Remember when McD's used to have games like McDonald's Monopoly? Well, they are now having a social media sweepstakes for a McRib NFT. Not a real McRib. An NFT.
"> imagine if you went up to the mona lisa and you were like "i'd like to own this" and someone nearby went "give me 65 million dollars and i'll burn down an unspecified amount of the amazon rainforest in order to give you this receipt of purchase" so you paid them and they went "here's your receipt, thank you for your purchase" and went to an unmarked supply closet in the back of the museum and posted a handmade label inside it behind the brooms that said "mona lisa currently owned by jacobgalapagos" so if anyone wants to know who owns it they'd have to find this specific closet in this specific hallway and look behind the correct brooms. and you went "can i take the mona lisa home now" and they went "oh god no are you stupid? you only bought the receipt that says you own it, you didn't actually buy the mona lisa itself, you can't take the real mona lisa you idiot. you CAN take this though." and gave you the replica print in a cardboard tube that's sold in the gift shop. also the person selling you the receipt of purchase has at no point in time ever owned the mona lisa.
> unfortunately, if this doesnt really make sense or seem like any logical person would be happy about this exchange, then you've understood it perfectly"
(this is a meme that's been posted a lot but its pretty much the gist - but it's also a vehicle for money laundering and a lot of scams too)
Zillow is essentially an integrated map, database, and valuation algorithm (ie, Zestimate). They poured tons of money into Zestimates. Zillow launched a home-flipping business (iBuying) in 2018, using Zestimate as its backbone. Those who watch their Zestimate know that it is really flawed model - missing out on a lot of the qualitative stuff. Undeterred, Zillow aggressively started buying houses to flip this year, which makes sense since housing prices are soaring. Well, they won a lot of house bids because their algorithm was flawed and when they turned around to try and sell them, the market cleared at a lower price than they bought them. Zillow lost $381m last quarter alone. The stock has lost 60% of its value in the last nine months. They are shuttering the flipping business and announced they are laying off a quarter of their staff.
After a month of knee pain (cause unknown) it suddenly disappeared so I'm back in the gym and back on the bike and starting to slowly run again (1km at a time right now)
I'm starting to layer up on my bike rides due to a sudden shift from summer warmth to winter chills. I try to get out 4x per week with longer ~2hr rides on weekend mornings.
I noticed I had been neglecting the weights in the basement, so now I try to get down there once or twice per week (especially during longer work meetings) to squeeze in a strength workout.
I finally started wearing gloves this year (after tearing up my hand on a gravel path early in the year), so I'm hoping my hands will stay warm enough that I can squeeze a few more weeks out of the season. Without gloves my hands would simply get too cold below about 38 degrees. We'll see how this winter goes...
my practical limit as a bike commuter in Rhode Island was 17F (with gloves). Anything below that was too miserable. But because it was leisurely riding I wasn't having to deal with sweat management etc.
That's impressive. I've found that sweat isn't much of a problem. Rather, breathing heavily gets difficult at near-freezing temperatures because the air hurts as I quickly breathe it in. It's not so bad on flats and downhills, but uphills can quickly get unpleasant.
Back in my younger days, I would commute like DCT in Boston. Wore a mask and goggles, and of course gloves on the really cold days. Only a few miles though.
I went out about 8 this morning for my run to try to beat the rain. I mostly did but glad I put on a second short sleeve t-shirt and wished I'd put on a light pair of gloves.
Nothing for the last few weeks. Had a cold then was out of town. Going to go to the gym and start running again. And do my shoulder band and light weight work on my right shoulder to see if it can fix it.
had first session w/ a personal trainer yesterday to do some strength training which i have never really done consistently ever.
i am sore ALL OVER today. presumably one gets used to it over time but today i am walking around very gingerly.
the idea is to meet 1-1 over Zoom once a week for a couple months. have 3-4x workouts a week especially in the winter when outdoor cycling comes crashing to a halt.
after that hopefully i can transition to workout calendar only, and not have to do the Zoom sessions. but we'll see. i like people interaction ...
So he and I are friends on instagram - but he's never posted a photo. Occasionally I will dip into my explore tab - which is mainly bikes, golf, travel . . .and attractive asian women (weird how that popped up) but I'll click through and he has liked about 80% of the posts already in my feed.
