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SGBear's avatar

Poll: "Elf on a Shelf"?

heyalumnigo's avatar

what about Mensch on a Bench?

Berkelium97's avatar

It seemed kinda weird when I first heard about it. When I learned that the elf is running a Big Brother operation for Santa, I decided the whole concept strays a little too close to a dystopian surveillance state.

Also, if the elf is only watching once the Christmas decorations are up, does that mean the kids can still get presents if they're good during Christmas season but utter nightmares during the rest of the year?

SGBear's avatar

Looking for a stocking stuffer for your Lego/Star Wars fan that can be delivered within the week?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lego-Star-Wars-Combo-Pack-3-in-1-Super-Pack-Set/356831563

heyalumnigo's avatar

only 1 left so hurry...

SGBear's avatar

Electoral college

Berkelium97's avatar

It's clever that a pact of states agreed to vote for the popular vote winner if states with a total of 270+ electoral votes join the agreement. They're still short of the threshold, but it could be a reasonable workaround not involving a constitutional amendment.

heyalumnigo's avatar

so all the blue states agree on voting for the popular vote and the red states want the electoral college...

rocksanddirt's avatar

A reform idea that would not do away with it, but make it more equitable. The number of representatives to Congress is not in the Constitution, it is simply a federal law that put the limit at 435. Change that to a number that represents actual population density via the census (the average of the three lowest population states becomes worth 1 rep, or something like that). Sure there would now be 950 reps or some such, but you don't have districts in CA that cover many thousands of square miles. Would both balance out the rural vs urban unbalance that exists, and give the variations of rural some representation. Currently, the 1st district runs from Grass Valley, to Yreka and includes a bunch of northern sacramento valley towns (Chico, etal), a bunch of mountain successionists (The state of Jefferson people). One person can't reasonably even hear about all the interests in such a district, let alone try to represent them.

Peetyjay's avatar

The bigger issue is disproportionate representation through electoral college and the Senate. Twice since 2000 the winner of the popular vote lost the presidential campaign. That means 40% of the last 20 years we had a president whom the majority of people did not choose. This same person chooses Supreme Court nominees that are then confirmed by the Senate. However, Wyoming with a population of 580k people, and California with a population of 39.5 million are both allocated two Senators. The electoral college and senate representation results in the minority having disproportionate representation in the White House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court.

sycasey's avatar

So really we just need to get a bunch of people from CA and NY to move out to the rural states.

Cugel's avatar

It was almost repealed, I think in the 1970's

SGBear's avatar

Today in Covid

SGBear's avatar

Elsewhere in college

SGBear's avatar

Cherry on the 70-7 beatdown sundae: Kevin Sumlin fired. Will earn more than $18m to not coach at two different universities.

https://twitter.com/AZDesertSwarm/status/1337883661337686016

AndyPanda's avatar

Pales in comparison to how much is being paid out at Auburn.

DC Trojan's avatar

the SEC: It just means more (payout money)

AndyPanda's avatar

The SEC; it just costs more!

SGBear's avatar

Sarah Fuller becomes second woman to score a point in FBS history.

https://twitter.com/VandyFootball/status/1337914399525203969

SGBear's avatar

We've lost dumb, but never been as bad as Florida had it. They forced LSU to punt but put them into winning fieldgoal range by throwing a shoe and knock themselves out of CFP.

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1337967308157939712

The penalty call was gold too.

https://twitter.com/thadley_33/status/1337978984684990465

heyalumnigo's avatar

We were watching that game and it was classic. Almost as good as the "False Start on everyone but the center", which there was in one of the games we watched this weekend.

SGBear's avatar

Best comment from Reddit: "Yeetus cleetus, playoff delete-us"

g.oso's avatar

our loss to stanfurd was just as dumb in many different ways

Tangtpt's avatar

I forget the context, but I remember one referee explaining his call by announcing that "You just can't do that".

g.oso's avatar

UW is out. Oregon to play USC friday.

goldenone's avatar

At this point, does anything about this season mean anything?

Berkelium97's avatar

At no point in time has anything about this season meant anything.

