Stop working and slack more.
Joke via Reddit:
This just in: Due to panic buying, Walmart has decided to open up a 2nd register.
Thai monkeys rampage due to lack of tourists feeding them.
Discovery Channel's "Coal Rolling" personalities gets hit with a $2m fine, $0.85m being undischargeable by bankruptcy.
Our Crumbling Democracy
Elsewhere in college sports
Jesus what a week.
it's only Wednesday Lemon
Pac 12 Tourney cancelled. SUCK IT, FURD
Chelsea Manning ordered released from jail
Excerpted from the article -
Chelsea Manning will be released from jail after a federal judge determined that her testimony was no longer necessary against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.
The grand jury investigating the anti-secrecy group is no longer active, federal judge Anthony J. Trenga of the Eastern District of Virginia said.
“Ms. Manning’s appearance before the grand jury is no longer needed,” he wrote. “Her detention no longer serves any coercive purpose.”
The rain outside is too pretty for me to be productive at work.
Disneyland is closing
Kennedy Center cancels all public events through March 31.
March Madness bites the dust
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