Holy shit what a wild ride that was on twitter last night. For this not in the know, Texas's special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, who left his wife and kids for a stripper named POLE ASSASSIN, pet monkey bit some kid on Halloween at their backyard haunted house. Pole Assassin took to twitter to defend herself and boy did it not go well at all. She eventually deleted her twitter account but not before the entire internet had a whole lotta fun.
she went as far as to film a video of where the haunted house was, then into the backyard, around the house to the animal enclosures. It was hilarious. There was a "do not enter" sign that she wrote, "emotional support animals, don't touch" after the fact on it.
Oh yeah, the monkey is an emotional support animal.
There probably won't be helicopters, but Nov. 11 there will by flyovers of Arlington Cemetery from all of the services. It's the centennial anniversary of the Tomb of the Unknowns so they're having a big commemoration. I live just outside the cemetery so will get a good look assuming the weather cooperates.
Saw two land at the Pentagon while on my run this morning. About ten minutes later saw them working their way low above the Potomac headed upriver. Last week saw five of the sleek looking ones like the president flies in flying in formation.
I have 3 kids; 22girl, 18boy and 15girl. For each of them, we've had a pop culture phrase that we say as I would drop them off for elementary/middle school every day. For the oldest, it was "Have fun storming the castle." For the youngest, it was/is "Follow the yellow brick road." For my son, it was "Hail Hydra." Now that they're not school age, we still say it during goodbyes or when appropriate. So hydra makes me think about my kids all getting older and outgrowing these silly rituals we developed.
If you develop a phrase, make it relevant to both of you. Too much Princess Bride with the oldest, too much Marvel geekdom with the middle (plus I'm a comic book nerd from the 80s/90s), and my youngest had dorothy pigtails and was proud of them.
Qanon gathering in Dallas as they await a speech today at the Grassy Knoll from JFK Jr, to announce him running as Trump's VP. The speech should start as soon as he is back from being dead for 22 years.
someone in my boot camp tested positive last week. so we all had to get tested before being allowed back in the gym today. Only about half the class showed up this morning, so it made trying to narrow it down to whom a little difficult.
Modern Pentathalon replaces show-jumping with cycling. I'm pretty sure the other four events remain fencing, pistols at dawn, smoking while in a tuxedo, and dropping a monocle from your eye while looking surprised.
It just shows how little NFL HQ in NYC understands the west coast. They didn't understand LA and SD are two distinct markets and not just one SoCal. Typical.
I think they did understand that and NFL HQ didn’t want the Chargers in LA but the NFL owners approved the move and NFL HQ can’t stop something once approved by ownership.
On matters like that, the owners just vote. The NFL HQ has no say. It’s not a real entity in the sense that a regular C Corp is. It’s just a pass through entity controlled by the franchise owners
Yeah, it's basically all Spanos' hare-brained scheme to move to L.A. and no one was going to stop him.
There seems to be a bit of a history of secondary teams trying to bite off a piece of the L.A. market and failing. The Clippers have been trying for decades. The Angels tried it with a silly name change. Now it's the Chargers' turn.
Only the Raiders had any success doing this, and that's in large part because the Rams had moved to Anaheim.
I think he's talking about when the Rams left the L.A. coliseum for Anaheim in 1979, and the Raiders moved into the Coliseum a couple years later. That worked out for the Raiders.
Then they both abandoned L.A. at the same time. Stupidly, because someone could have had the market to themselves. But the Rams left L.A. for St. Louis the same year the Raiders left L.A. to return to Oakland - 1995.
Most San Diegans have abandoned the Chargers. Some stuck around while Rivers was still the QB but once he left the Chargers those fans also stopped following the team. They really do not have any fans.
Tennessee was one of the exceptions because of Henry - watch as they transition to a decent enough passing offensive relatively seamlessly behind Tannehill, AJ Brown, Julio Jones (when healthy).
But it's still a passing league with defenses almost daring teams to run on them.
1,000 game seasons don't even have the cache that they used to, especially in a now 17-game season. It's actually under 60 yards per game....and STILL, the list of guys who will do it is relatively small. The RB by Committee is all everywhere.
Derrick Henry out indefinitely with an ankle injury, Adrian Peterson signed as a replacment. (can some NFL team please take a look at Trey Beck and Evan Weaver please?! - I can see Weaver as a rush end off the bench like Carl Nassib off the bench, but attacking the QB when spelling Crosby/Ngaukue and Beck is still one of the smartest defensive backs I've ever seen)
So let me get this straight: Texas Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' girlfriend, who is a stripped with the stage name 'Pole Assassin' and has a trained monkey as part of her stage show - that same monkey allegedly bit a kid so hard at the Banks' Halloween home maze that the monkey's jaws needed to pried off the kid.
