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ak_A_bear's avatar

Circa 74, tall Olde English 800.

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Oski Disciple's avatar

It’s time once again for Oski Disciple’s question of the day.

You always hear people say they hate goodbyes (especially long ones). Isn’t there anyone who enjoys goodbyes?

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FiatSlug's avatar

I enjoy goodbyes with toxic people. I'm stone cold blooded that way.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I guess it depends on if you like the person or not.

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SGBear's avatar

Exactly. I have a bunch of beloved relatives who have reached the age that they get terminal diseases. This year alone, I have had to or am going to say goodbye to two different people with a final visit. And before them, I had the opportunity to say goodbye to my own mother and then my father. It is a blessing to have the opportunity to say good-bye - as long as possible. And nobody ever talks about the end and nobody ever says goodbye. It's always "I love you" and "until next time" with a giant hug knowing full well that there won't be another. And then you ugly cry in the car, which I'll take 10 out of 10 times versus hearing about somebody's sudden death.

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Wiata78's avatar

Yes, unexpected deaths with no chance to say goodbye are so painful.

A good book on this topic by someone with Cal ties:

A Beginner's Guide to the End by BJ Miller and Shoshana Berger

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heyalumnigo's avatar

CAL

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dcblue's avatar

Watching the Nats while eating lunch. That reminded me that when I got home yesterday Caleb Lomavita was in the booth being interviewed during the game before heading down to camp in Florida. He had a great presence and was big on his growing up in Hawaii. A fine representative of Cal.

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Oski Disciple's avatar

Go Bears!!!

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[LAX] IWLCA Honors Cal’s Academic Achievements

https://calbears.com/news/2024/7/24/lacrosse-iwlca-honors-cals-academic-achievements.aspx

The California lacrosse team was named an IWLCA Academic Honor Squad for the 2023-24 academic year on Wednesday. To qualify for the honor a team must have a 3.2 or higher cumulative GPA for the academic year.

In addition, eight members of Cal's 2024 team – Addie Fischer, Callan Fritsch, Kalena Johnson, Kate Rothman, Caroline Roxas, Charlotte Smith, Belle Tiesi and Mya Wang – were named to the IWLCA Division I Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.50 cumulative academic GPA or greater, and having junior, senior or graduate student status.

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[BASE] Chad Highberger To Coach With USA Baseball

https://calbears.com/news/2024/7/24/chad-highberger-to-coach-with-usa-baseball.aspx

California assistant Chad Highberger will be on the coaching staff for USA Baseball's 2024 16U/17U National Team Development Program (NTDP), which takes place at the USA Baseball National Training Complex in Cary, North Carolina on Thursday through Sunday.

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[OLY] Record-Setting 59 Golden Bears Head To Paris

https://calbears.com/news/2024/7/24/olympics-record-setting-59-golden-bears-head-to-paris.aspx

BERKELEY – A record-setting 59 Golden Bears will be on hand for the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris.

The Summer Games begin Thursday for Cal's contingent, with women's soccer alumni Sydney Collins and Ifeoma Onumonu competing for Canada and Nigeria, respectively, in group play. The Opening Ceremony is on Friday, and the Olympics run through Aug. 11.

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[NEWS] Bears Place 154 On Pac-12 Spring Academic Honor Roll

https://calbears.com/news/2024/7/24/athletics-news-bears-place-154-on-pac-12-spring-academic-honor-roll.aspx

BERKELEY – A total of 154 California student-athletes across 13 sports were named to the 2024 Pac-12 Spring Academic Honor Roll, the conference office announced Wednesday.

The Golden Bears had the second-most honorees in the conference. Women's rowing paced all 13 of Cal's sports with 30 selections.

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SGBear's avatar

DBD Street Journal

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Southwest Airlines to move to assigned seating because people hate the whole gaming of the system of checking in the day before the minute that you can otherwise you're near the potties

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/07/25/southwest-airlines-seat-assignments.html

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Wiata78's avatar

Even though they didn't offer pricier seats, they did charge you extra for the privilege of checking in earlier and moving toward the front of the boarding line.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Interesting. I don't like flying southwest. Partly because I don't want to have to check in right at 24 hours to have a chance at a window or aisle seat. Also because Southwest flights seem to be delayed or cancelled due to bad weather much more often.

