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Scootie's avatar

Please enjoy this BANANAS car chase.

"A new video captures the greatest hits of an epic, two-county car chase where a suspect collides with police cars, jumps a 20-foot ridge and carjacks his way out of it, and then attempts to gouge the eyeballs out of the K-9 dog that eventually nabs him.

Back in June, the Bay Area News Group reported the story of a East Bay carjacking police chase that did not seem terribly out of the ordinary, and no one really remembered it. But the Bay Area News Group stuck on the story, searching down all the body-cam and helicopter footage of the incident and stitching them together in narrative order, for the most absolutely insane real-life police car chase that plays out like a scene from a Blues Brothers movie."

https://sfist.com/2020/12/29/bonkers-east-bay-car-chase-video-emerges-of-suspect-smashing-into-cop-cars-trying-to-fight-k-9-dog/

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GB III's avatar

That’s great! I love it when the narrator says that “he ALLEGEDLY crashed into a police officer’s car”. He hit it head on. On film. No allegedly about it.

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GB III's avatar

Dude’s wearing a neon green fluorescent jacket as he is running (on foot) from the cops. You could see him from space. But, he his quite nimble though. So funny that it took 5 cops and 1 dog to subdue him. Pretty nuts.

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Cugel's avatar

Whoa, crazy.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Good news: fully healed and good to go from my vasectomy.

Bad news: I think I have hemorrhoids now.

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AndyPanda's avatar

Karma.

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SGBear's avatar

TIL: Max Hamburger is one of the few fast-food hamburger enterprises that has beaten McDonald's as the #1 burger chain (also see: Jollibee)

https://www.foodandwine.com/travel/max-burgers-sweden

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Ruey Yen's avatar

I have never been to Sweden nor a Max Hamburger, but my experience with European fast food is that they are just more expensive, at the fast-casual price range like Shake Shack or Five Guys in the US (I've seen Five Guys in Europe and they are obviously even pricier than the McDs/Burger Kings). When I was at Lyon, France several years ago, I went out of my way to try Ouest Express because that's supposedly Paul Bocuse's (one of the most famous chefs in the world) fast food place; it reminded me more of Wendy's than anything else. [This was also at a time when I lived in Philly and worked across the street from a Shake Shack, which I probably only went to once every 1.5 months.]

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I tried a McDonalds burger in Paris just for fun. No 1 and his then GF happened to be in Paris at the same time I was there for work so we had dinner at a couple of places. One was fondue and Raclette place. The other was Steak Frites. Both were very good. Anyways, her mom and dad grew up in Paris and her Grandmother still lives there so she has spent time there and said the McD burgers were much better than in the US. Maybe the meat quality was better. So I had a Sunday free and did a lot of walking around and I needed a quick lunch so I picked up the equivalent of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese (or a Royale with Cheese). It actually was much more tasty than a US Quarter Pounder. She was probably right in that they use better quality meat. It also cost something like 7-8 USD so it was more expensive.

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SGBear's avatar

Dodge Ram 2500 drivers are far-and-away the most likely to have a DUI. Like, double the national average and nearly half-again as much as #2.

https://insurify.com/insights/car-models-most-duis-2020/

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Cugel's avatar

Wow, missed this first go around, that's insane.

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atoms's avatar

Heh, BMW 7-series is on the list. My first car was totaled in Monterey Park when some drunk Chinese businessman in a 7-series plowed into it as it was parked on the street.

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Rocksanddirt's avatar

why does this not surprise me?

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SGBear's avatar

Celine

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Ruey Yen's avatar

Earlier this year, I went and rewatched the Before Sunrise and Before Sunset movies (but not Before Midnight which I have seen before). I was motivated by finally visited Vienna (setting of the first film) as well as it being 15+ years since I watched them (with grad school friends in the theater when the second film came out). I think I was somewhat struck by how little I have changed since I watched those films and how much the characters have changed in the 9 years between them.

I believe the female character was named Celine, but possibly a different spelling.

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Scootie's avatar

Dion? The fashion label? What are we going for here?

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SGBear's avatar

The fashion label, obvi. Atoms won't shut up about it. :s

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atoms's avatar

You're just jelly of my sweet style

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SGBear's avatar

BLM

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Under DOI and soon to be under the direction and management of Deb Haaland, great and inspiring cabinet choice by Biden. She will do great! Hopefully she can also help reform and improve the BIA.

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DC Trojan's avatar

A million years ago when I was a wee junior consultant, I was briefly on a project (or maybe it was an extended bid) for work at Interior, and the only people there who had external email were senior managers with Blackberries. The rest of the BIA (and I think even the rest of Interior) had been cut off FROM THE WHOLE INTERNET by court order after it transpired that the transactions had been entered in their system for tracking mineral rights royalties for the various nations were probably inaccurate and incomplete, and the system was so insecure that they had no way of proving that it wasn't being "adjusted" by either unapproved staff or outside actions.

