diff lengths)

https://hellowordl.net/?seed=20220118

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there's also Lewdle which is likely more fitting for the DBD

https://www.lewdlegame.com/

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One guess and I got it right. What does that say about me?

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it has a very limited dictionary (dicktionary?)

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just tried it...DICKS --> DILDO

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i am on a 21-game win-streak with most wins coming on guess 5 but also i am going to lose soon

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I'm on a 23-game streak. should be longer, but I did it on phone one day (2 guesses!)

wish I could share an image to preen a bit. it was one yellow on Round 1 and then got it :-) No idea how...

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Meh, you really wanna impress us, you should nail it on your 1st try…right outta the chute…

;-) ;-)

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I’m not counting on that ever happening!

But I figure that “in one” is just luck, whereas a deuce takes some effort ;-)

58 minutes to go!

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I’m brushing up on my Peaky Blinders & Guy Ritchie movies to get the proper English down!

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I lost once because I was very very careless and if you're going to lose that's not a satisfying way to do it.

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I play 7 little words every day

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Just tried it. Interesting, but god…those ads!

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Very, very good daily game. Best part: only takes 3 minutes. Try it, you might like it.

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I just heard about this game and don’t understand what it is.

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Here's how it works:

You're trying to guess a five letter word, and you have six chances to do so.

You make your first guess and it'll tell you when which letters are both in the answer word and in the right spot, which are in the word but the wrong spot, and which aren't in the word at all. You take that information and you try again. The fewer tries the better.

Simple, elegant, totally addicting.

Give it a try:

https://www.powerlanguage.co.uk/wordle/

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The word version of Mastermind

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That, too. I had forgotten about Mastermind. Been a few years since I played it.

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The word version of Pico Fermi Bagel

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Hmmmm... real words only

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Got it in 3!

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I had never heard of it until a cousin's wife put something on her FB page about it a couple days ago.

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Pick someone who shares your birthday to be your representative in the chug-a-six-pack, smoke a blunt with Snoop Dog, and then drive a golf cart through an mile long obstacle course for a share of a 46b Korean Won prize pot. Who'd you pick?

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022Author

Stephen Baldwin. I suspect that even though he's been a born-again Christian for 2 decades, that he can handle his booze/weed like the good old days. Also, TIL that he is Justin Bieber's father-in-law.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Baldwin

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Oh, I'm definitely picking Joe Burrow. I like my chances.

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Method Man

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Beethoven

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Jan 25, 2022·edited Jan 25, 2022

Me, too, which illustrates the Birthday Paradox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

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I've got Gilbert Gottfried for the win. (John Turturro as his back-up.)

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Sir Isaac Newton cuz he could battle gravity and keep from falling, and can you imagine the conversations that he and Snoop would have?

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I think I share a bday with John Goodman. Pretty sure he'd be down for all of this besides maybe the obstacle course.

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Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Pierce Bush (twins) were notorious for their partying ways when their father ("W") was POTUS.

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

I have some good options: Robert Redford, Edward Norton, Denis Leary, Christian Slater.

If he were still alive I'd have gone with Patrick Swayze. But instead I'll take Andy Samberg. It would be more fun that way.

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Lindsay Graham. (Just kidding). Best choices are probably O.J., Courtney Love, or Jack White. Tom Hanks also a possibility.

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The wrestler Goldberg.

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you have way better hair

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

I just googled who shares my bday as I had no idea, and apparently the answer is a bunch of teenage social media “stars” with stupid names that I have never heard of and have already forgotten.

Oh and Frankie Valli, so I guess I will go with him?

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Joe Strummer

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I got options....Jason Sudeikis, Frankie Avalon, James Marsden, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ryne Sandberg...James Gandolfini was a good option, before he passed away.

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Its between Nas, Sam Neill and Amy Winehouse. Amy's dead, Sam's older than dirt and I have no idea who Nas is other than he and Jay Z hate each other.

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Nas is the right choice here.

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Spiderman

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I took this picture of the Spiderman cologne in Singapore.

