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Are we the best winless team in the country?

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I was thinking of going to games so I could rush the court if they won, but I think it would be awkward if the fans were outnumbered by the players.

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Is shooting the moon a thing in basketball?

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Maybe we go 1-31, beating Colorado.

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as an aside, Kemery Martin on the women's team nailed 5 3-pointers the other night. Can she suit up for the men's team?

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It’s almost like our athletic director and head coach have no idea what they’re doing….

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Chancellor Christ: 'there's more than winning....'

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Where are the NCAA finals this year in case I want to make reservations

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Probably need covid to render a bad team's starting 5 inactive to eke one out in OT.

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I've been around Cal blogs a very long time and think this might be the most bitter, snarky, funny, and appropriately miserable post I've ever seen. I find it incomprehensible that the Old Blues with money don't feel this same way. I mean, how in Oskiland is being the single worst team in the country anything remotely resembling an example of UC Berkeley Fiat Lux?

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I'm having a hard time seeing how Cal is favored in ANY remaining games this season, although the nice thing about college sports in general is that there is always a team that has no business winning (such as Appalachin State vs. Michigan, Chaminade vs. Virginia, etc.) that somehow manages to pull off the upset. I'm trying to be hopeful but every time I think about Cal taking the court ANYWHERE, I laugh and cry at the same time.

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The damage to the Cal Athletic Department each day Fox isn't fired just deepens.

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The term I hate the most is "throw out the records" but maybe this is the best time to use it.

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