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AndyPanda's avatar

There are literally thousands of such stories where people who never should have been put in a position of making any sort of decision (because of demonstrated incompetence to do so) blamed the internet and access to it for things that were ignorant design and management decisions. More scary is the amount of that sort of thinking that's still out there.

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DC Trojan's avatar

well, in fairness it was probably quicker to cut them off from the internet considering that they couldn't display any ability to prevent or detect intrusion. I'm not talking about people getting punished for being honest about finding sophisticated hacking like OPM with the Chinese theft of personnel data from clearance systems - a motivated 11 year old could have "broken in" to those DOI systems.

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SGBear's avatar

Someone smashed the Breonna Taylor sculpture in Oakland

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJWmRDFpV2I/?utm_source=ig_embed

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DC Trojan's avatar

I saw various reactionary wags on twitter wondering what the problem is, since it's okay to vandalize statues you don't like.

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SGBear's avatar

Cheez-Its Bowl: Cringe fest that you don't want to think about again or a masterpiece for the ages?

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SGBear's avatar

I am firmly in the do-not-want-to-hear-about-it-ever-again camp. Call me weird, but I think awful is awful.

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Berkelium97's avatar

I think that may be my favorite Cal loss of all time. The absurdity of that game is unmatched.

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GB III's avatar

I agree. One of the weirdest games I have watched. But, we still talk about it.

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Cugel's avatar

This is what I'm going with as well.

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Rocksanddirt's avatar

why not both?: gif

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goldenone's avatar

I believe that with great sarcasm, it won an award for being the most interesting bowl game of that season (2018).

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SGBear's avatar

Gift idea for those who know a bit of ornithology

https://www.amazon.ca/Silver-Plated-Duck-Design-Corkscrew/dp/B0083TH86O

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DC Trojan's avatar

sassy

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Berkelium97's avatar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Berkelium97's avatar

I'll commemorate it by pouring out a cup of cheerios in the backseat.

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Rocksanddirt's avatar

chef's kiss: gif

Poor one out for those we have lost.

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SGBear's avatar

Besides Twist, who do you want to punch in the face?

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Tangtpt's avatar

Rachel Ray: she uses the word "yum-o".

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dcblue's avatar

I liked her when she was first on the Food Network, but over time she's worn on me.

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chowder's avatar

Isiah Thomas, the people that sang Christmas songs without masks in protest, and all the truckers in front of me on the 5 freeway going 60 miles an hour in the left lane.

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DC Trojan's avatar

this guy is asking for it: showed up on Sky News saying "oops I voted for Brexit and it might put me out of business, maybe that was a bad idea."

https://twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/status/1343890893745565696?s=20

Turns out it wasn't just "I figured it might be okay on the day," he was in UKIP election videos.

https://twitter.com/malaconotus/status/1343953907815485442?s=20

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Dabo Swinney. Urban Meyer. Mike Nolan.

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Scootie's avatar

Jared Kushner. Every Tory in the British cabinet. Peyton Manning.

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Scootie's avatar

I have more. Ryan Lochte. Joe Buck. Devin Nunes. Tom Shane. The Men's Wearhouse dude. Joe Kelly. Bobby Hurley. Aaron Bright's mom.

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g.oso's avatar

Stephen Miller, Don Jr, David Shaw, Rod Gilmore

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Mack Brown, Pat Fucking Flood

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g.oso's avatar

gonna add Tom Brady and Gronk to my list

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Oh definitely Tom "I fumbled" Brady.

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goldenone's avatar

Lindsey Graham

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Berkelium97's avatar

Mitch McConnell

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AndyPanda's avatar

Blocked having the bill to increase the payments to individuals and families come to a vote, doubtless because he knows a number of Republicans would vote for it.

Regardless of party, I'd like to know how we can get the rules changed so that bills will actually have to be voted on. Even a lot of Republicans are beyond frustrated with McConnell blocking votes. Yet getting a rule change through is impossible, given that that requires a vote.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

This right here. Any senator should be allowed to bring a bill to the floor to vote. It’s ridiculous that the senate majority leader gets to decide which bills get a vote and which don’t.

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SGBear's avatar

Elsewhere in college

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GoldenSD81's avatar

This whole thing was so strange. Garbers seemed to give up rather quickly on UW, which makes me think he regretted committing to them from the beginning.

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DC Trojan's avatar

More like "Whew, Pig Sooey" amirite??!?!?!?!?!?

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Cugel's avatar

Can you really be left "hanging" at 3-7?

