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Per Social Security Administration, the most changed names in the United States are Issac and Chole. 🙄

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2022/08/12/baby-names-childless-couples-moving/

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FiatSlug's avatar

Some folks have a hard time spelling Isaac and Chloe.

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Justbear's avatar

I thought it would be Karen

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SGBear's avatar

Give the DBD some bad advice

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Oski Disciple's avatar

For maximum enjoyment of Cal football do not attend or watch games on TV, instead listen to Joe Starkey's radio play-by-play. It's like you're there -- only better!

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Peetyjay's avatar

Pick up crypto now while it is 1/2 off.

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g.oso's avatar

Always run from the cops. Especially if you’re a person of color.

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AndyPanda's avatar

Plan on participating in the conference football championship game.

Corollary: Plan on playing on the weekend in either conference basketball tournament.

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Tangtpt's avatar

Hire a guy to run your conference that used to run women's professional tennis. What could go wrong?

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Bring Top Secret files home for safe keeping. It's totally fine.

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goldenone's avatar

Just declassify them.

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Scootie's avatar

With your mind.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

While wearing a wizards hat and your right hand on the Bible.

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Peetyjay's avatar

Trump declassifying top secret files the same way Michael Scott declares bankruptcy.

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SGBear's avatar

Something/someone Greek

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CruzinBears's avatar

I didn't like Greek salads until I had one in Athens. It was then I realized Mediterranean tomatoes are way superior to American ones. At least they were in the early 2000's

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GoldenSD81's avatar

I like Greek salads but the best one I’ve ever had was also in Athens. The feta make it betta.

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CruzinBears's avatar

Yes, the feta was way better too. Actually every ingredient was better there

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Oski Disciple's avatar

Zach Galifianakis and Tina Fey, both Greek-Americans.

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Justbear's avatar

There was a really good Greek restaurant by ASU campus in Tempe. Forgot what it's called.

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sycasey's avatar

My wife is half Greek (on her mom's side). But since her dad didn't really have any extended family around she was basically raised in a Greek family.

I remember seeing the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding and thinking it was a silly and over-exaggerated thing. After meeting her family I realized it wasn't that far off from reality.

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Cugel's avatar

How was your wedding?

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sycasey's avatar

Great, but we paid for it ourselves and thus did not have a traditional Greek ceremony (also her mother had passed by then so could not take over and demand things).

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Peetyjay's avatar

Tzatziki.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

It’s the ranch dressing of Greece.

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Peetyjay's avatar

And cranberry sauce is the white man's chutney!

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Justbear's avatar

Theater

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g.oso's avatar

Back page code for anal sex

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GoldenSD81's avatar

What?!?!

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SGBear's avatar

HE SAID THAT IT'S BACK PAGE CODE FOR ANAL SEX

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Scootie's avatar

I thought that was PSoCY?

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DC Trojan's avatar

only if W4C had personal ads - can you imagine? Alas it probably wouldn't be as good as the days when the SS33 map could have been used to indicate how far people were willing to travel.

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Tangtpt's avatar

Hey now!

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SGBear's avatar

🕳

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Cugel's avatar

I didn't get that when I read Plato

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Wiata78's avatar

Although heard about Perry White as a little kid, and learned about Pericles in high school, it wasn't until decades later that I put the two together.

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DC Trojan's avatar

spanakopita and saganaki - who needs a main course with appetizers like that?

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Jimmy, the -

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FiatSlug's avatar

Something something about breeding for athleticism. Something something racist nonsense.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

He and Al Campanis, among others.

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FiatSlug's avatar

Except that Campanis made reference to intellectual capabilities, not athleticism. All part of the same rotten package of thought, really.

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SGBear's avatar

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Peetyjay's avatar

As a political pragmatist and someone who doesn't want to see our democracy crumble, I support this suggestion.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/08/15/a-narrow-pardon-for-trump-00051859

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Cugel's avatar

I saw that, didn't read because I am 100% sure that the concept is a form of wishful thinking.

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FiatSlug's avatar

Sorry, that's bullshit. The opinion piece is an exercise in wishful thinking. It's also a cowardly suggestion that somehow Trump will walk away and do no more harm if he gets a "narrow" pardon. He can't help himself. Trump is incapable of being magnanimous to any degree at all.