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Ask Chris #96: Why Spider-Man Is The Best Character Ever (Yes, Even Better Than Batman)

https://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-96-why-spider-man-is-the-best-character-ever-yes/

"I'm a firm believer in the idea that super-heroes teach you things, and it's usually a pretty simple lesson. Superman teaches you to be nice and to be a good person, because that's the way you make things better for everyone. Batman teaches you that if you're determined enough, and if you try your hardest, one man can change the world. Those are great guidelines, not just for storytelling, but for life.

But Spider-Man's lesson is a little less sugar-coated, and a little more human.

Spider-Man teaches you that you're going to screw up. It's going to happen, and it's going to be bad. You're going to make bad decisions and it's going to feel like they're going to crush you. It's going to hurt.

But Spider-Man also teaches you that the only way to get through it is that you never, ever quit. It's not easy, but even if it seems impossible, you can beat anything that stands in your way. You can become the person you want to be."

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I agree with this spidey assessment. Stan Lee (or Steve Ditko?) had a great idea.

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Favorite smell

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Napalm in the morning

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Night-blooming jasmine

Fresh cut cherry wood

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This is a good one.

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Ambergris

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Thanksgiving turkey roasting in the oven.

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Pine trees

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Reposting here....also pine trees, which makes perfect sense because the former Mrs. Jimmy Chitwood was allergic to them...should've broken up with her when I found out that lovely tidbit, but as a Cal fan, I'm a glutton for punishment that believes in irrational thought processes...

Campfires also good.

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Is it FiatSlug's family who is allergic to some Christmas trees but not others?

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Yes. I and my oldest son, CeeJay, are (or were) allergic to Doug firs, but not Noble Firs.

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So I should plant doug firs on my property in the off chance you and your oldest become zombies.

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If I'm a zombie, I'm not sure it'll make a difference.

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It's true for a couple of the Newellbany ladies. We get the concolor fir tree for that reason.

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Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.

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New car tires

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diesel

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Linseed oil (wood finishing).

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I really like the smell of diesel too. Didn't know anyone else did!

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you both clearly have not been exposed to enough. it smells like work to me.

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Gardenia.

I also like the fragrance of Angel's Trumpet. We have an Angel's Trumpet tree in our backyard.

Many of the aromas mentioned by others in this thread are also very pleasant.

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Honeysuckle. Sandalwood. Petrichor.

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Today in Covid

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Elsewhere in college

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[MBB} Washington had more turnovers [14] than points [13] in the first half vs. Oregon.

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/playbyplay/_/gameId/401377430

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Oregon starting to roll. Ducks won by the biggest margin in the several hundred game history of the rivalry with the Huskies.

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[WBB] #14 Oklahoma scored 65 points against unranked K-State. K-State's Ayoka Lee scored 61 points.

https://sports.yahoo.com/kansas-states-ayoka-lee-sets-ncaa-record-with-61-points-nearly-outscores-no-14-oklahoma-215042619.html

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Don't ask, don't tell redux

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Party that loves to complain about bring censored continues to censor.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Love Supreme Court decisions because they’ll do one 8-1 with a title like “Humanity vs. Soul-Reaver, Harvester of Flesh” and it always ends with CLARENCE THOMAS DISSENTS</p>&mdash; BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) <a href="https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1484180834257092608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 20, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Well fuck

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PRO

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On Friday, Aaron Rodgers made his views clear again. It's more of the same. Stolen election. Vaccine information.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/aaron-rodgers-rips-joe-biden-132210094.html

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similar to the joss whedon profile that just came out, i can't believe the drive to explain yourself and make things worse when being quiet is free

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Brady is I am sure a Trumpy but he has the good sense to keep his mouth shut. Rodgers could learn from that. Why say anything at all??? He has a bunch of endorsements; it is all downside for him

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My sense is that Brady was friendly with Trump personally, but that politically he doesn't really care. That's why he doesn't say anything about it.

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True, that may be. But best not to feed the narrative for sure. Aaron has created a situation now where almost the first thing a lay person thinks of when hearing his name is “anti-vaxxer “. It is soooooo dumb for him to keep feeding the monster by continuing to pop off about it

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He's unbelievably thin-skinned about everything, and at this point it's hurting his future career prospects.

