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TD_24's avatar

You beautiful s.o.b's. We did it. Go Bears forever.

Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

That 4Q was a nice turn of events.

Bowlesman 80's avatar

I want to say a win, in spite of our QB and OLine.

Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Plummer’s 2 picks are an example of why there’s no way he can be your QB next year. If he is, 5 wins is your ceiling.

Bowlesman 80's avatar

Agreed. It's confounding that we are not, at the least, splitting time between Plummer and Milner.

Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Just one of the countless baffling decisions Justin Wilcox has made.

Literally the only things he does right is beat Stanford half the time and not have a team of criminals.

Justbear's avatar

If we are getting a new OC, might as well go with new QB

Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

In today’s college game, if you lack mobility as Plummer does, you have to possess above average arm talent and accuracy, or be an incredibly efficient QB, to win ballgames. Really none of these traits accurately describe him, unfortunately.

GoldenSD81's avatar

Fuck Andrew Luck, fuck Peter Thiel, fuck Tiger Woods, fuck Josh Hawley, fuck Elon “space Karen” Musk, fuck Elizabeth Holmes, fuck Condoleezza Rice, certainly fuck Herbert Hoover, fuck Mitt Romney, fuck Jim Harbaugh, fuck David Shaw, and fuck you to if you went to Stanford university.

Fuck Stanford from today to infinity. In a shit stain of a season we still wiped our asses with your shitty uniforms, with your shitty program and even shittier school.

Big Game bitches!

WHOES AXE!?!?! OUR AXE!!!!

Go Bears!

VermontBear's avatar

You had me at, "fuck Josh Hawley".

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Fuck them all as well for making a poor decision in their youth.

sycasey's avatar

Fuck elite private colleges, one of the biggest running scams in America.

Bowlesman 80's avatar

Yes, fuck ND for the Immaculate Encroachment call.

And, always, fuck SC.

I was rooting so hard for UCLA and DTR played hurt and courageously.

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Bowlesman 80's avatar

Thank you for bringing balance to the Force of Furd Hate.

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Bowlesman 80's avatar

OMG, can we just hate Furd? LOL

dcblue's avatar

Tell us how you really feel.

PawlOski's avatar

Ummm, I'll have what SD81 is having.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

My period for hating on Stanford never ends and will never be over. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.

Stanford can put my sweaty, bloody balls in their mouth from now to eternity.

Bowlesman 80's avatar

Glad you did not say "bloody," because that mental image is too much to process.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Go cry at Stanford stadium and university if you’re upset with my post.

For a Cal fan that just won the Big Game you sure seem upset.

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BTown85's avatar

How come I can’t like this post 100x????

Peetyjay's avatar

This should be the only comment allowed on this thread…there really is not anything else anyone can add!

Auricursine's avatar

Well, John Elway was left out of the rant, but maybe it's because he lost to Cal 3 out of 4 Big Games.

He also sucked on the pitcher's mound at Evans Diamond while playing baseball against us, but that's a different anecdote...

KetamineCal's avatar

Elway declined to participate in this rant like it was an E:60 episode.

GoldenSD81's avatar

He was offered the 1st overall “fuck” in the draft but he declined and decided to sit out a year. We will get him next season.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

LOL, you sure seem like fun guy that can’t take a joke.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

It was all a joke, I don’t really hate them. Well, maybe one or two of them.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Oh Musk did go to Stanford

https://fortune.com/2022/02/15/why-elon-musk-dropped-out-of-stanford/amp/

Rice and Harbaugh were employed at the evil empire known as Stanford. Guilty by association.

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Bowlesman 80's avatar

When I read this "Daily Californian," quoting Joe Kapp as saying, "I swear to God, life's just not fair," I would have sworn it was really. It sounded just like something Kapp would say.

https://stanforddaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-16-at-2.19.25-AM.png

Auricursine's avatar

I appreciate Jaydn Ott, Daniel Scott, and Jackson Sirmon excising the memories of two indifferent Jack Plummer fade passes...

OMG, we won!

Bowlesman 80's avatar

Despite our some of best efforts to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

GoldenSD81's avatar

Well we never got the lead until late in the game so we didn’t have much time to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Bowlesman 80's avatar

We’ll, not for a lack of trying.

rising4air's avatar

Yes: Especially Scott’s picks and Sirmon running it back gave me fond memories of Evan Weaver! #GoBears

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Auricursine's avatar

And Hearns will/should be back.

Also, maybe, just maybe, we can finally have BRETT JOHNSON on the field.

GoldenSD81's avatar

We are grading on a Stanford curve!!

A+++++++++++ for everyone!!

OC Bear's avatar

well, if we are using the Stanford curve, Wilcox gets a Gentle-person's B (which is what you get for showing up).

GoldenSD81's avatar

And Musgrave and Angus got to drop their class before they failed out.