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SGBear's avatar

[POLITICAL STUFF HERE]

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[Emerson College Poll] Trump leads Harris in four key swing states, tied in one.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4790684-kamala-harris-polls-donald-trump-wisconsin/

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SGBear's avatar

DJT calls for jail time for those who desecrate the flag and calls people who say that is unconstitutional are "stupid people" because not being ignorant of what the Constitution says is apparently stupid.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4792101-donald-trump-urges-jail-sentence-burning-flags-protests/

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Scootie's avatar

I posted about Gavin's and Marshawn's new podcast a couple of weeks ago!

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I thought Marshawn and Gavin had a podcast together, along with someone else.

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SGBear's avatar

I found a link to a the highlighted snippet:

https://www.tiktok.com/@gavinnewsom/video/7395222626307722539?_r=1&_t=8oIUcMWgl8F

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SGBear's avatar

OLYMPICS

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IOC to the US: "Sweep it under the rug otherwise it would be a shame if something were to happen to your SLC hosting"

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/24/nx-s1-5050528/olympic-threaten-salt-lake-2034-winter-games-doping

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Scootie's avatar

Go for it, IOC. You don't exactly have any other options.

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FiatSlug's avatar

Exactly.

You know, it would be a shame if something happened to those Olympic Games. It would be just, well, terrible.

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SGBear's avatar

Morocco stuns Argentina in soccer 2-1 on an end-of-match equalizer that was disallowed (see link) after [checks notes]... two hours of VAR analysis. Olympic soccer is an under-23 tournament to reduce competition against the pro divisions, unlike other sports.

https://x.com/Eurosport_FR/status/1816159409917092238

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[Rugby 7s] USA surprisingly tied France 12-12, but expectedly lost to Fiji 38-12. The top two teams, plus two of the three third place finishers advance out of pool play. And that pretty much got settled on the first day. Fiji, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, Argentina, and France advance. The key match that matters today is USA vs Uruguay - win and they are in. Bubble teams that are at risk to miss out are South Africa and Samoa.

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SGBear's avatar

PRO

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JP Sears struggles as Athletics fall to Astroshttps://www.athleticsnation.com/2024/7/24/24205522/athletics-vs-astros-recap

JP Sears unraveled in the seventh and the Oakland Athletics’ offense was unable to string anything together Wednesday in a 8-1 loss to the Houston Astros.

The Astros got off to a quick start against JP Sears in Wednesday’s game. Jose Altuve and Alex Bregman led off the game with a pair of singles. Sears got Yordan Alvarez to ground into a force out for the first out, but Yainer Diaz plated the first run of the game with a sacrifice fly to give Houston an early lead.

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Robbie Ray returns as Giants bust game open late

https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2024/7/25/24205818/robbie-ray-returns-as-giants-bust-game-open-late-win-tk-tk

ESTRAGON: The season’s finished. Let’s sell.

VLADIMIR: We can’t.

ESTRAGON: Why not?

VLADIMIR: We’re waiting for Robbie Ray.

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Robbie Ray dominates as Dodgers get blown out at home

https://www.truebluela.com/2024/7/24/24205806/dodgers-giants-robbie-ray-tyler-glasnow-yohan-ramirez

A closer affair than the final score of 8-3 to the Giants would indicate, this game which marked the return of Tyler Glasnow was overshadowed by a different arm coming back from injury, Robbie Ray was lights out and a late blow-up by the Dodgers' pen secured Wednesday night’s loss at Dodger Stadium.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

It's Kershaw-day. First start this season after off-season shoulder surgery.

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SGBear's avatar

CC Sabathia tells a story how the Phillies would offer great cheesesteak only in the VISITING clubhouse. Have we considered offering fresh hot Cheeseboard pizza to visitors?

https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1815793506947944673

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FiatSlug's avatar

Ya gonna fly fresh Cheeseboard Pizza to Oracle Park from Shattuck & Vine?