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The full ESPN article which is being excerpted is worth a read: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33088151/the-unfiltered-year-aaron-rodgers

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

Fake great player Qaron Rodgers comes up small in the biggest games. They say he has won a lot of regular season games but he hasn’t won many playoff games or a championship in over a decade.

They say Rodgers has a lot of fans, I don’t how there are any if you watch him attempt a pass in a playoff game but I guess he got enough votes to win MVP.

He can go ahead and claim Butte Community College for the rest of his narcissist life. You know Rodgers is toxic by just looking at his situation with his immediate family.

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Good news: Comoros reaches knock out stage in Africa Cup tournament.

Bad news: They have to play tournament favorites Cameroon

Worse news: They have no healthy goalies.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/africa/60104273

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Extra credit: Comoros' national soccer team mascot is the Coelacanth

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NFL overtime is the worst overtime. How does Josh Allen not get a chance??? The coin flip basically decided the outcome

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Well, the Bills could try a different defensive deployment to avoid getting their LBs exposed. Buffalo was the #1 defense in the NFL, but Mahomes found & exploited a vulnerability, and the Bills didn't adjust.

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

But do you really think the Chiefs would have stopped Allen had the Bills won the toss? It is mind boggling to me that within the same sport there exists both the worst overtime format (NFL, easily) and the best overtime format (college football). Remember how exciting that triple OT game against UCLA was in 2000? It’s a much more fitting end to an even contest - it is fairer and way more exciting

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No way KC stops Allen if the flip goes Tatanka's way....

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Hah, +1 for the Dances w Wolves ref

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Agree on the NFL OT rules being atrocious. Even without using the college format (which is fun, but a little biased based on the teams' relative strengths in the red zone specifically, I think) there are very simple rules you can make that ensure each team gets an equal number of possessions with it still being expedient.

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Yeah I think you either do a college OT style thing but give each team the ball at the 50, or you just trade kickoffs.

The fact that it requires a graphic with several bullet points to explain what the current overtime rules are is itself evidence that they are lame.

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I also like the college system, but starting around midfield or further back. The only big problem with the college system is that everyone starts in field goal range, so it inflates the scoring.

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Or and just hear out this really radical idea. Just play a full 15 minute 5th quarter.

Baseball plays a full extra inning.

NHL and NBA play a full extra quarter.

The NFL is just overthinking this.

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The defense in the final 13 seconds was really bad but as bad as it was I think TBs defense at the end of that game was worse.

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

Yup, you had ONE JOB, that's what prevent defense is for, KC had 3 TO's, that makes it much more difficult.

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

Exactly. When they scored with :13 seconds and KC with 3 TO's, you knew they would at least get a shot at a game-tying FG...the fact that it was a rather makable one as opposed to a 60 yarder was vintage Mahomes.

This was a bad break because after scoring a combined 25 points in the final 1:54, both D's were gassed - whichever team won the coin toss was going to be your winner with a 1st drive TD...not sure what you can do about it, but it was definitely a bad break for the loser of that coin flip.

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...and you could read that all in the expressions of the Bills players on the sidelines as Kansas City marched down the field.

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I just don't understand how you let the top WR in the league run down the middle of the field wide open on the most critical play.

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Lack of situational awareness. You are playing the clock and field position simultaneously, and you have to keep play in front of the defense. Bump and slow down any receiver capable of getting deep, even if it means a flag. You couldn't and wouldn't be able to do that most of the game, but in this situation, the tactics have to change.

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It was a terrible defensive call. LA had no time outs so they should have played zone or prevent defense and protected the sideline routes.

Instead they called a corner blitz, which gave Kupp a free release from the LOS and left him one on one with a safety, who probably thought/guessed it would be a short slant route and Kupp just ran right by him.

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MLB Union is meeting with Owners today to make a counter. I’m not holding my breath!

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It's interesting that they removed the reduced number of years for Free Agency.

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After the success of the NFL Divisional playoffs, MLB is about to sink further behind by not starting their season on time.

MLB is basically becoming the NY Jets of American major league sports.

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This is the sport that has spent a decade not yet realizing that Barry Bonds is a Hall of Fame player. Roger Clemens too.

