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The conversation I just had with myself:

-Can I eat this much cheese?

-Yeah, I can eat this much cheese.

-Should I eat this much cheese?

-I'm gonna eat this much cheese.

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Comma(s) in God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen https://twitter.com/RamsesThePigeon/status/1466168057676578818?s=20

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https://twitter.com/RevDaniel/status/1466795886479036418?s=20

@RevDaniel:

Walking Chester. 2 teenage boys walking to school ahead of us.

Boy 1: You haven’t been jabbed yet?

Boy 2: Well, some people say it’s bad for you.

Boy 1: Oh fuck. They used to say you’d go blind if you whacked off. ARE YOU BLIND JAROD?

I haven’t stopped laughing all morning.

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If you find unexploded ordinance, do you a) call emergency services, b) put a picture of it on social media, or c) ...

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

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A company called Engineered Arts has given a sneak peak of its expressive artificial body called "Ameca". IMO, the technology jump is astounding and a bit unsettling.

Step 1. Superior automated customer service, Step 2. upgraded Disney's Hall of Presidents, Step 3. sex robots. Step 4. Skynet. Almost certainly not in that order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPukuYb9xWw#t=6s

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School violence

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Chances vs. USC

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Today in La Rona

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Elsewhere in college

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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PRO

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CAL

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