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Slow down the opponent.

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SGBear's avatar

Tempers flare as the Broncos beat the Patriots 20-7

https://www.mlb.com/news/cal-quantrill-reese-mcguire-red-sox-rockies-benches-clear

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Scootie's avatar

OK they are 100% burying the lede here. The benches cleared after Cal (who went to Stanford) screamed at McGuire "You jacked off in a parking lot you dumb fuck".

(McGuire was once arrested for, you guessed it, jacking off in a parking lot when he was with the Jays)

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Tangtpt's avatar

That's the best bit of trash talk that I've ever heard.

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Scootie's avatar

Absolute respect to the Rockies' oppo research.

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SGBear's avatar

TALL

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Wiata78's avatar

My mother's side of the family tended to be shorter and my father's side was taller. I also hoped I would take after dad's side, but I turned out to be more of an average between the two.

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Wiata78's avatar

Is everyone aware that you're taller in the morning than in the evening? Your vertebral joints expand during the night and compress under gravity while being upright during the day. I used to measure myself as 5/8" taller in the morning.

Astronauts, having no gravity 24/7, can expand by 1.5 inches.

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Oski Disciple's avatar

I'm 5'7 1/2. Shorter than my wife (5' 10") younger daughter (5'9") and same height as older daughter.

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Scootie's avatar

My dad was 6'2" and FurdieBro is 6'1" but I am a very normal 5'6"

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BearByBlood's avatar

Brother is 6'6 and the tallest. I am 6'2 and my 13 year old son is almost 6'2 as well. I stopped growing right around freshman year of high school so I am wondering if he might do the same.

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FiatSlug's avatar

I may have been 6'-0" for a moment when I was 17, but I doubt it. I think I topped out at 5' 11-7/8". But I digress. I was the tallest in my immediate family before I graduated high school; taller than any of my siblings and taller than my mother (5'-2") and step-father (5'-10").

My oldest is taller than me - he's 6'-1" and my youngest (Happy B'day, Double D!) is 5'-11". I am now third tallest now that I have shrunk to 5'-10-3/4".

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ak_A_bear's avatar

I peaked out at 5'-11 and 7/8" the nurse would re-do it several times and said she could not call it 6' as my mother was in on this....if I reached 6' it would $100.00 in my pocket and she would only accept measurements at the Doc's. My hair had to be short enough too, so the bar laid flat.

Four years ago I started getting flat 5-11 readings. Demoralizing.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

No 3 is 6 feet tall. We all thought he was over 6' tall until we measured him last week. Perhaps he was measured using shoes last time. I was 5'10 and seem to have shrunk a little bit as well. I do have a cousin that is 6'1 or 6'2.

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SGBear's avatar

My trans-daughter is the tallest person in my and my wife's combined family history - but that's literally a low bar. She's 6 feet tall. I used to be the tallest at 5'11" but I have shrunk by more than an inch, which is disturbing.

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SGBear's avatar

DBD AV CLUB

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SGBear's avatar

ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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dcblue's avatar

UCLA coach at BIG media day.

https://www.foxla.com/video/1490824

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Oski Disciple's avatar

In his press conference head coach DeShaun Foster told the world that UCLA is in Los Angeles. The more you know....

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FiatSlug's avatar

I did not know that...

Next thing he'll tell me is that UCLA is also in California.

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Oski Disciple's avatar

Used to be. Been re-located. Not sure where but must be the midwest.

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SGBear's avatar

This is UCLA's PR department's fault. He needed to have been media trained and had his presentation vetted. It's like that one wedding that everyone has been to where the best man gets up unprepared who thought "I got this. I'm charming. I can wing it" before fumbling in the spotlight.

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FiatSlug's avatar

South Bend, perhaps?

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SGBear's avatar

Pat McAfee announces he's returning to College Game Day.

https://x.com/chrisvannini/status/1816142391965016354?s=46&t=uS2bi20KkRN-hrVJHus7zQ

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heyalumnigo's avatar

So McAfee returns to Game Day but we lose NBA on TNT? Not a fair trade.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

sad face. He sucks

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