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(Warning: there may be a writer's embellishment at the end of this post.) Saw a cardiologist yesterday. He said that due to my having atrial fibrillation I will need a pacemaker. Overall I'm in excellent health and continue to workout regularly. Procedure sounds simple enough and will only sideline me from work for a couple of days. Having looked at the results of the Zio Patch I wore and the EKG they did the doctor asked if I'd had prolonged exposure to Cal football. I said, many decades worth. The cardiologist told me that Cal football is a leading cause of cardiovascular abnormalities in the greater Bay Area. Please take note of this.

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SHE BLINDED ME WITH...

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Aug 10, 2022·edited Aug 10, 2022Author

Steven Seagal

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Blonde player

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DBD AV Club

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Elsewhere in college

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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PRO

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Seeking suggestions: Where should I go on vacation in September or October?

-around 1 week

-I like to eat things (but don't eat land animals)

-I enjoy walking (if I'm close to food)

-I'm bad at nature

-I'm no longer a grad student but am also not a ballista

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