I want to see his carcass rot in jail. Any way this can happen will be a win for democracy and a society based on the rule of law.

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Peetyjay's avatar

Even though I agree with the sentiment of him rotting in jail, the gesture could be a lesson in democratic civics and an attempt to move the country toward some normalcy. It is not about Trump, it is about our country and democracy. And as indicated in the piece it is all contingent upon the seriousness of the charges, a pretty big contingency regarding the suggestion of a pardon.

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FiatSlug's avatar

We agree that this is about the United States and democracy. That's where we part company.

Trump is a symptom of an illness within the American polity. If he is pardoned, then it will embolden those who would tear down democracy in America. It was the similar to why I negatively view Ford's pardon of Nixon - Ford's pardon emboldened folks like Dick Cheney who supported the concept of the imperial presidency. Bill Barr is another such adherent.

Moreover, we don't need to fans the flames of insurrection or to encourage the overthrow of the federal government, installing un-democratic institutions and regimes.

You can never fully eradicate these impulses, but they can and must be reduced. Pardoning Trump in any way shape or form only encourages the continued campaign against democratic institutions.

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CruzinBears's avatar

I was talking to a DC lawyer who handles a lot federal cases and his prediction is Garland will indict Trump and once it is clear he cannot/will not run for office again Biden will issue a limited pardon and announce he is also not running in 2024. He also believes the Roe v. Wade decision will be a huge boon for the Dems and that the Kansas vote is a good sign that abortion access will get codified in the majority of states.

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CruzinBears's avatar

He also mentioned that is a great time for lawyers in DC because everyone is lawyering up and he has never been busier in his 3+ decades in DC

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Wiata78's avatar

Hot take conspiracy theory: All this political commotion has been orchestrated by the Secret Society of Lawyers, Sigma Sigma Lambda.

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DC Trojan's avatar

every day is lawyer day!

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SGBear's avatar

WaPo summarizes the some specific policies that have coagulated in Trump's bigliest brain pan and has been pushing out on the campaign/grifting trail:

1. Execute drug dealers

2. Push homeless into the tent cities to suburban/rural areas.

3. Deploy troops against protests*

4. Gut the Federal government by making all Federal Employees Schedule F workers

5. Disband the Department of Education and expand Don't-Say-Gay/anti-CRT nationwide

6. Only in-person voting with valid ID via paper ballots on election day

* - except when it's your insurrection

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/08/16/trump-speeches-extreme-agenda-2024-bid/

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SGBear's avatar

The whole idea of shipping the homeless off to rural tent cities and justifying it saying that land is cheaper outside the city and tents are cheaper than buildings. And fuckwit who has a lick of any business sense would know that land/rent would be a small percentage of services-based organization. You know what rural areas don't have? Lots of social services people. And the homeless would have no access to income and doom them to never being able to get out of homelessness because they would essentially be marooned.

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Cugel's avatar

I think that's the plan...

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FiatSlug's avatar

Alrighty, then. Just gave him an official avenue of escape.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

I wish he would flee to Russia or Saudi Arabia.

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Berkelium97's avatar

If he wants to leave...good riddance. Let him go be someone else's problem.

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GlueAndBold's avatar

Looks like a classic trap. He's definitely not on federal watch lists, don't even worry about it.

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SGBear's avatar

[NYT] Trump Organization CFO Alan Weisselberg is nearing a plea-deal with prosecutors. He will plead guilty, not rat on Trump, and serve about 100 days. Seems like an injustice considering what he's been accused of. The organization itself is still facing an investigation.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/15/nyregion/trump-weisselberg-plea-deal.html

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heyalumnigo's avatar

How can he get a plea-deal where he doesn't rat out Trump??

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Cugel's avatar

Pleads guilty to the tax crimes - you can't force someone to give you what you want if they are willing to plead guilty.

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Scootie's avatar

But then what's the "deal"? That's just a guilty plea.

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Cugel's avatar

Still a deal for the prosecutors, avoids a trial, saves $$$, is about 95% of all "justice" these days anyway.