And Banks left his wife and kid to be with Pole Assassin.
Pole Assassin and the monkey have been a source of considerable delight to the Longhorn fanbase since they arrived, the Halloween (alleged) incident has just pushed them into the stratosphere of hilarity. My favorite comment so far "And those SEC fuckers said we weren't ready." hahahahahaha
My favorite part is their lack of self-awareness. Their it-was-trespassing defense may be technically correct, but people going "sweetie, this doesn't make it any less weird" had me pqtm'ing.
I told my dad that we could go to the WFC tailgate before the USC game and he promptly moved his Saturday morning obligations around to make that possible. The Old Blue is pumped!
A million ways to die. In 17th century London, there are about 60, including Planet, King's Evil, Rising of the Lights, and Tympany.
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1455383774380924931
Remember when McD's used to have games like McDonald's Monopoly? Well, they are now having a social media sweepstakes for a McRib NFT. Not a real McRib. An NFT.
https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/1455174998264586243
I still do not know what an NFT is and while I'm not afraid to ask what it is, I really do not know if my life will change once I find out what it is.
"> imagine if you went up to the mona lisa and you were like "i'd like to own this" and someone nearby went "give me 65 million dollars and i'll burn down an unspecified amount of the amazon rainforest in order to give you this receipt of purchase" so you paid them and they went "here's your receipt, thank you for your purchase" and went to an unmarked supply closet in the back of the museum and posted a handmade label inside it behind the brooms that said "mona lisa currently owned by jacobgalapagos" so if anyone wants to know who owns it they'd have to find this specific closet in this specific hallway and look behind the correct brooms. and you went "can i take the mona lisa home now" and they went "oh god no are you stupid? you only bought the receipt that says you own it, you didn't actually buy the mona lisa itself, you can't take the real mona lisa you idiot. you CAN take this though." and gave you the replica print in a cardboard tube that's sold in the gift shop. also the person selling you the receipt of purchase has at no point in time ever owned the mona lisa.
> unfortunately, if this doesnt really make sense or seem like any logical person would be happy about this exchange, then you've understood it perfectly"
(this is a meme that's been posted a lot but its pretty much the gist - but it's also a vehicle for money laundering and a lot of scams too)
I didn't really know awhile back, and after a cursory search I decided I didn't care for just your reason.
This is an answer that I can believe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5RCfQyTDFI
Zillow is essentially an integrated map, database, and valuation algorithm (ie, Zestimate). They poured tons of money into Zestimates. Zillow launched a home-flipping business (iBuying) in 2018, using Zestimate as its backbone. Those who watch their Zestimate know that it is really flawed model - missing out on a lot of the qualitative stuff. Undeterred, Zillow aggressively started buying houses to flip this year, which makes sense since housing prices are soaring. Well, they won a lot of house bids because their algorithm was flawed and when they turned around to try and sell them, the market cleared at a lower price than they bought them. Zillow lost $381m last quarter alone. The stock has lost 60% of its value in the last nine months. They are shuttering the flipping business and announced they are laying off a quarter of their staff.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/zillow-quits-home-flipping-business-cites-inability-to-forecast-prices-11635883500
Yes, the age old business model of spend tens of millions to lose hundreds of millions.
If you use Philips' SmartSleep the right way, you can be asleep in minutes.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Philips-Smartsleep-Sleep-and-Wake-Up-Light-Simulated-Sunrise-and-Sunset-Multiple-Lights-and-Sounds-Relaxbreathe-To-Sleep-HF3650-60/544380672
DBD working out ...
After a month of knee pain (cause unknown) it suddenly disappeared so I'm back in the gym and back on the bike and starting to slowly run again (1km at a time right now)
I'm starting to layer up on my bike rides due to a sudden shift from summer warmth to winter chills. I try to get out 4x per week with longer ~2hr rides on weekend mornings.
I noticed I had been neglecting the weights in the basement, so now I try to get down there once or twice per week (especially during longer work meetings) to squeeze in a strength workout.
nice. i like the fall cycling layering.
it is the winter stuff w/ overshoes that i only sort of like because that means it is more like temps in the 30-40s.
I finally started wearing gloves this year (after tearing up my hand on a gravel path early in the year), so I'm hoping my hands will stay warm enough that I can squeeze a few more weeks out of the season. Without gloves my hands would simply get too cold below about 38 degrees. We'll see how this winter goes...
my practical limit as a bike commuter in Rhode Island was 17F (with gloves). Anything below that was too miserable. But because it was leisurely riding I wasn't having to deal with sweat management etc.
