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Eating tasty beef to avoid cow flatulence.

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Elon Musk's dad (Errol) had his second kid with is own stepdaughter 45 years his junior.

@That's totally normal@

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elon-musk-dad-has-secret-second-child-1383353/

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Twin Temples will be at the Regency in October, wonder if G. Oso will see them again.

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Jul 14, 2022Liked by SGBear

They’re… interesting. Saw them at the Bottom of the Hill in 2019. The music is good and she has an amazing voice to pull off doo-wop (yes you read that correctly, DOO-WOP), but the satanic ritual schtick is kinda campy, but also kinda funny to see a couple hundred people in a room yelling, “HAIL SATAN” on cue

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Heh, played a song from them for me & my son this morning. She does have a very good voice.

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Anything new in Ukraine of the West?

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I'm in my fifth day of eating Russian and ex-Soviet foods. Admittedly, I've got a small sample size, but my observation is that Russian food is derivative and reductive. There is a certain core of real Russian food - rye bread, buckwheat kasha, and various types of soup like borscht. But almost all other dishes are derivative of their neighboring cultures - Turkish, Persian, Arab, Chinese, German, Polish, Indian and whatnot. So the Russians have their own version of something - a Shanghai soup dumpling, Polish galumpky, Persian shishkebab, German coleslaw, et cetera... but their version uses fewer ingredients, few spices, tries to stretch it out with fillers, and make it calorie dense.

It's peasant food and even when they try to elevate it, it's white trash food. In the words of my kid, "they have everything that everyone else has, but their version kinda sucks". And it's not like I'm going to bad places. I'm going to places that are neighborhood favorites, packed with people.

I'm hopeful that when I step out for some more regional food (eg, Uyghur, Tajik, Uzbek) that it'll get a little bit tastier. But so far, it's all "okay, but whatever".

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When we were in Moscow, the best food tended to be from former Soviet republic restaurants - so like the Georgian, Ukrainian and Lithuanian restaurants were the best. But it might also have been if people in Moscow want to spend money to go out to eat (and Moscow is $$$$$) they don't want a version of what they make at home either.

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That was my observation as well after visiting the local Russian market. Few unique surprises, lots of things that looked like other things but less exciting.

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Sounds like communist cuisine!

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Global warming

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I have a book idea rattling around in my head that was sparked by watching the 1997 Val Kilmer movie "The Saint". At the end of that movie, the good guys give away the formula for cold fusion and the screen fades to credits as everyone envisions an environmental utopia. My book idea opens on the day after those credits roll and has to do with the unintended consequences of universally making energy nearly free - including ironically making pollution worse as it would make extraction and production substantially easier/cheaper to do. And I would include sub-plots of how Russia, the Middle East, and other petrodollar economies collapsed into unthinkable poverty, resulting in regional wars. There would be a redemption arc as there'd be massive benefits (eg, global reforestation as desalinating water becomes feasible), but the point was that it wouldn't be a straight line and governments would have to intervene to offset the invisible costs to common goods.

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WFC publishing. First two books by FS and SGB.

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Count me in!

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Let it out!

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Wacky idea: https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a40486004/space-bubbles-climate-change/

Using a thin-film structure manufacturing in outer space, scientists can position space bubbles between the Sun and Earth.

MIT scientists believe deflecting 1.8 percent of solar radiation can fully reverse climate change.

The full raft of bubbles would be roughly the size of Brazil.

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thin film is a giant plot point of the first book of the Three Body Problem trilogy - there's some really fascinating science stuff in the three books.

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Such a good series. I hope the Netflix adaptation is able to do it justice. The casting so far looks good;

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/netflix-3-body-cast-1235169990/

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I keep reading the casting announcements and I keep worrying that a series that (ESPECIALLY THE FIRST BOOK) hinges so much on Chinese history and Chinese characters has relatively few Chinese people casted.

Also the science stuff is going to be a big hurdle for a lot of people. I hope they don't dumb it down too much - but on the other hand if it's too too hard sci-fi will anyone watch?

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How do you convey on film the esoteric nature of the TriSolarans and sophon technology? And how to convey how much of it happens figuratively and literally in people's head. It's a challenge, I hope they don't dumb it down.