AndyPanda's avatar

There are games on the schedule and an opportunity to play in them. Every game matters every year.

goldenone's avatar

Come to think of it, since we beat U of O and if they beat SC, then we really are the champs.

DC Trojan's avatar

the divisional faces of "looks better on paper" - appropriate really

goldenone's avatar

OSU, threatening to beat Furd on the last drive, suffers a fumble on a QB 1st down scramble that is recovered by Furd. Losing a game they should have won.

heyalumnigo's avatar

so basically Cal/WSU 1996 at the Palouse? To break the streak. Fumble at the 3.

Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

That was so painful...team never recovered.

heyalumnigo's avatar

Nope. I mean it was right there. I couldn't believe it when I was watching the game.

Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Began the free fall that led to awful years of Holmoe....

DC Trojan's avatar

Wilner points out that the Huskies could cancel as late as Thursday for the Friday "conference" "championship" game https://twitter.com/wilnerhotline/status/1338492440659992576?s=20

g.oso's avatar

the interesting thing here is the Oregon-Colorado game has been moved to the Coliseum just in case UW has to cancel which would allow Oregon to slide into the CCG.

DC Trojan's avatar

I'm not sorry that SC beat UCLA but that was not the most fun I ever had watching a game.

SGBear's avatar

UCLA takes lead with 52 seconds to go. USC goes 99 yards in 36 seconds.

DC Trojan's avatar

there was an element of "where was that all evening"

Cugel's avatar

My son who was rooting against SC texted "You put on that powder blue and you become tissue paper soft" - at the end.

DC Trojan's avatar

UCLA really outplayed SC for most of the game - hit hard, hustled, etc. They just succumbed to better play in the final seconds.

Berkelium97's avatar

I'm glad that this buys us at least another year or two of Helton.

SGBear's avatar

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

SGBear's avatar

Who wants to watch the world's best Medal of Freedom award ceremony. Congratulations, Dan Gable!

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1336143713383280643

dcblue's avatar

Things didn't seem too bad until the evening. As I was eating dinner I had the radio news on and fights were breaking out all over. Earlier in the day I saw a group of about fifteen folks walking over to the protest dressed in their camo and with their Trump flags. I was shocked because they were all wearing masks. Not so much down at the protest though.

g.oso's avatar

what are we looking at here?

Fire Starkey's avatar

what is this list of celebrities?

Cugel's avatar

A list of celebrities contacted by the Trump administration to help with the Covid response.

Cugel's avatar

That was going to be propaganda - but got canceled when that loon "retired" in Sept, I think.

SGBear's avatar

Patrick Mahomes goes for the safety but Jerome Baker stops him with a shoestring tackle.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1338188045707862016

SGBear's avatar

Ohio Indians

g.oso's avatar

Cleveland Baseball team

heyalumnigo's avatar

some of the options we had on a group chat with my boys: Cleveland LeBrons, Cleveland McCleveland Face, Cleveland Redskins, cleveland Baker Mayfields, Cleveland Flaming Rivers, Cleveland Dumpster Fires, and Cleveland Rocks

rocksanddirt's avatar

This is brilliant. both a vigorous name, related to the area, and recalling history.

heyalumnigo's avatar

Their theme song could be REM's Cuyahoga. Off their best album, Life's Rich Pageant. Probably top 3 in my list of albums.

GoldenSD81's avatar

The Cleveland Shitholes

Peetyjay's avatar

The Cleveland Howard Ducks.

clapdoc's avatar

"Ok DBD, what is their new name?"

The noted Ohio-Cleveland area experts.

heyalumnigo's avatar

I mean if it were left up to Ohioans it would probably be Cleveland McCleveland Face.

clapdoc's avatar

I'm just waiting for TBB to put her input in. Wouldn't be surprised if she picked this.

TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Ha I like the references to the lake and the river the most! So excited for the name change as well as all the wordplay and jokes!!!!!

DC Trojan's avatar

for those of you with a longer standing interest in English soccer: Gerard Houllier has died

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1338512253608472583?s=20

TD_24's avatar

Best of News from Sunday: Raiders fans like myself don't have to question our own sanity of a Paul Guenther led defense now that he's fired.

heyalumnigo's avatar

Abram is probably the kind of safety the Raiders want, very aggressive, but sometimes he kills them. Inopportune personal fouls and makes the wrong calls at times. Yesterday he was beat deep at least once for a long TD.