Oski Disciple's avatar

A few fun facts: Justin Wilcox is now 3-3 in Big Games. Jack Plummer has quarterbacked more Big Game wins than Jared Goff, Mike Pawlawski and Craig Morton combined. The Bears have won back-to-back Big Games for the first time since 08-09.

GoldenSD81's avatar

He should be 4-2 and on a 3 game winning streak as we should have won in 2020 during the Covid game.

RayofLight's avatar

That would mean a four-game winning streak.

BTown85's avatar

But we didn’t……

O.Overall's avatar

JW’s record in Big Games is kind of deceiving. So much of that is just the Furd being absolute shit as opposed to us being good.

Auricursine's avatar

But Furd being absolute shit is all the more reason for us to be pounding on them when they are. 41-11 last year was glorious.

And because the fever dream of David Shaw as some sort of genius had finally broken.

sycasey's avatar

Yes, but it was the same way when Furd had some of their winning streaks against Cal. That's how it goes.

Auricursine's avatar

We still owe them for 63-13 fwiw.

Oski Disciple's avatar

So wins don't count if the other team is bad. Does that mean losses against Furd count from years when they were good?

WilderThanGene's avatar

Jack Plummer has also quarterbacked more Big Game wins than roughly ~117 billion of the humans who have ever lived combined.

Oski Disciple's avatar

I was only counting people who'd actually played in Big Games and I can't believe I have to explain this but here we are. Goff, Pawalski and Morton played in eight between them. Plummer one.

Justbear's avatar

He also has won more Big Game than me.

WilderThanGene's avatar

More than you and me combined!

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BTown85's avatar

I appreciate Joe Kapp for being Joe Kapp….. got his autograph on my hat at UW 12+ years ago. Perfect gentleman, happy to chat…..I wanted to give him a hug. So glad he got his tribute last night!!!!!

Auricursine's avatar

Not a hero, but rather an icon. Spectacular but ultimately fleeting moments of success, coupled with absolute frustration over his flaws. He encapsulates the very essence of Cal.

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Auricursine's avatar

It probably was, but that 1982 team was heavily populated with juniors and seniors with chips on their shoulders, and pretty much ran itself despite Kapp, winning the games it should have won (while still being overmatched by the ranked teams on its schedule) and finishing 7-4.

By 1983, as Theder’s recruits began to move on, Kapp’s flaws became more obvious and troubling, exemplified by a nearly disastrous sequence in the 1983 opener in College Station against Texas A&M that nearly cost us the win if not for Ron Rivera…

https://www.eastbaytimes.com/2006/12/21/rivera-rescued-cal-vs-texas-am-in-83/

Yes, by the end of the 1986 season, Kapp’s shtick as a coach had long worn off. The 1986 Big Game win was even more of a miracle given how badly the program had atrophied under him.

The criticisms of his coaching were well-founded, as well as his limitations as a player (for instance, in the NFL, once he left Minnesota and got traded to the Patriots). But I’ve never seen anyone doubt his love for Cal, despite his obvious flaws. As a fellow Chicano, Kapp was a true “pendejo” at times, but he’s one loyal Bear you’d rather have on your side than not.

As I said above, I don’t necessarily consider him a hero but he remains a school icon and a reminder for a lot of us about loving one’s alma mater, faults and all.

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Auricursine's avatar

If this is an argument about "best Cal coach", then yeah. But I don't think I was ever trying to make that specific point. Clearly Kapp's flaws have been obivous to everyone, and I would imagine that even Kapp himself would be the first to admit to it.

docsuess84's avatar

As shitty as it was, the offense by committee and play calling was still more fun to watch than Musgrave’s offense. I really don’t want to see another Jack Plummer falling backwards airmail 50/50 ball ever again.

Justbear's avatar

The playcalling was definitely new. No running in the first half. But if we are going to be pass happy, I don't want Plummer playing.

BTown85's avatar

I don’t think Plummer got sacked once (ignoring his shitty scramble where he got tackled instead of running for a 1st down by using a blocker). Maybe we played better, maybe Furd sucks (well…..), or maybe even both!!!!

sycasey's avatar

They called more moving pockets and quick-hitting passes . . . so basically what we should have always been doing with a bad O-line.

GoldenSD81's avatar

I think I would have preferred Musgrave calling plays. He did have success in scoring points against Stanford and generally called good games against them.

GERALD COLVIN's avatar

WHEW!TOO CLOSE!!I NOW I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE UNTIL THE AXE IS UP FOR GRBBS AGAIN. GERGEAR

Bowlesman 80's avatar

"Cardiac Cal", Gerald.

Justbear's avatar

We fired Musgrave won the Big Game but this offense wasn't much promising.