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Isn't it "easier" to just emit a lot of dusts and other harmless particles in the air to mimic a large volcano eruption? (Yes, there will be some bad side effects as well).

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That would be the Stratospheric Aerosol Injection (SAI) approach mentioned in the geoengineering link below. The study compares the approaches.

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Here's a more general and thoughtul analysis:

https://geoengineering.environment.harvard.edu/blog/reflections-meeting-about-space-based-solar-geoengineering

...The vulnerability of a space-based solar geoengineering system to destruction by rogue actors is likely to be much higher than for atmospheric solar geoengineering or (obviously) standard climate-change-mitigation strategies like decarbonization and carbon capture. Redeployment of an L1S after destruction would be a major effort....

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whaaaa

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DBD AV Club

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I watched season 6 and 7 and started season 8 of Game of Thrones. I knew Season 8 was coming, but JFC did the writing get horrible. It's remarkable what happens when the writing is bad. All the previously good things - acting, music, world-creation, previous plot line, and themes - just suddenly seem dumb. There are no surprises any more, so I don't feel bad about pushing the fast-forward 15 second button occasionally. There's a lot of soliloquies of "isn't this ironic that this is happening" and me thinking "no, this isn't ironic because it isn't a surprise".

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It was so, so bad. IMO things even started going down hill in the 2nd half of S4, but held on to be pretty good through S5. 6,7,8….we don’t talk about those

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Watched the first 3 episodes of The Terminal List. I really enjoy it. Didn't recognize Taylor Kitsch at first, but as soon as I heard his voice I thought it was Tim Riggins.

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Crypto lender Celsius files for Chapter 11. After reading about what they actually do, I am 110% convinced they are a pyramid scheme.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/13/embattled-crypto-lender-celsius-informs-state-regulators-that-its-filing-for-bankruptcy-imminently-source-says-.html

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"The firm would lend customers’ crypto out to counterparties willing to pay a sky-high interest rates to borrow it. Celsius would then split some of that revenue with users. "

Wow, isn't that like the literal definition of a pyramid scheme?

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Yes.

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Castaway 2: Wilson leaves his best friend behind for a journey on the open ocean, ends up saving another man

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11010877/Holidaymaker-survives-18-hours-adrift-sea-Greece-clinging-ball.html

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Seems to be the very definition of serendipity.

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Tombstone

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In the 1993 movie Tombstone, Johnny Ringo (Michael Biehn) ends up in a verbal confrontation with Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer). This actually happened. In the movie, [spoiler text/] Doc Holiday kills Ringo. While Holiday (and Wyatt Earp) both claimed to have killed him, the real Johnny Ringo supposedly committed suicide on this date 140 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MICPyrnGYwg

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/gunfighter-john-ringo-found-dead

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Oh man, love that movie. Classic stuff, peak Val Kilmer

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Yeah, he's really quite good, only seen it twice, the 2nd time I was a bit stuck by how bad Dana Delany was in it.

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The love interest with Wyatt was quite corny. But it doesn’t drag the movie down because it sort of purposefully that way

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Uh, yeah I guess so, not that long, it's just she's not that good of an actress.

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I just mean the movie was pretty campy, the fact that she had no chemistry with Wyatt was no biggie

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Good movie overall

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DBD Cooking Academy

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Environmental efforts

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Decided to buy the new Dodge eMuscle Electric Muscle Car when I win the lottery

https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1547650507295977476?s=20&t=nzLhW9hmUz4PpZuU2cdXQQ

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All the Challenger boys will move over to this. Then get coal rolled by their buddies.

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In my work life:

Completed a PV micro grid for 7 government buildings

Worked with low income families to install 100 PV systems

Installing Tesla power walls to 25 homeowners

Installed a reclaimed water system for irrigation, construction and fire fighting to reduce potable water demands

Worked with home owners to install rain barrels at 35 residential homes

Going to building a 289 kw community solar project

Installed 6 EV chargers in 2021 at 3 government buildings

Will be installing another 20 EV chargers later this year. 8 at the local park and 12 at the government center

In my life: installed PV on my house, replacing some grass lawn with desert scape.

