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A time when you were objectively wrong about something

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CAL

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Elsewhere in college sports

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PRO

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Do you talk to yourself?

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Best APARTMENT you've ever lived in.

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The nearest red thing near you kills you; what killed you?

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Positive/good activities that you/your family are doing at home now that you've got more time together.

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Stock market

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Woho - I can't say that I've ever heard of this phrase.

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https://twitter.com/anbara_salam/status/1239489588353216512?s=20

As a public service in these stressful times I'd like to offer, as a palate cleanser, the most embarrassing moment of my life.

10ish years ago, my ex bf and I visited a spa in Germany. It's swimsuits in the pool but you have to be naked in the sauna.

Btw I speak no German. 1/

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One

You're like a dream come true

Two

Just want to be with you

Three

Girl, it's plain to see

That you're the only one for me

And four

Repeat steps one through three

Five

Make you fall in love with me

If ever I believe my work is done

Then I'll start back at one

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No election. Trump will cancel it. I'm reminded of Poe's the Masque of the Red Death.

The red death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal -- the madness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress, and termination of the disease, were incidents of half an hour.

But Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his crenellated abbeys.

https://www.poemuseum.org/the-masque-of-the-red-death

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St. Patrick's Day

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Our Crumbling Democracy

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Corona Virus

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