126 Comments
author

This man won the internet today

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZXf2tHwgu/

Expand full comment

Fuck Doris man.

Expand full comment
author

A video on how skin looks via a UV camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9BqrSAHbTc

Expand full comment
author

Vermont 2190 square foot house built in 1878 is a 4 bed + 2 bath, if you don't count the 6+6 downstairs. Only $149,000.

https://www.lisahamptonrealestate.com/listing/4836702/43-courthouse-drive-guildhall-vt-05906/

Expand full comment

I am continually amazed at the comically low priced real estate across most of the country...

Expand full comment

Sure the jail could use a bit of a makeover, but overall, nice house. But what was up with that cockeyed window in the 1st bedroom?

Expand full comment

It's got that Forrest-Gump-whilst-fishing lean to it

Expand full comment

As I first looked at this, I thought that the water damage in the downstairs ceilings and the extension cords everywhere were a bit of a red flag... and then I got to the jail. 😬

I've been through the nearest "big town" - Lancaster NH - and it could reasonably be described as modestly sized.

Expand full comment

Well I guess I am moving to Vermont.

Expand full comment

Good luck with those winters....makes Mt. Laguna in Dec. look like the Bahamas

Expand full comment

We got some decent snow with this last storm.

Expand full comment
author

Sixteen months ago, the girlfriend of the Nashville terrorist warned the police (during a visit to the house) that he was building a bomb in the RV. They look at the RV through a fence, but did nothing else.

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2020/12/29/nashville-explosion-woman-warned-mnpd-warner-building-bomb-2019/4082253001/

Expand full comment
author

The most shocking part of this news to me is how that guy had a girlfriend. I also thought the 5G conspiracy was newer than 16 months ago.

Expand full comment

It was a plan in search of a motive

Expand full comment

plenty of ladies with low standards out there

Expand full comment

(there would have to be)

Expand full comment

Eh, can't blame them for missing this based on the information they had.

Expand full comment

sure I can

Expand full comment
author

Yemen's unofficial response to Saudi Arabia as they try to install a puppet government

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/blast-gunfire-yemen-after-plane-carrying-new-government-lands-5-n1252526

Expand full comment
author

WW84

Expand full comment

I liked the first movie. This was a disappointment. I'm also kind of stunned that it actually betrays the whole ethos of the original, which was about feminine empowerment and all that good stuff. In this movie Wonder Woman spends a lot of time sitting around and letting stuff happen to her accidentally. The character has been stripped of a lot of agency.

Not sure what happened, since the original director is back on board and would presumably have even more power over the script after the first movie was a hit. It's puzzling.

Expand full comment

It was possibly the worst thing to happen in 2020

Expand full comment

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Expand full comment

Seriously, it was that bad. And I'm being facetious, but not much...

Expand full comment

Agreed. It was so bad. Wishing was the big bad guy?! You defeat the big bad guys by rescinding your wish?! People said that Marvel has a villain problem, the “villains” in WW84 were comical. That movie was terrible.

Expand full comment

it's a mess. I don't watch a lot of superhero films so I don't know if WW84 is closer to the norm than not, but I am not an exacting film watcher and was still surprised at how little they were worried about time and space and linearity.

Expand full comment

Really disappointing, because I've always really liked the WW theme and storylines, and most of the material, dating to the early comics and classic tv. Proves my point though that there is no storyline or character that can't be wasted by poor production/management.

Expand full comment

I really enjoyed the first Wonder Woman movie & have rewatched it. Not sure I'd bother rewatching this one except perhaps to marvel at the period-appropriate metro train

Expand full comment

Really: writing is the key element, acting, production and direction can't save a poorly written movie. Or anything, really.

Expand full comment

True; but poor acting, production, and direction can still destroy even the best written script.

Expand full comment

Uh, theoretically maybe, but can't think of a single brilliant movie script that was ruined this way. Maybe less than ideal casting... cheap production isn't really someing that "ruins" movies...

Expand full comment

Also, the reality in filmmaking is that the writing is frequently changed during film shoots, with the director and actors often having input into those changes. So it's not always easy to assign blame for poor writing.

Expand full comment

It isn’t close to the norm for Marvel. It is closer to the norm for DC movies but even so it was still really bad for a DC movie.

Expand full comment

Agreed. Marvel movies are fairly consistent about their world-building, even if they do involve crazy things like mystical stones and talking trees from space. The DC universe has been totally willy-nilly.

Which is actually pretty consistent with how the respective comic universes were created, if you think about it.

Expand full comment

Twitter says it sucks so of course I’m going to watch it

Expand full comment

I don’t tweet but it did suck. Which is too bad because I really liked the first WW.

Expand full comment
author

Elsewhere in college

Expand full comment
author

Duke's Mayo Bowl: Wisconsin beats Wake Forest 42-28 after WF chucks 4 INTs in the second half. Wisconsin QB Mertz then fumbles the trophy and it gets smashed. And if you're wondering, Duke's Mayo is one of the few products that has supplanted my life-long brands (Best Foods).

https://twitter.com/ZachHeilprin/status/1344398086844669952

Expand full comment

Wake had only had 3 turnovers all season before today's Wisky pick-fest.