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Are the Tesla solar/power walls worth it? I don't know the cost but last I saw it seemed pretty high.

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We will see. We vetted a few different strange companies for this project and selected company use Tesla power walls. So far the residents haven’t had any problems, the transition from grid to battery has seemed simple for the residents and they have worked well in the few blackouts we have had.

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I'm replacing as much of my lawn with native permaculture as I can afford. It's not cost-effective, but I think monoculture lawns are dumb.

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Installed a large amount of solar in 2020 - contractor needed to upgrade in 2021, PG&E final approved at the end of 2021, but wouldn't give me any credits so I complained to CPUC - FINALLY got credits a few days ago - won't owe them any money until 2023.

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ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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I am wearing my UCSC shirt and at Costco in San Leandro I got a Go Slugs. Was confused and had to say my son goes there.

I guess thats why sometimes we get a confused look when we.say "Go Bears"

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GO SLUGS!

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If I wear a Cal Poly hat, I sometimes get a Go Mustangs!

Our kids and our money went to Cal Poly. Neither Mrs Slug nor I did.

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FIAT SLUG!

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Sacto-area native and Oregon Duck TE Spencer Webb has passed away in a tragic accident. Our hearts go out to his family, friends, and community supporters.

https://twitter.com/oregonfootball/status/1547629020342149120

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Gonzaga and Michigan State will play at a neutral site: Navy. And by "Navy", I mean literally.

https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/1547258903821537280

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I remember the MSU/UNC game they staged on a carrier during Draymond's tenure. A site to behold for sure, but not conducive to great basketball.

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SDSU and USD played a game on the Midway a few years ago. It was windy and wasn’t very good. SDSU lost.

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I want to see football and soccer on this venue.

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use the edges of the carrier as the edge of the field.

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out of bounds penalty is more severe than usual.

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I remember UNC and Michigan State did this, maybe in 2010? Both teams shot pretty poor, unsurprisingly.

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Rather windy on that CV

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Loved that downfield block by Riley.

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oops..wrong thread.

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Who holds the record for the longest run against UCLA?

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Jul 14, 2022Liked by SGBear

The record belongs to Jahvid Best (in my heart, if nothing else):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlkrumgWB6o

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The frustrated shirtless UCLA fan is priceless.

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This was almost 100% Jahvid.

Watch this play again, this time focusing on the individual efforts, starting on the strong side (top of screen). This is a designed counter sweep - a zone-run outside to the weakside (bottom of scren). The WR on top does a fake, but doesn't block anyone. The TE (80) does a chop block, which succeeds but he gets up lazily, using his knee to get up, looks to block someone downfield and then whiffs on his block, runs upfield for someone else to block and goes after the wrong guy who is already behind Jahvid. The RT blocks his man's outside shoulder, but its a bad block and only last a second before falling down, gets up and then looks for and fails to block two different opponents with anything more than a hand slap. The RG has no man on him, he jogs downfield and goes after three different players - failing to make contact on anybody. The center pulls right and makes contact with his, briefly holds him as Best cuts back, but then makes no other contact until he illegally blocks a guy in the back. The right tackle makes a good block but doesn't sustain it and his guy gets free even when Jahvid is still behind the line of scrimmage. The lone person on the o-line who made a good block was the LG, who buried his man, gets up and buries someone else. The FB makes a block but only sustains it for one second. The far WR doesn't block his man, but does run interference as the CB tries to get an angle on Best, but doesn't end up blocking him. Riley ends up making the block. So literally it was literally only the LG and Riley who won their blocks. Everyone else either lost their blocks or didn't block anyone. All other misses were because Jahvid had UCLA tripping over each other to get him.

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Don't forget the camera shot of the disappointed shirtless sunglasses UCLA. Almost as good as the some of the USC fans from this article.

https://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2018/11/13/18086900/california-golden-bears-usc-trojans-wilcox-helton-garbers-kunaszyk-laird-daniels-beck-ware-st-brown

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Underrated part of that shot: the Asian girl to his lower right who seems about to scream: "What the fuck?!"

