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Jun 8, 2022Liked by Berkelium97, SGBear

Yesterday I posted about a bear wandering around Arlington. Today's wildlife story is about a turkey. I was running on some trails and turned a corner and almost stepped on a turkey that was right on the edge of the trail. I jumped back and froze. The turkey didn't like that and flew up at my face. I took some more steps back and it flew at me again. I take a couple more steps back and fall backwards into the brush on the other side of the trail. Fortunately the turkey realized it had won a TKO so left me alone and walked back into the brush near where I had almost stepped on it. I can now list getting my ass kicked by a turkey as one of my life accomplishments.

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Video cameras at an Iranian uranium enrichment plant have shut off. Based on what I've seen, a group of 12 hotshot pilots only have a few weeks to be trained to fly at impossible speeds down a twisty canyon because ballistic missiles don't exist in this world.

https://apnews.com/article/united-nations-international-atomic-energy-agency-iran-middle-east-58f6cd38ebbd1aa2c7cbdcad7dc210bf

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ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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PRO

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The last few Wordles have been more difficult because they've had double letters.

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Dumb things people get away with saying #1. After proposing a course of action to someone they reply with: "sounds like a plan."

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