TD_24's avatar

Abram talks a lot of shit for not doing a whole lot in this league so far. I told my dad and I stand by it until he proves different and that he's a down syndrome version of Jamal Adams.

Terence's avatar

THEY NEED TO PICK UP TREY BECK to shore up holes in the secondary.

TD_24's avatar

As I much as I love the instinct and heart he would bring the Raiders have enough small defensive backs.

Terence's avatar

Cal Men's Basketball beats USF on a last second shot. USF earlier beat #4 Virginia. Transitive property and all that.

Cugel's avatar

Driving to Alameda to get a Christmas tree, KALX was playing a whole set dedicated to Micky D's McRib - I hereby dub the Christmas the "McRib Christmas" and I'm going to make a McRib ornament for the tree!

CalBear91's avatar

I only wish they had succeeded in abolishing it at the time, as far too many Americans have this anachronistic belief that was true back then must be true today. The Electoral College is a travesty and is unique in the world in being ridiculous.

TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

https://twitter.com/mikedicenzo/status/1335998914441457677?s=20

"How Gilmore Girls characters would respond to the pandemic" (a thread)

Lorelai - makes her own masks from old concert T-shirts, has re-watched every movie made before 1950, uses Covid as an excuse to get out of Friday Night Dinners, but then has to Zoom into them

Cugel's avatar

That's pretty spot on.

DC Trojan's avatar

I think you're the only doctor here

TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Ruey and Berkelium are docs, too, I think. Maybe others?

DC Trojan's avatar

oh I was referring to that dreadful WSJ "op ed" over the weekend.

TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

So was I, but I guess you meant women specifically

DC Trojan's avatar

I assumed the op-ed was really aimed at the ladies

Berkelium97's avatar

One more injury on that team and we're going to have to put a cardboard cutout in the starting lineup.

heyalumnigo's avatar

that's one way they can make money. You can pay $500 to be a cardboard bench player for WBB.

dcblue's avatar

Go Bears! Yesterday morning I walked up to watch them implode a local Holiday Inn. I ran into a older guy I used to see out walking all the time who has a daughter who went to Cal. I hadn't seen him for awhile so was good to learn he's doing well. For those who are into implosions: https://wjla.com/news/local/holiday-inn-to-be-imploded-in-arlington

heyalumnigo's avatar

it's pretty amazing that they can control the way structures get demolished, well most of the time.

GB III's avatar

This building survived a controlled demolition. It didn’t really “survive,” but it did not fall down.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2020/02/18/leaning-tower-of-dallas-survives-implosion-to-become-internet-sensation/

dcblue's avatar

I walked by last evening and it's just one big pile now. The block that the hotel was on shares a luxury condo building you can see behind where the hotel was. All that separated the hotel and the condo was the garage for the hotel, that they took down earlier. Marvin Bush bought one of the condos years ago for almost $4 million. Can't imagine those condo owners were happy to have that implosion and dust cloud right next door. And not happy about a couple years of construction of the new buildings.

Wiata78's avatar

Which holiday inn was it? I’ve stayed at a few in DC. Mostly SW.

dcblue's avatar

It was across the river in Rosslyn, which is a neighborhood of Arlington. Just across Key Bridge from Georgetown

Wiata78's avatar

I remember that one. Went to a meeting there years ago.

Berkelium97's avatar

I had the local news on yesterday morning and they did a live cut to the implosion moments before it started. Pretty impressive stuff.

The implosions are always so quick, but cleaning up all that debris must take forever.

dcblue's avatar

I'm sure the pile of rubble will take a good while. They had streetsweepers posted nearby and when I walked by last evening the streets were clear and the walkways in the park across the street were mostly clear with only a couple places with evidence of dust. There was not any way you could tell it had happened earlier that day.

TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

1) At first, I thought your "them" in the second sentence was the Proud Boys, and I thought it sounded dangerous. Glad to hear it was planned.

2) I don't understand an implosion without a MARTA in the way!