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The final answer to the least percentage obese states was MA.

Fattest: MS, WV, AL

Least: CO, MA, HI

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CAL

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Deablo fan account

@DeferredWalkOn

Men will literally sit around and name random sports players for two hours instead of going to therapy.

https://twitter.com/DeferredWalkOn/status/1522666203470340103

So true, give the DBD a random pro player. The goal is famous enough to be remembered but not famous enough to be a star

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Memorial Day plans?

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Try to name as many of the CFL's nine current mascots as possible. Hint: one of them changed names within the last year.

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PICNIC

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DBD AV CLUB

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ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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PRO

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If I had to guess, I would have thought Picnic was English somehow.

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Crocodiles need better press agents. Most everyone is afraid of sharks but they typically kill less than a dozen people a year. Meanwhile crocs kill about 1,000 people per annum. That's not even close, crocodiles are far more dangerous to humans than sharks and they're a helluva lot uglier too.

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