Tell the DBD of a fictional product that solves a problem. Bonus points for being ridiculous.
My new house is under the landing path of the airport. I am modestly concerned about the jet kerosene pollution coming from those planes. I guess I should have been more concerned about the larger particles, which landed about 15 miles away.
Elon jokes that he wants to by Manchester United. You should not even pretend to create an axis of evil, mister.
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Mad Magazine was the master of these. Here's one:
“Aspire Boot-Lick Polish,” made for “The Man in Command: Pompous… Pig-headed… Pathological.” The flavored boot polish—“licorice, caviar, chocolate, caramel, molasses, borscht, halavah, and Moxie in a base of chicken fat”—is said to make “boot-licking a little more tasty when you gotta do it.”
SGB, how to you come up with these things?