That's impressive. I've found that sweat isn't much of a problem. Rather, breathing heavily gets difficult at near-freezing temperatures because the air hurts as I quickly breathe it in. It's not so bad on flats and downhills, but uphills can quickly get unpleasant.
You could--dare I say it?--wear a mask.
Back in my younger days, I would commute like DCT in Boston. Wore a mask and goggles, and of course gloves on the really cold days. Only a few miles though.
that was also a long time ago - I'd probably just walk now.
I went out about 8 this morning for my run to try to beat the rain. I mostly did but glad I put on a second short sleeve t-shirt and wished I'd put on a light pair of gloves.
Saturday's rain was a somewhat pleasant light drizzle at 55 degrees, so I went for a ride. Today's same drizzle at 45 degrees was a hard no.
Nothing for the last few weeks. Had a cold then was out of town. Going to go to the gym and start running again. And do my shoulder band and light weight work on my right shoulder to see if it can fix it.
5 x week, 1 hour, 15-20 minutes
Biked to work 4 days last week and so far 1 this week.
had first session w/ a personal trainer yesterday to do some strength training which i have never really done consistently ever.
i am sore ALL OVER today. presumably one gets used to it over time but today i am walking around very gingerly.
the idea is to meet 1-1 over Zoom once a week for a couple months. have 3-4x workouts a week especially in the winter when outdoor cycling comes crashing to a halt.
after that hopefully i can transition to workout calendar only, and not have to do the Zoom sessions. but we'll see. i like people interaction ...
#MonkeyGate
jlee'd
it deserves two threads. it was that goddamn funny
fair enough.
WHERE IS JLEE???
So he and I are friends on instagram - but he's never posted a photo. Occasionally I will dip into my explore tab - which is mainly bikes, golf, travel . . .and attractive asian women (weird how that popped up) but I'll click through and he has liked about 80% of the posts already in my feed.
Holy shit what a wild ride that was on twitter last night. For this not in the know, Texas's special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, who left his wife and kids for a stripper named POLE ASSASSIN, pet monkey bit some kid on Halloween at their backyard haunted house. Pole Assassin took to twitter to defend herself and boy did it not go well at all. She eventually deleted her twitter account but not before the entire internet had a whole lotta fun.
I didn't see any of her stuff, just the bare facts are pretty wild.
she went as far as to film a video of where the haunted house was, then into the backyard, around the house to the animal enclosures. It was hilarious. There was a "do not enter" sign that she wrote, "emotional support animals, don't touch" after the fact on it.
Oh yeah, the monkey is an emotional support animal.
jeezus.
https://twitter.com/clueheywood/status/1455360970528673792?s=21
pltm. The one night I go to bed early because I had to get to the airport around 6:45am and I miss the cfb story of the year...
Say what?
DID HE STUTTER?!?!
HE SAID MONKEYGATE
Helicopters
Never been on one yet. Would like to try one day but also scared of risk of accidents.
There probably won't be helicopters, but Nov. 11 there will by flyovers of Arlington Cemetery from all of the services. It's the centennial anniversary of the Tomb of the Unknowns so they're having a big commemoration. I live just outside the cemetery so will get a good look assuming the weather cooperates.
https://www.arlingtoncemetery.mil/Media/News/Post/11412/For-First-Time-in-Nearly-100-Years-Public-Authorized-to-Approach-Tomb-of-the-Unknown-Soldier-Plaza
Saw two land at the Pentagon while on my run this morning. About ten minutes later saw them working their way low above the Potomac headed upriver. Last week saw five of the sleek looking ones like the president flies in flying in formation.
I've taken a helicopter over Angkor Wat and over the 13 Apostles in Australia along the Great Ocean Road
Hydra
Real hydra are immortal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra_(genus)
Saw these in high school zoology. Fun little guys.
Interesting
I have 3 kids; 22girl, 18boy and 15girl. For each of them, we've had a pop culture phrase that we say as I would drop them off for elementary/middle school every day. For the oldest, it was "Have fun storming the castle." For the youngest, it was/is "Follow the yellow brick road." For my son, it was "Hail Hydra." Now that they're not school age, we still say it during goodbyes or when appropriate. So hydra makes me think about my kids all getting older and outgrowing these silly rituals we developed.
That's a good idea! I still have several years before cf-98 starts school, so I've got time to come up with a good one for her.