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

No disagreement there! They did do well with MLBAM and MLB.tv, but they just always have such fractious labor issues, and so much flows from that. Contracting the minor leagues and not paying those guys during Covid was shitty (or not every team did at least)

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

As bad as the Bills defense was at the end of regulation, the decision on the kickoff to not kick it short, say to the 5-10 yard line really sealed their fate. 13 seconds left in the game but KC had 3 timeouts so you really want to burn 3-4 seconds on the kickoff to make sure KC could only run two offensive plays and making sure the last offensive player was a Hail Mary or Cal lateral play.

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

Very good point, Golden.

"Harmon will probably try to squib it and he does...."

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All four divisional playoff games ended on walk-off scores, for the first time ever.

Did the 49ers really deserve to win that game? No, probably not. But I'll take it.

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My favorite tweet about the 49ers/Packers game

https://twitter.com/DailyTrix/status/1485108784896909314

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My first thought was that it freed him up to be at the anti-vaxx rally at the Lincoln Memorial yesterday.

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Oh man there were so many zingers. The best I saw was “Don’t worry Aaron, maybe you will have a shot next year”

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Going in, I didn't like our chances, maybe a 40% chance of winning, it was a terrible and epic game at the same time. Bad Jimmy made an appearance. Good receivers dropped balls - it was like a game out of '70's

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I wish the Niners would run Deebo out of the wildcat or have Lance and Deebo in the backfield together.

Right today:

1. Rice

2. TO

3. Deebo

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Jimmy G as Steve DeBerg. Perfect. Hoping Trey Lance can play Joe Montana to Jimmy G's DeBerg.

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You think the weather helped? I was thinking of it were like 70 degrees the game would be higher scoring probably

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The game is played in three phases - offense, defense, and special teams. Green Bay failed spectacularly on special teams.

Did Green Bay deserve to lose? YES. You bet they did. Green Bay had a blocked FG (0 points) and a blocked punt returned for a TD (-7 points). In a close game, that is often the difference between winning and losing.

Also, their offense could barely do anything after their initial drive (which was like watching a hot knife go through butter). What was up with that?

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That's like Cal football 2021

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All games were really entertaining games, but Aaron Rodgers losing again in the playoffs was just so disappointing.

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Him losing might have been the most satisfying outcome from this weekends games. The entire internet and Twitter united in his defeat and roasted him thoroughly.

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He is my favorite player. It's sad he gets so much hate.

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If you're very successful, like Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady, you should expect that most fans of other teams are going to at least dislike you, and likely hate you. Mainly for beating their team all the time, but it spills over into everything else.

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He brings it upon himself.

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I like to pretend that he's chosen to assume a villainous persona. Like a wrestling villain. Or, even more specifically, I imagine him as Andy Kauffman, wrestling women simply to get a rise out of people - the reaction of the fans is the point of the comedy. It was early trolling.

In Aaron's case, I pretend that he isn't crazy, it's just that we're all so dang easy to troll and he's having the time of his life at it.

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That I have to agree with.

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

Possibly the most improbable Niner win in my 40 years of fandom...will totally take it. To win in large part because of special teams, after STs have been completely dreadful under Hightower all season long, was a beautiful surprise.

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Trying to think of the most "undeserved" 49ers playoff wins and I think this has to be at the top of the list? Other candidates:

Giants '02 (NY should have gotten a chance to re-kick that field goal at the end, though honestly given how badly they botched it and the blown lead you can't say the Giants really "deserved" that one either. Niners made a lot of great plays to come back. I wouldn't really count this one.)

Washington '92 (Sloppy game on a muddy field. A far superior Niners team should have rolled but let the Skins hang around by making mistakes.)

Lions '83 (I'm too young to remember this, but given that Detroit had 5 turnovers and a makeable field goal that missed badly at the end, seems like a lucky one for SF.)

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Nice bring with the '83 DET game...I don't even remember that one, but I was only 9...my mind went to that Giants game as well - but the Niners did play some competent offense in that one, eventually. This one was such a solid effort, given the weather.....great win.

I tried to buy tix to the NFCCG, but they're re-sale only at $650+ a pop....no thanks.