You know that, I'm sure.

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Peetyjay's avatar

Yeah, but if he is not going to cooperate, it seems like the prosecution would insist on a much longer sentence.

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Cugel's avatar

They can't get away with that if it looks like a specially extra hard deal compared to the usual ones for this type of crime.

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WilderThanGene's avatar

There has to be some level of compromise otherwise there is no "deal". Either they agree to recommending a lesser sentence and/or they drop some of the x number of charges. Details will emerge when its final. The benefit to the prosecution is it saves them the resources and risk of going and they get an admission of guilt. If there was no compromise and he simply didnt want to go to trial himself, he would just plead no-contest and there would be no story about "reaching an agreement."

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Hey I know, let's go arrest cops.

The ‘QAnon Queen’ Told Her Followers to Arrest Cops. It Didn’t Go Well.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/m7gb5y/queen-romana-didulo-citizen-arrest-qanon

People on a mission to arrest cops on behalf of the self-proclaimed “QAnon Queen of Canada” ended up being violently arrested themselves instead.

Romana Didulo has built a sizable following out of the QAnon community by convincing people that she's the true leader of Canada and waging a secret war against the supposed pedophilic cabal of globalist leaders, like Prime Minister Justin Trudeau or U.S. President Joe Biden. On Saturday, she gathered around 30 of her followers in Peterborough, Ontario, to conduct “citizen’s arrests” on members of the Peterborough Police Service for enforcing COVID-19 restrictions, like mask mandates and business closures.

The day was a clear escalation for Didulo and her crew. But by the end of it, one of her followers had been charged with two counts of assaulting police and a second was facing charges of mischief and resisting arrest.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Maybe this should go under the "bad advice" thread.

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SGBear's avatar

Bad chocolate

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g.oso's avatar

White chocolate’s only acceptable form is as a chip in a WC & macadamia nut cookie

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Scootie's avatar

The Oreos coated in white chocolate are surprisingly tasty. I was all "oh no, unh uh not trying that crap" and then I tried it and immediately demanded another.

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DC Trojan's avatar

my version of that is discovering that I like the gluten free oreos better

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CruzinBears's avatar

Pretty much the story of every new Oreo

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CruzinBears's avatar

I liked the Hersheys cookies and cream bars as a kid

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heyalumnigo's avatar

MMM...Yes.

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Scootie's avatar

Chocolate generally falls under the Pizza and Sex rule for me.

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SGBear's avatar

The good version some times cost more?

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Tangtpt's avatar

Even when it's bad...

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Cugel's avatar

Heh, pizza & chocolate, sure. Sex... uh...

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Peetyjay's avatar

I got to experience cacao processed by a Maya family that owns a cacao farm in Belize. It is pretty awesome to experience chocolate the way it was first experienced by humans. Not that it stops me from eating chocolate in all its many forms, but it was eye opening to see how much the manner in which we consume chocolate has changed from its original form.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

What was it like? Please explain or link to a Wikipedia page.

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Peetyjay's avatar

Hmmm....I don't have a link for ya, but it was akin to a tasting where you try the seeds in various forms, including the husk that surrounds the cacao seeds. Ultimately, the seeds are ground on a volcanic stone and turned into a beautiful past. This paste is then added to hot water and drunk out of a gourd. Voila, original hot chocolate. The experience also included the first spices added to the cacao water introduced by Spaniards. If you are ever in a country where there is an authentic cacao tasting, I highly recommend it. Mine was in San Ignacio, Belize and was amazing.

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FiatSlug's avatar

Life is too gawd awful short for bad chocolate.

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Berkelium97's avatar

Hershey bars. Chalky, a little gritty, and not worth eating.

Every year I buy the same pack of candy bars to hand out at Halloween and the Hershey bars are always the first to run out. I don't know if it's because Hershey PA is only 90 minutes away or if it's because the local kids had terrible taste. Probably both.

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DC Trojan's avatar

they are absolute garbage

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CruzinBears's avatar

Symphony is a much better alternative for a Hershey's chocolate

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Cugel's avatar

Wow, you too? Sure I liked Cadbury's better when I was a kid in England, but chocolate was chocolate back then (at least to me).