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Nick's article is, IMHO, the finest piece of journalistic tea-bagging that I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

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I might give more credit to the FB: he does basically clear his man out of the area where Best was originally supposed to go.

Otherwise, yeah, UCLA's defense mostly won this play up front and it's only because of spectacular running that it became a big play for Cal.

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Loved the block by Riley.

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This may not be the correct answer, but it is the right answer.

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Both. It is also the correct answer.

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Jul 14, 2022·edited Jul 14, 2022Author

Guess which one is NOT true.

UCLA football is winless against:

St. Mary's College

Wyoming

Cal Tech

Bakersfield High School

Hollywood High School

Manual Arts High School

March Field (Army 4th Air Corp)

Del Monte Navy school in Monterey

The crew of the battleship USS Idaho

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The answer to this is Cal Tech. UCLA is 5-6-1 all time against Cal Tech, including starting of 0-6-1 before winning the next 5.

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Breaking News: Trump is dead.

Dammit. Wrong one.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/ivana-trump-wife-president-trump-dies-age/story?id=86834496

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Hopefully Donald isn’t far behind.

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Trump tells NY Magazine that he'll run for President in 2024

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/1547596525538160641

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The only question is when he'll formally announce. WaPo is reporting that he may launch as soon as September or even August.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/07/14/trump-2024-announcement-fall/

If DJT does announce in September, it could be a gift to the Democrats, as it puts DJT figuratively on the ballot.

Personally, I think that Trump would be an idiot to announce *before* the midterms in November, but it certainly fits in line with his ego as big as all outdoors.

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I think he announces sooner than later due to the J6 Committee and DoJ. He will announce early in an attempt to scare the DoJ from indicting a presidential candidate.

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I've wondered about that angle myself, certainly while I was reading the WaPo article. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he chose to announce earlier rather than later for the reasons you've cited.

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He has to if he wants to try to avoid going to jail.

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Hmm...should we try to rid the military and police of Nazis? Naw...

House Republicans All Vote Against Neo-Nazi Probe of Military, Police

https://www.newsweek.com/gop-vote-nazi-white-supremacists-military-police-1724545

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Trump had to cancel his rally in Greensboro NC after he, half-scoop, and Ivanka had to testify in a NY lawsuit. No refunds, but ticket holders can go to the one in [checks notes] Wisconsin. #Grift

https://twitter.com/NotHoodlum/status/1546870370271109120

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Former Rep. Katie Hill files bankruptcy.

https://twitter.com/KatieHill4CA/status/1546889233935355908

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Don't fuck your subordinates.

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Didn’t her husband release nude photos of her? Or out her for something?

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An Iowa town's library closed because the GQP is awful

https://iowastartingline.com/2022/07/13/whats-happening-with-the-vinton-public-library/

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How one House Republican voted to impeach Trump and (maybe) kept his seat

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/07/14/trump-valadao-california-republican-00045345

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PRO

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Mitchell Schwartz retires.

https://twitter.com/MitchSchwartz71/status/1547647193984552960

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Just a few more Tedford players left in the NFL now.

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[House Committee on Oversight] "Let's talk."

[Dan Snyder]: "No"

[HCO]: "Here's a subpeen. Testify."

[DS]: "No... actually, yes, yes I will but it will be voluntarily, as my lawyer suggests."

[HCO]: "No. Subpeens compel you to answer."

[DS]: "I'm busy."

[DS's lawyer] "My client has no reason to lie."

[HCO]: "Here's another subpeen, DS"

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34232868/house-committee-accepts-washington-commanders-owner-dan-snyder-offer-testify-only-subpoena

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In the last sentence, in my mind, I read DS to be DipShit.

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That works, too.

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Game #90: A’s bats silent in 5-2 loss to Rangers

https://www.athleticsnation.com/2022/7/13/23210898/game-90-as-bats-silent-lose-rangers

Oakland was defeated by the Texas Rangers in the series finale on Wednesday evening, managing just four hits in the 5-2 loss.

Texas pounced on Oakland’s starter for all their runs in the first, but he settled in after that, only walking a single hitter the rest of the way. The damage stood up against an impotent A’s lineup that struck out 12 times and only got a pair of solo home runs in the ninth to prevent a shutout.