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Right, I find it hard to call the '02 Wild Card game an "undeserved" win even though, yes, the refs blew the penalty call at the end. It was still an amazing comeback.

Much like Green Bay this year, the NYG kicking game had a lot of problems heading into those playoffs so it was not surprising when that ultimately killed them (they'd just hired a new long snapper off the street I think). How confident could any Giants fan have been that they would have even succeeded on a re-kick?

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Jan 24, 2022·edited Jan 24, 2022

Green Bay also made tactical errors by taking timeouts with SF marching down the field late in the 4th quarter. I understand that the Packers wanted to get the ball back, but that wasn't happening: they couldn't stop the 49ers from converting 3rd and 4th downs. The Packers needed those timeouts *if* they did get the ball back. The 49ers didn't have enough time to get into position for a FG, so they were in the position of needing to burn TOs if GB wasn't going to call them.

GB should have played to run out the clock, not try to preserve it.

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The Niners' special teams have been bad, but the Packers have been the absolute worst in the league all season. That weakness bit them in the arse at the worst possible time.

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D and luck! It’s a strategy!

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Spahn and Sain and pray for rain.

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Buccaneers vs. Rams score: Los Angeles survives epic meltdown, knocks out Tampa Bay in walk-off fashion

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/buccaneers-vs-rams-score-los-angeles-survives-epic-meltdown-knocks-out-tampa-bay-in-walk-off-fashion/live/

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I had some Sonny Dykes flashbacks in that second half...

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Will Tom Brady retire?

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I don’t think so. He is addicted to football.

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Still one of the best in the game.

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I agree. He should come back for another season.

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Not sure he's going to be able to go out a Super Bowl winner, but can't imagine he wants to go out THAT way either, on a team decimated by injuries...

I say he's back for at least a "Final" year so he can reap the benefits of 11 different "going away parties."

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Unfiltered Joe Biden is my favorite Joe Biden.

Peter Doocey once again asks a stupid question, and Joe has an opinion about that.

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1485741499283296265

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DBD Test kitchen

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Had Mexican meatball soup last night, garnished with cubes of avocados and graded Cotija paired with a 2014 Priorat (it was an excellent pairing, I was quite pleased with myself) Sarted the evening with a 2009 champagne, ended with an apple crumble a la mode, with homemade caramel sauce on top.

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Read that Blondie's Pizza will be named, again, Blondie's....

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New owner apparently worked for Blondie's forever...bought it and renamed it after himself, which in retrospect seems odd and rather silly, considering you paid for the f-ing brand....that's like buying Flint's and then changing the name to Zeke's....

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Flints still around?

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Nah…I think it closed a few years ago at least.

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Good for him...free throw discrepancies of that magnitude in a close game between two evenly matched teams, like Cal at Washington (-2), always raise serious eyebrows. Stanford was a 3 point favorite...to make 31 (3x) as many FTs as the visiting team attempts is preposterous.

Word out of Tempe is that Hurley hates the ASU administration and wants to go back to the East Coast...maybe this is the way he does it...

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Would like to see the call that awarded 3 fts with 1 second left that decided the game.

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Ya, that's a foul...dumb play.

That said, Hurley's gripe is probably more about the overwhelming discrepancy in earlier fouls that dictate tempo and the way the game was played.

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Yup. I was curious if it was all from the side, as in from out of position, but its just a case of closing out late. The overall inequity is hard to believe, even given ASU's somewhat scattershot style of play, which invites contact calls. Not a crew I'd want to trust to not get lopsided (always nervous whenever I see Ratstattler (sp?) working a game).

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Gets him with his lower body. Looks like a foul to me.

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it was clearly a foul. Hurley should be mad at his player for making such an incredibly dumb foul

But I watched the last several minutes of the game when I saw the score was close. Before this last play, the refs called two very questionable fouls

if that was a sample of how the Refs called the game, Hurley was probably right to be made. The problem was he and two players went after the ref who had to be protected by a couple other people.

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For sure, but 41-9? Hard to believe that.

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Good point, AndyP.

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That's my read as well. While he has reason to be upset, he's also baiting ASU to cut him.

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