If you develop a phrase, make it relevant to both of you. Too much Princess Bride with the oldest, too much Marvel geekdom with the middle (plus I'm a comic book nerd from the 80s/90s), and my youngest had dorothy pigtails and was proud of them.
I picture you saying it in Billy Crystal's voice for the first one.
Plus an occasional diatribe about perky tomatoes.
In the cartoon, there should be a dead hydra head lying on the ground.
Unless the helicopter blade yeeted it into the next county
Maybe it instantly dissolved once cut off.
DBD Test Kitchen
easy veggie dinner. tofu plus veggies baked/roasted on a sheet pan.
added some oyster sauce and had it over rice.
not too bad for salt being the only extra ingredient
Marinated catfish cooked on the stovetop with a selection of roasted California style veggies and steamed rice.
What is California style?
California style catfish = catfish that self-identifies as halibut, stuffed with equal parts entitlement and pretentiousness?
pqtm
Furd fish
Catfish stuffed with fries.
*Veggies stuffed with fries.
I call BS on HAG. This can't be true.
It can be true if you want it to be true.
DBD AV Club
didn't see this yesterday but the Book of Boba Fett trailer dropped yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOJ1cw6mohw
Cool
I think it dropped last night during MNF.
i saw it yesterday morning...
Nice, I saw it on the MNF broadcast and I thought it mentioned or said it was the exclusive. You know the mouse and cross promotion.
nobody can keep shit under wraps anymore it seems.
Except Grogu and Luke
Our Crumbling Democracy
Biden flashed by a naked Scotsman. DCT not available for comment, obviously.
https://www.itv.com/news/2021-11-02/joe-biden-flashed-by-large-naked-scottish-man-on-route-to-glasgow
Qanon gathering in Dallas as they await a speech today at the Grassy Knoll from JFK Jr, to announce him running as Trump's VP. The speech should start as soon as he is back from being dead for 22 years.
https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1455338895793659910
HAG and i just visited the Grassy Knoll for the first time. i had no idea it was a "thing"
I went by the first time I was in Dallas. Of course I'm old enough to remember that day.
Update: dead guy did NOT announce his VP candidacy. Also, more than a few empty-headed numpties showed up.
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1455597102973784076
oh. my. Robin Williams was there!
They moved the announcement to the Stones concert
Today in Covid 19
got my booster (all 3 Pfizer) yesterday afternoon.
just a little sore in the arm, but i feel like i should use it as an excuse to take a nap.
Nap is good.
someone in my boot camp tested positive last week. so we all had to get tested before being allowed back in the gym today. Only about half the class showed up this morning, so it made trying to narrow it down to whom a little difficult.
Pro
Raiders WR Henry Ruggs kills someone in DUI crash.
No way he plays again. D-Jax is available. Raiders should pick him up.
Modern Pentathalon replaces show-jumping with cycling. I'm pretty sure the other four events remain fencing, pistols at dawn, smoking while in a tuxedo, and dropping a monocle from your eye while looking surprised.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/nov/02/modern-pentathlon-votes-to-ditch-horse-riding-after-tokyo-olympic-turmoil
Southern Californians: besides San Diegans, who are the Charger fans?
Rob Hwang (grew up in Orange County?) and my friend Steph who works for the NFL and grew up in Irvine are two Charger fans I know.
Same people that are Clippers fan
Old friend of mine from Fresno was always a Chargers fan.
Are they still, tho....that's the question...
There are a few in LA who adopted the Chargers back when there was no LA team, but I've only ever met two.
I would imagine the Chargers are even well behind the Raiders when it comes to LA fandom.
Which is why the NFL voting to put the Chargers in LA was mean-spirited.
It just shows how little NFL HQ in NYC understands the west coast. They didn't understand LA and SD are two distinct markets and not just one SoCal. Typical.
But Charger games and Padres games have lots and lots of LA fans. You could excuse the NFL and MLB for confusing the two.
SD Charger games didn’t have lots of LA fans at the Q because LA didn’t have a team.
True. I guess I meant many were from the LA area.
I think they did understand that and NFL HQ didn’t want the Chargers in LA but the NFL owners approved the move and NFL HQ can’t stop something once approved by ownership.
On matters like that, the owners just vote. The NFL HQ has no say. It’s not a real entity in the sense that a regular C Corp is. It’s just a pass through entity controlled by the franchise owners
This is correct - the commish and the NFL HQ work for the Board of Governors . .. who are the owners.
