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THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE

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Mariano Rivera pulls a HAG/Fire Starkey/[insert other former great athlete here]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25233558-yankees-legend-mariano-rivera-suffers-torn-achilles-injury-old-timers-day-game

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I saw the video. Looks like it was hit somewhere in the infield and he was playing center and went to run in toward the infield and it popped.

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Yes, but she's... bronze.

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You forgot to put an exclamation mark or more after found!!!

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PRO

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The group responsible for throwing dildos onto the court during WNBA is a bunch of crypto bros

https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45923322/crypto-group-says-orchestrated-sex-toy-tosses-wnba-games

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Which only adds to my fears if these a$$hats acquire outsized influence in government.

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CeeDee Lamb doesn't play during the pre-season game against the Rams. He still got penalized.

https://www.nfl.com/news/inactive-ceedee-lamb-takes-hit-draws-penalty-in-cowboys-preseason-loss-to-rams

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Jen Pawol makes history by being the first woman to umpire a regular-season game. Let's see how she did on the first pitch.

https://www.mlb.com/news/jen-pawol-first-woman-mlb-umpire-home-plate

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Her first called third strike was also a fair bit off the plate.

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A’s Rally Late, Beat Orioles 3-2

https://www.athleticsnation.com/recaps/99212/as-rally-late-beat-orioles-3-2

What an ending! Down to their final few outs the Athletics managed to rally in the top of the ninth to retake the lead, and ultimately take the win/series against the Baltimore Orioles to wrap up the road trip on a winning note. Time to head home, gentlemen.

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Ballers Take 11th Straight, Sweep High Wheelers at Home

https://www.oaklandballers.com/sports/bsb/2025/releases/202508112vq8g3

OAKLAND, Calif. -- The Ballers keep on winning, and they're having fun doing it. Before Sunday's 8-5 victory over the Yuba-Sutter High Wheelers, Tremayne Cobb Jr. took the field, flanked by a whole host of Little Leaguers.

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Verlander makes history…and nothing else happens, I swear

https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisco-giants-scores-standings-nl-west/99288/verlander-makes-historyand-nothing-else-happens-i-swear

In the 1st inning of Sunday’s rubber match against the Washington Nationals, Giants starter, and future first-ballot Hall of Famer, Justin Verlander became the 10th pitcher in baseball history to record 3,500 strikeouts in his career. As he had done numerous times before, Verlander rode across the finish line on the back of a 95 MPH fastball, painted on the outside corner that Nathaniel Lowe could only wave at as it passed.

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Verlander is a spent force. Giants are not going to find a diamond in the rough from a 42 year old.

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I could see Verlander, Scherzer, and Kershaw retiring after this year. Verlander almost definitely retiring. Kershaw is still effective so maybe he could come back, especially if the Dodgers don't win it all. Scherzer still seems to be effective as well. The Kershaw/Scherzer showdown on Friday night was really good. Both pitchers were throwing well. Kershaw did get some help in the 2nd inning with the line drive double play. Blue Jays hit the ball hard against him but he limited the damage.

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Other than his strikeout record he gave up eleven hits and a walk in five innings so was lucky to get out with only five runs allowed.

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Yeah he's washed. Giants took a one-season chance on him which is fine, but I think this is it.

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Late home runs, stranded walks doom Dodgers in loss to Blue Jays

https://www.truebluela.com/dodgers-scores-standings/101099/dodgers-walks-blue-jays-home-runs

LOS ANGELES — The Blue Jays homered to take leads off Dodgers relievers Blake Treinen and Alex Vesia in the eighth and ninth innings, giving Toronto a 5-4 win in a back-and-forth affair in which the Dodgers couldn’t fully capitalize on numerous chances.

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POLITICS

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Trump nationalizes the DC police force. DC crime is at a multi-decade low

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Congratulations for paying more taxes to the Trump administration since Thursday

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ypxnnyg7jo

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Trump deploys 120 DC-based FBI agents to be graveyard shift beat cops. That'll improve morale.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fbi-may-dispatch-120-agents-to-d-c-streets-as-trump-vows-crackdown-on-crime/ar-AA1Kgdaw

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All of this to distract from the Epstein shitstorm.

I'm wondering where the adults in government leadership are... or if there are.

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A woman I see regularly on my afternoon walk lives a block from the Capitol. As of this weekend she said she had not noticed the increased federal law enforcement presence. We’ll see if that holds if I see her later this week.

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Kim Davis succeeds in getting her case heard before SCOTUS which allows civil servants to refuse to marry same-sex couples, which opens the door to legality of same sex marriage issue as a whole

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/supreme-court-formally-asked-overturn-landmark-same-sex/story

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Trump finally approves the National Guard to defend the District of Columbia against [checks notes]... poor residents.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/national-guard-washington-dc-trump_n_68995131e4b07d71851c8f66

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sycasey's avatar

All of this talk about cities needing to handle crime better is such a big smokescreen. Crime was already coming down in these places. The federal government does not need to intervene.

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Anything to distract from people asking for the release of the Epistein files.

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Arlington has done a good job of getting most of the homeless off the streets. I’ll be curious to see if this pushes folks from DC across the river to Arlington and reverses the trend.

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CAL

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DBD AV CLUB

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TOPPER

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The original benevolent ghost movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26WYTm-biek

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Hill - Western Ky mascot, the Hilltoppers. They had a couple of the best alternate football helmets recently.

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ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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