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

F the SEC

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Ruey Yen's avatar

Twitter's targeted ads for me today reminds me that it's the 2020 Cheez-It Bowl tonight...even if the Cheez-I(N)T Bowl that I had cared about was a completely different bowl (now the Guaranteed Rate Bowl, IIRC).

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GB III's avatar

Funny thing about that terrible Cheez-It-Bowl. I kinda wish Cal was in a bowl game just to make bowl season a little more interesting. I’d settle for another Cheez Bowl. At least is was fun to talk about. We still do.

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SGBear's avatar

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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DC Trojan's avatar

Selling the US Ambassador's residence in Tel Aviv was a particularly refined dick move https://twitter.com/ShibleyTelhami/status/1343904359411806208?s=20

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Scootie's avatar

Eh, they have $67MM with which to buy a better one.

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SGBear's avatar

PRO

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SGBear's avatar

Maybe Cal should consider hiring Patriots' Special Team Coach Cameron Achord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYvs4tTUIGA

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Berkelium97's avatar

That team has some head-scratching moments on special teams. A couple weeks ago I saw a play where they lined up a gunner next to the punter. As soon as the ball was snapped the gunner took off downfield, so he obviously wasn't there for protection purposes. So he was just hanging out 15 yards out of position for no obvious reason.

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Ruey Yen's avatar

Lucky for the Rams, they only need to make the playoffs with a Chicago Bears loss. The Bears will be playing the Packers, who still need a win to get the first-round bye. Then there are the reports that Goff might somehow be ready to go by the first-round of the playoffs, should the Rams make it.

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goldenone's avatar

So part of his problems on Sunday were caused by the broken thumb...

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AndyPanda's avatar

It happened pretty late in the game. And he still made a couple of his better throws after it happened (and he re-set it himself on the field).

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GoldenSD81's avatar

I thought it happened in the 2nd quarter.

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goldenone's avatar

Oh. That still doesn't explain the erratic performance then. He converted a couple of 3rd and longs but that was it. There was no deep passing game.

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DC Trojan's avatar

Look I don't know how to break it to you all, but as an SC alum I am familiar with the signs of quarterbacks who were very promising in college who aren't cut out for the NFL, and Goff has that air about him.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

When was the last time a SC QB went to the SB or even the playoffs? I still believe in Goff, I just think the Rams haven’t done much to maintain or improve their offense around him since the SB.

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chowder's avatar

Well, during their Superbowl run they sold their future to win at that time, by trading future picks and giving out large contracts. As such, they have problems on the offensive line, running back, and miss a true #1 receiver. They also have a ton of dead money tied up with Gurley right now. They hollowed out their team and it catches up with them later in the season.

Also McVay, just doesn't adjust well as the season progresses, and makes some truly questionable play calls that Goff then gets blamed for. The rest of the league has caught up to the offense he created.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

I like Akers, Brown and Henderson at RB. I think Akers has a solid future. That Gurley contract was a mistake. They made a lot of trades for players like Peters, Cooks, Fowler, and Ramsey.

I think Akers is going to be good but they are missing a speedster WR like Cooks. They need to draft some OL and bring in a FA WR deep threat.

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g.oso's avatar

But he's out there showing his whole ass as an average QB, not an elite one.

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Cugel's avatar

I disagree somewhat, back when SC was really good, the system made their QBs look better than they really were, Goff had no such support at Cal, he was the best thing we had going, and had to earn everything he did. He can throw into really tight windows.

Not saying he set to be a hall of famer - but it's way different sitch than say Sanchez.

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DC Trojan's avatar

TIL that Goff and Leinart were both 3 year starters & that Goff passed for nearly as many yards as a freshman, then passed for more yards his second and third years as a starter than did Leinart.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Goff had some good WRs and RBs. Lasco was drafted and many of his WRs were drafted or made it to practice squads. The OL wasn’t that great while he was at Cal but it adequate.

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Cugel's avatar

Good, sure, but Marshawn? Keenan Allen? DeSean? And the OL was just ok, Goff had to get rid of the ball quickly.

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g.oso's avatar

He was a system QB who thrived despite OL and defensive deficiencies with good to better than good skill players at Cal.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Those are generational talents and Cal doesn’t get that type of talent very often even when we are winning so to expect that talent while in a full rebuild is asking a lot.

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Cugel's avatar

Oh I know, but my point is, we didn't have a single skill player that would scare other teams, not one. Goff carried the team, most of the time.

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sycasey's avatar

He's done more than some of those SC flameouts, but yeah . . . he's looking like an average NFL starter at best.

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Ruey Yen's avatar

Goff is more Carson Palmer (both also had 2 Pro Bowl berths in their first 3 years as well as No.1 overall pick) than Matt Leinart.