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DC Trojan's avatar

Cadbury's is better than Hershey's but that doesn't make it great. One time I was visiting family in the UK and there was some news item about how the EU might forbid Cadbury's from calling their chocolate chocolate because of the content - some genius decided to give cadbury's and then swiss supermarket chocolate to English schoolkids to see which they liked better and universally they were like the Cadbury's is good but this Swiss stuff is the real deal, which rather defeated the purpose a bit. They probably all grew up to be London-based Remainers 😂😂😂

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Scootie's avatar

I can't stand Cadbury's. It tastes of nothing and has the greasiest mouthfeel.

I'm not gonna eat a plain Hershey bar unless I'm desperate, but hand me a Krackel (or a Nestle Crunch) and I'm all over it.

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CruzinBears's avatar

On the other hand, give me a all the Cadbury eggs

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Cugel's avatar

When I was a kid, my favorite Cadbury's was a bar that was like a chocolate box, had 8 different fruit/nut lumps, only one I wasn't a fan of.

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Scootie's avatar

That is the very cleverly named Cadbury Fruit & Nut.

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DC Trojan's avatar

I think Cadbury's benefits from having something in it, like the fruit and nut version.

I will absolutely hammer through the Krackel or Crunch minis at Halloween, the rest of the family absolutely hides them from me because I cannot be trusted.

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Cugel's avatar

OOOOooOOOoo harsh, man, Harsh. True, not great but I never had a issue when I was a kid.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

When compared to something like Guittard or Callebaut, Nestle and Hersheys are bad.

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goldenone's avatar

Or Russell Stover

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FiatSlug's avatar

Took the words right out of my mouth...or keyboard.

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SGBear's avatar

Fundraising

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Peetyjay's avatar

An essential duty for board members of a nonprofit, but not a fun one at all.

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SGBear's avatar

DBD AV CLUB

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Peetyjay's avatar

Finished Alone Season 9. The mental resilience of participants who make it past 45 days or so is pretty impressive.

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SGBear's avatar

I dig Alone. It was the show that taught me what protein poisoning is. And if you watch it enough, you can tell who will tap out early based upon how much work they do before winter sets in.

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Cugel's avatar

Watched the end of Better Call Saul - that was ok I guess, but less great than all the 6 other episodes leading up.

3rd episode of Rez Dogs felt profound to us.

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Oski Disciple's avatar

What I loved about BCS was that I never accurately predicted what was going to happen next, certainly did not foresee the way the finale wrapped up. Also, the twists and turns were generally better than what I'd anticipated. What a great ride.

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CruzinBears's avatar

And it gave you someone to hate, damn you "computers"!

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CruzinBears's avatar

I still have my "BCS without C is BS" sticker somewhere (with the C being the script Cal one)

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Berkelium97's avatar

I was surprised to see a little redemption arc for Saul/Jimmy at the end. I wasn't expecting that based on his downward spiral of greed and sloppiness in the previous couple episodes.

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sycasey's avatar

They kind of did this with Breaking Bad too. Walt had to die, but he did go out in a blaze of glory.

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Cugel's avatar

That episode was a hella a lot more dramatic though.

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sycasey's avatar

Well yeah, because Breaking Bad was always more dramatic. Walter took more of an active role in everything. Saul is a different kind of show. They spent multiple episodes at a time on legal doc review!

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CruzinBears's avatar

I loved the Felina episode and El Paso by Marty Robbins was the perfect song for the episode. Walt's end mirrors the lyrics quite well.

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Pieces of Her - Netflix, with Toni Collette....halfway through...not bad.

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SGBear's avatar

ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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LSU's Former starting QB Myles Brennan rage quits football after being told he's not going to be the starter. Ex-ASU QB Jayden Daniels is reportedly the starter.

https://arizonasports.com/story/3256591/lsus-brennan-departs-former-asu-qb-daniels-reportedly-set-to-start/

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Justbear's avatar

He should have tried his last chance at Cal before retiring.

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Jayden Daniels is not an SEC caliber starting QB...I’m selling my LSU stock if true...