OldSoCalBear's avatar

Easy win if Plummer doesn’t make bonehead plays

Justbear's avatar

He has a terrible habit of throwing 50/50 desperation throws up in the air.

dcblue's avatar

The replay I saw when I checked ESPN looked like he shotputted instead of threw his endzone interception.

chowder's avatar

Which end zone interception? Your statement is not specific enough, though they can both be described as 'bad decisions'.

OldSoCalBear's avatar

Agreed, Musgrave should have coached that out of him

BTown85's avatar

The 2nd INT was just a blind throw as if the receiver HAD to be open after the fake to Ott….. inexcusable. The first one at least he was trying to make a play…..

GoldenSD81's avatar

Shhh! No more sad tears…only happy tears now.

Terence's avatar

I thought the opposite - not that the offense was amazing or anything, but without some puzzling drops from the wideouts, things looked a lot better. We ran tons of slants to take advantage of our WRs and had a bunch of steady 4-8 yard gains. We used Ott in space via tosses and short passes. We mainly got away from the infuriating wideout screens (we ran one) but we did change the way we ran them with a similar play that set the other wideouts up to crackback block instead of straight up block.

If Young and J. Mike make even half of their catches, we have a comfortable 17 point win I think.

docsuess84's avatar

I thought that too. The frustration wasn’t on the play calling, it was with execution which is on the players. I’d like to not feel frustrated at all while watching the offense, but it’s nice to not be for the same exact reasons every game.

BTown85's avatar

Agreed….not sure why J. Mike had the dropsies. I still congratulated him after “storming” the field (well, walked slowly down a staircase with handrails…). I’m so happy!!!!!

sycasey's avatar

Agreed . . . the play sequencing was certainly improved, even if we kept shooting ourselves in the foot and killing promising drives with mistakes (turnovers, drops, penalties). We should have had more points in the first half with how we moved the ball between the 20s.

Justbear's avatar

True. Those slants worked to get 7-8 yards constantly. Reminded me of Loggy. That was a long time ago!

I think the reason I wasn't excited was Plummer.

bearspot's avatar

Also in the category of "noteworthy" for _this_ Big Game, the band held the high "free" note in the Star Spangled Banner for a REALLY long time. Musically, it seemed like forever, though it may have only been about 10 seconds in reality. At first we wondered what the heck they were doing. When the band director dramatically searched about the sky, I knew it was for a flyover. Unfortunately, he couldn't keep the band playing the note for much longer, and they wrapped it up. Maybe 90 seconds after they concluded, THREE jets in formation in an awesome low display delivered the expected shrieking flyover. This isn't the first time I've seen a badly coordinated flyover. Those things must be very difficult to execute, let alone in time with the music of TWO marching bands.

I blame Stanfurd.

PawlOski's avatar

Uncomfortable and true confession: I left Memorial before the 4th quarter. The Bear did not quit, even though I did.

dcblue's avatar

+1 for honesty. -1 for execution. Net result - Go Bears, sorry you missed it.

PawlOski's avatar

I'd prefer to think my leaving made the difference.

PawlOski's avatar

I did get home in time to watch the finish and hear Starkey have to correct himself about fifteen times. On the Sirmon play he thought Cal threw two laterals.

BearlyThere's avatar

Like Churchill said about the king Arthur myth: “And every word of it was true, or ought to be.”

OC Bear's avatar

my son suggested that we listed to the radio feed and Starkey next week while watching on TV. Gonna go for it.

Oski Disciple's avatar

Happy days. We've got the Axe. Improbable but delightful 4th quarter. Plus I got to meet Avinash on the field after the game.

KetamineCal's avatar

The packed stadium of fans carried that game during unwatchable stretches. Defense carried the day, though.

Have to deduct some fan points for the worst fan field rush I've seen. Basic flow dynamics, people!

Oski Disciple's avatar

Student section was awesome today.

KetamineCal's avatar

Also I think Evan Weaver led a cheer?

KetamineCal's avatar

I wandered over to Q because QQ was full. It was pretty empty for the 1sf quarter but filled in to standing room only.

chowder's avatar

I was incredibly surprised by the turnout today. I was telling my buddy that I thought maybe 40k would show up.

OC Bear's avatar

how can the stadium be packed when the end zone was tarped over. Was it under construction?

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BTown85's avatar

But that stadium holds, like, 1.5 million people…..IDK, maybe someone could look that up for me….

AAHQ's avatar

Daniel Scott willed the Bears to victory in the fourth quarter.

Wiata78's avatar

We won because I wore my 40 year old The Play hoodie!

goldenone's avatar

I had a play T-shirt. Don't know what happened to it. But I grew up and changed sizes.

Bowlesman 80's avatar

God damn, why, oh why, did I ever give mine to my nephew?

Wiata78's avatar

My the Play hoodie does fit a little tighter than it used to. I’m happy that I didn’t get too much bigger, and am quite happy that I saved it.

space_lab's avatar

Started watching at halftime and felt sad. But now I am happy!