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sycasey's avatar

Closer to Palmer, yeah. Palmer also had a long tail where he hung around for many seasons after his peak, so we'll see if Goff can do that.

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DC Trojan's avatar

This is the comparison I would have made.

Palmer did well on what were for SC less talented teams before Carrol and Norm Chow (and for that matter Sarkisian) showed up to make improvements.

Leinart had the advantage of playing behind a mobile wall dressed up like an offensive line & 2 amazing running backs. His problem was that he could master the offense but he didn't have the physical talent for the NFL.

Booty was never going to end up as a pro.

Sanchez was only a one year starter (aside from some games when Booty was injured), & at the time people thought Carrol was just being a petty dick for saying Sanchez left too early. Carrol might be been petty, but he wasn't wrong - Sanchez had the size and the arm strength, but not the judgement.

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g.oso's avatar

Thank you

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GoldenSD81's avatar

My Pads are going all in!

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Love the Darvish deal....Snell will have to prove he is more than just a 5 inefficient- but-solid innings guy, but prospects under Preller are a dime a dozen tho so they literally got these guys for peanuts.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

It will be interesting to see what happens when Snell is allowed to pitch to the lineup the 3rd time around. We'll see if the Rays were correct or the rest of the world. He definitely has the stuff to be a shutdown No 2.

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Sure, and I think Cash's lifting of him in Gm 6, and TB's analytics-based treatment of him was just silly....however, Cash didn't just invent Snell's struggles 3rd time through the lineup - they're real. And with that stuff & K totals comes high pitch counts, which in today's game of baseball is a negative.

Lots of players have had 1 good season....let's see if he can do it again. I'm skeptical.

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Ruey Yen's avatar

The 28 years old Snell has probably much more upside (and is much much cheaper) that the 34 years old Darvish for the duration of their current deals.

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Meh, sure, he's cheaper, Ruey, but that's all you can really say, especially bc the prospects they gave up to Tampa have bigger upside. Darvish is the better pitcher, and they gave up far less to get him. Snell's outlier season, while Cy Young award-winning, was just that - an outlier. Take that seemingly-fluke year out of his 5 year career, and he's 4 games under .500 with injuries and an inability to last in games. Sure, he'll get a better pitchers park with Petco, and won't have to face the Yanks & Sox bats, etc., but now he gets the Doyers regularly, plus Coors and Chase Fields, and an NL DH....plus, he's a punk.

That said, San Diego should be better with him rather than a bunch of prospects, and it's a no brainer of a deal.

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Ruey Yen's avatar

In modern day baseball, you really can't have too many quality pitchers. Who knows who will be available and pitching well comes October. I agree that Snell doesn't have the track record of throwing that many innings, but he does have a nice track record of throwing quality innings when healthy (or not immaturely pulled by the manager). It's just hard for me to see why you wouldn't be equally thrilled to get both guys.

I'm a big Darvish fan. I actually just saw a signed baseball by him last week when I was reorganizing some stuff. What was particularly interesting about that one time when I got his autograph before a game was that he was tossing and goofing around all left-handed and was probably throwing in the low 90s with accuracy.

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Well, despite living in SD a few years, I'm not really a Padres fan, and I think Blake Snell is a total boob for when he bitched about his pro-rated COVID salary back in April/May, so F that guy. Punk. Plus, I don't think he's elite - he had a good season, but has pretty much been Jeff Smardzija in his other 4 years, actually a little worse when you factor in the injuries and lack of innings.

Again, it's a no-brainer of a deal and I'm happy for GoldenSD81 and my Padre fan buddies bc you can never have too many arms, but all things being equal health-wise, Lamet will have a better year than Snell this year. Book it.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Is Lamet for sure going to pitch this season? I thought it was still up in the air. Didn't he get PRP injection?

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

That’s why I prefaced it - I can’t imagine a biceps issue + PRP injections will lead to a full workload this year, esp. so soon after the TJ...Lamet’s another one that lacks economics with his pitch counts, tho🤷‍♂️...

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Ruey Yen's avatar

I know that the trade is not yet official, but shame on the Cubs that Darvish apparently only found out about it through a Tweet by MLB (which MLB has since deleted).

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goldenone's avatar

That's weird.

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SGBear's avatar

CAL

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SGBear's avatar

From the front page: Jeremiah Hawkins in transfer portal after graduating. He is a junior in terms of eligibility who opted out of 2020 season, so he should have one more season to play.

https://writeforcalifornia.com/p/cal-football-wr-jeremiah-hawkins

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g.oso's avatar

interesting 2021 stat: dropped passes declined

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Scootie's avatar

Who ya rootin' for?

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Rocksanddirt's avatar

Go Bears

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