Yeah, it's basically all Spanos' hare-brained scheme to move to L.A. and no one was going to stop him.
There seems to be a bit of a history of secondary teams trying to bite off a piece of the L.A. market and failing. The Clippers have been trying for decades. The Angels tried it with a silly name change. Now it's the Chargers' turn.
Only the Raiders had any success doing this, and that's in large part because the Rams had moved to Anaheim.
uh, St. Louis?
When the Rams went to St. Louis the Raiders also left. I'm talking about the Raiders' move to L.A. in 1982.
I think he's talking about when the Rams left the L.A. coliseum for Anaheim in 1979, and the Raiders moved into the Coliseum a couple years later. That worked out for the Raiders.
Then they both abandoned L.A. at the same time. Stupidly, because someone could have had the market to themselves. But the Rams left L.A. for St. Louis the same year the Raiders left L.A. to return to Oakland - 1995.
Most San Diegans have abandoned the Chargers. Some stuck around while Rivers was still the QB but once he left the Chargers those fans also stopped following the team. They really do not have any fans.
Not San Diegans either anymore
San Diego immediately embraced the Rams after Team Spanos left...all the grocery stores started marketing Rams schitt.
Peyton Manning destroying this fried chicken breast.
https://twitter.com/MarcHochman/status/1455355949321961473
Re: Henry, and RB's in general, it seems like the wheel has turned in the NFL back towards the running game, from pass-happy approach.
Agree/disagree?
Disagree. All the teams with top records are still majority pass and will not have a 1,000 yard rusher.
Tennessee was one of the exceptions because of Henry - watch as they transition to a decent enough passing offensive relatively seamlessly behind Tannehill, AJ Brown, Julio Jones (when healthy).
But it's still a passing league with defenses almost daring teams to run on them.
Yep, I agree with this.
Fournette will probably get to 1,000 yards rushing in TB but TB is a passing team first.
1,000 game seasons don't even have the cache that they used to, especially in a now 17-game season. It's actually under 60 yards per game....and STILL, the list of guys who will do it is relatively small. The RB by Committee is all everywhere.
Yeah, the 17 game season is going to make a lot old statistical achievements fairly common now.
Single season records for sacks, catches, rushing yards should all fall within the next 5 years.
Derrick Henry out indefinitely with an ankle injury, Adrian Peterson signed as a replacment. (can some NFL team please take a look at Trey Beck and Evan Weaver please?! - I can see Weaver as a rush end off the bench like Carl Nassib off the bench, but attacking the QB when spelling Crosby/Ngaukue and Beck is still one of the smartest defensive backs I've ever seen)
Other College
Bobcats! What a wacky game - Maction!
So let me get this straight: Texas Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' girlfriend, who is a stripped with the stage name 'Pole Assassin' and has a trained monkey as part of her stage show - that same monkey allegedly bit a kid so hard at the Banks' Halloween home maze that the monkey's jaws needed to pried off the kid.
And Banks left his wife and kid to be with Pole Assassin.
Pole Assassin and the monkey have been a source of considerable delight to the Longhorn fanbase since they arrived, the Halloween (alleged) incident has just pushed them into the stratosphere of hilarity. My favorite comment so far "And those SEC fuckers said we weren't ready." hahahahahaha
Put some respect on her name.
It is Pole Ass-ass-in.
My favorite part is their lack of self-awareness. Their it-was-trespassing defense may be technically correct, but people going "sweetie, this doesn't make it any less weird" had me pqtm'ing.
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1455381489600897026
Well the sign she made and put up minutes before taking that video clearly exonerates Gia.
and if you're wondering, the monkey's name is Gia
And the monkey has its own Instagram acct
I've seen some videos of her work, she should be the strength and conditioning coach.
Specifically for research, correct?
I haven't been to a strip club since about 1989 and let me tell you, the game has moved on.
how do you know?
89 strip club is the triple option to todays air raid.
Cal
Go Bears!
I told my dad that we could go to the WFC tailgate before the USC game and he promptly moved his Saturday morning obligations around to make that possible. The Old Blue is pumped!
Cal Men's Basketball beats Cal State LA in exhibition 92-58
Grant drops a bunch of points
https://writeforcalifornia.com/p/cal-mens-hoops-posts-92-58-exhibition
Gonna need Grant to be an efficient scorer this year. Not sure he's got it in him, but we'll see.
I think he's a second guy on a mediocre team and a third guy on a good team. Man with Bradley and Sueing we could've been good.