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Jayden Daniels is about to get the Drago “I must break you” treatment this season by SEC defenses.

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ICYMI: Preseason AP Top 25

No Texas, Floriduh, FSU, or Penn State. Some goon voted for Nebraska.

https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll

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goldenone's avatar

We'll be 15th after the Notre Dame upset

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GlueAndBold's avatar

Classic trap game, can't wait to spring it.

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Cugel's avatar

If we're 3-0 then, yeah sure, maybe 17th.

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Justbear's avatar

We will be entering Top 25 for the first time so most likely #22

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Oski Disciple's avatar

Wonder where we'll be after beating Utah in the conference title game.

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SGBear's avatar

PRO

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CruzinBears's avatar

Going to my first LAFC game tonight against DC. I've been really excited to go to a game in that stadium after driving by it countless times

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DC Trojan's avatar

wave to Wayne Rooney for me please, I haven't been to a home game since he took over (that's a scheduling problem not a boycott)

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CruzinBears's avatar

Consider it done, I'll also shout out your handle here, so he knows it's you

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DC Trojan's avatar

much appreciated 😂

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AndyPanda's avatar

Little League baseball broke out in the 9th. Seattle made serious base running errors that should have run themselves into 3 unforced outs, except the Angels' catcher made a worse mistake each time, resulting in 2 Mariners runs, and setting the table for 2 more.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

We were watching this after the Dodgers game ended. Man the Angels are bad.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

A's lose 2-1 to the Rangers.

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Cugel's avatar

It's been a frustrating August after an encouraging July.

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goldenone's avatar

Plus the decision to not play Andrus to keep his plate appearances down to save money is immoral.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Giants beat up on old friend Madison Bumgarner

https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2022/8/15/23307522/giants-diamondbacks-recap-madison-bumgarner-evan-longoria

It’s weird when the San Francisco Giants face a starting pitcher who used to play for them, particularly one who is a franchise legend. It’s not like facing a position player who used to play for them, or a reliever. It’s a different breed.

Because while there are many ways to win a baseball game, one of them works a lot more reliably, and happens a lot more frequently than the rest.

And that’s by beating up on the opposing starting pitcher.

Which is what they did to Madison Bumgarner.

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SGBear's avatar

Arizona played the part of the old Giants management by overpaying $23m/year for a guy on the natural downhill age-related performance slide and is almost a zero WAR pitcher.

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Home runs back Julio Urías in Dodgers win over Brewers in opener

https://www.truebluela.com/2022/8/15/23307379/freddie-freeman-gavin-lux-home-runs-julio-urias-scoreless-dodgers-brewers

On the start of the work week, Julio Urías worked around traffic throughout his start. But even when not at his best, the Dodgers left-hander persevered to deliver another typically strong albeit abbreviated performance in a 4-0 win over the Brewers on Monday night in Milwaukee.

The Dodgers losing streak was snapped at one.

Urías allowed the leadoff batter to reach base in each of the first three innings, including the first two batters getting on in the first and third. But none of them scored, thanks to the Brewers going 0-for-6 with runners in scoring position against him.

The left-hander allowed four six to reach base in the first four frames, but struck out six to deliver his sixth scoreless start of the season, and his third since the All-Star break. Urías lowered his ERA to 2.40, which ranks fourth in the National League. Teammates Tony Gonsolin (2.24) and Tyler Anderson (2.81) rank second and sixth, respectively.

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SGBear's avatar

CAL

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goldenone's avatar

4 star edge Jaeden Moore decides tomorrow - Cal, Oregon, Washington in the mix plus Arizona was added to the shortlist. Methinks we are not going to be the hat on the table but who knows.

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g.oso's avatar

Picked up a ND offer this week too.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Even if he does pick Cal, he will just decommit in October and decide to go to Oregon.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

But then transfer back to Cal when we join the B1G.

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goldenone's avatar

Golden Bear Cookies?

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Are they little footballs, with the laces out?

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FiatSlug's avatar

"Laces out! Laces Out!"

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell...would you like a cookie?

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heyalumnigo's avatar

]Goff would still drop them. Too soon?

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Small little hands

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