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Giants show up to work very late, win anyway

https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2022/7/13/23207823/giants-diamondbacks-recap-brandon-crawford-brandon-belt

For quite a while it looked like the San Francisco Giants were coasting towards the most frustrating and predictable of losses. A day after beating the Arizona Diamondbacks 13-0, the Giants were making you utter the age-old line, “They couldn’t have saved some of those runs for today?”

It’s pretty predictable. The last five times the Giants have scored at least 12 runs and won in a blowout they’ve turned around the next day and scored 3, 4, 4, 4, and 2 runs. That’s not an anti-Giants fact, it’s just a baseball fact. Score like it’s the home run derby one day, and you’re all but guaranteed to leave your fans clamoring for a rollover plan the next day.

Through six innings on Wednesday the Giants had taken it to an extreme. They had just one hit — a second-inning leadoff double by Thairo Estrada that amounted to nothing. They’d grounded into two double plays. They’d sent only three batters to the plate in four consecutive innings. They’d even leaned on their home turf to help increase their frustration, as evidenced by Joc Pederson getting Oracle’d for the umpteenth time this season — his third-inning flyout was hit 104.9 mph and traveled 404 feet, only to land in a glove of all the silly places.

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It's a baseball fact that you tend to score a lot less against the #1 pitcher than the emergency #5 pitcher who doesn't even belong in the majors anymore

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Dodgers’ latest comeback is their best one yet

https://www.truebluela.com/2022/7/13/23213470/dodgers-comeback-hanser-alberto-freddie-freeman-cardinals

After coming back from down 5-0 against the Cubs last week, the Dodgers outdid themselves on Wednesday night, erasing a late inning six run-deficit to defeat the St. Louis Cardinals, 7-6.

The Dodgers and Cardinals traded zeroes for the first two innings, then Paul Goldschmidt singled to right field with two outs in the third to deliver the game’s first two runs. The bleeding didn’t stop there, as Nolan Arenado sent a 1-2 pitch from Gonsolin into the left field seats, giving St. Louis a 4-0 lead.

St. Louis added a run in the fourth on an Andrew Knitzer two out double and a run in the 6th off of Alex Vesia. Five of the Cardinals’ six runs were scored with two outs.

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Down 6-0, Dodgers score 2 in the 7th, 4 in the 8th, and 2 in the 9th to eek out a comeback win.

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Learned a new baseball acronym. Dodgers had the bases loaded two nights ago no outs and didn't score.

NOBLETIGER. No Outs Bases Loaded, Ending with Team Incapable of Getting Easy Run

Almost as good as TOOTBLAN. Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop. I think named after Ryan Theriot.

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The O's and M's are both on 10-game win streaks. Whoever bet that would happen would be a very rich person.

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WTF. Half of the KC Royals starting lineup is not vaccinated.

https://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/half-kansas-city-royals-miss-series-blue-jays/600584

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I think a lot of athletes only got vaccinated due to peer pressure from teammates. Conversely, it's kind of easy to see how a significant part of a team may all follow someone's bad advice.

Kind of an interesting thing is that the Yankees may not pursue Benintendi anymore because they have 6 more games in Toronto.

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I still get surprised when people who need their bodies in top shape don’t do simple things to keep in top shape

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I like how the solution suggested in the article is for Canada to repeal its “outdated” (lol) travel policy.

Gee, I wonder if there is any other possible solution here??? Like, uh, stepping into a fucking Walgreens and rolling up your sleeve for 30 secs? JFC

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Yeah this was nuts. Maybe they all hang out with Aaron Rodgers

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CAL

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Jul 14, 2022·edited Jul 14, 2022

Four-star DB Rodrick Pleasant cuts his list down to six, including Cal. In the hunt are Cal, UCLA, USC, Oregon, BC, and Penn State. A track star, he set the California record in the 100 meters at 10.14.

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One of these teams is not like the other...

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BC doesn't have a vowel

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@Cal won't play for a P5 conference, if at all in 3 years@

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Go Bears!!!

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