Expand full comment

That's a rather impressive statistic, especially for a 4-4 team....

Expand full comment
author

The 24 members of Army's football team that got caught cheating on a math test will NOT be suspended and are eligible to play in the Liberty Bowl tomorrow.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/12/30/west-point-cheating-scandal-football-players-athletes-liberty-bowl/4085075001/

Expand full comment

'Murica and freedumz

Expand full comment
author

Cheez-Its Bowl: Oklahoma State holds off Miami 37-34 after taking a 21-0 first-quarter lead. D'Eric King hurts his knee. And the stat of the night is that Miami is now 1-10 in bowl games, starting with the Longshore/Best/Follett led Cal Bears beating them in the Emerald Bowl in 2008.

https://www.si.com/college/2020/12/30/miami-oklahoma-state-cheez-it-bowl

Expand full comment
author

Even counting that Emerald Bowl win, Cal is merely 3-3 in bowl games in that same period. I would take more bowl berths over mediocre bowl wins.

Expand full comment

Good point.

Expand full comment
author

It was pretty close throughout the first half (although I only watched the first half). The Colorado defense mostly looked good. But when things went poorly, they'd go poorly over several plays in a series, especially when Texas was pushing tempo.

Colorado's offense looked turrible. Noyer looked awful and I don't know why they didn't play Lewis more.

Also, way too many people in the stands with masks below their chins (including Ehlinger's mom right after they had a segment featuring her).

Expand full comment

I was not impressed w/the Buffs watching Utah hammer Colorado at Folsom Field on Thanxgiving....this looked like a route. Sucks because I still wish Texas ill....

Expand full comment

For those who didn't see much of Colorado, or wondered why all the accolades Buffs LB Nate Landman has received (or questioned whether he is really one of the best in the country, never mind the Pac), all you need to do is look at the numbers and results the Buffs had through the first half against Utah (Landman's season ending ankle injury happened right before the end of the 2nd qtr.), and contrast with the second half in Boulder against the Utes, and last night in San Antonio. I saw a stat line that opponents' offensive productivity about tripled after he went out.

Expand full comment

True - that injury was large. So much for next guy up...that D fell apart.

Expand full comment

Could you imagine what our defense would look like if Weaver got injured last season? Probably would have seen a similar drop off.

Expand full comment

Noyer was awful and Texas really beat Colorado down in the 2nd half. First half wasnt that close either with a mini Buff surge after Lewis came in keeping things respectable. Texas was missing most of their best players on D due to NFL opt outs and Ehlinger got hurt so only played a half...

Expand full comment

WITH BACKUP QBS.

Expand full comment

Lewis was pretty good both running and with a few deep balls. I imagine he will be a fixture in Boulder for the next several seasons.

Expand full comment
author

Soul

Expand full comment
author

I'm glad that they didn't stick with the original ending idea. https://decider.com/2020/12/30/pixar-soul-original-ending/

Expand full comment

Ho-hum, another great Pixar movie.

Expand full comment
author

Today in Covid

Expand full comment
author

Trump's Operation Warp Speed is such a success that the US will be vaccinated within [checks notes] a decade

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/current-rate-it-ll-be-10-years-americans-adequately-vaccinated-n1252486

Expand full comment

this is just inexcusable. VA or DHA (Defense Health Agency) have entire offices filled with people who know how to manage the large scale acquisition and distribution of pharmaceuticals. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that elements of HHS or DHS could do the same. The federal government is completely capable of this, the administration is choosing not to do it. It's depraved.

Expand full comment

I expect that after Jan, the distribution and vaccination rates will get better.

Expand full comment
author

Anti-maskers storm LA grocery store. I mean, why not when ICUs are full and funeral homes are getting refrigerated containers because they've run out of space.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/maskless-protesters-gather-outside-erewhon-market-in-fairfax/

Expand full comment

I would have beat them down.

Expand full comment

jfc. we are all gonna die.

Expand full comment

And now the funeral homes are turning people away because even the fridge trucks are full. It's grim down there. Stay safe, Cruzin.

Expand full comment

Hunkering down indefinitely

Expand full comment

Me too. Even stopped riding my bike through LA

Expand full comment
author

Unintended consequences of Covid: Aggressive squirrels

https://patch.com/new-york/foresthills/vicious-squirrel-attacks-rattle-rego-park-residents

Expand full comment
author

[Warning] Pictures with blood in link.

Expand full comment

you missed the "Super gonorrhea" article

Expand full comment
author

I prefer to call it Thunderclap

Expand full comment
author

US Rep-elect Luke Letlow (R-LA) has died of Covid-19. He didn't wear masks and was a reopen-the-economy guy. He was 41 and leaves behind a wife and two young children.

https://twitter.com/LukeLetlow/status/1314247318372257792?s=19

https://apnews.com/article/health-monroe-louisiana-coronavirus-pandemic-shreveport-c76bcda2e5abd46a500763ed5a7e3440

Expand full comment

False logic. Florida is mostly a wide open state, yet their current death and hospitalization rates are much lower than California, where we're one month into a second lockdown. What about the sharp increase in suicides in California? What about undetected cancers and heart disease? It's important to "follow the science," but there's more than just Covid science to consider. BTW, I'm not a denier -- I wear a mask and take sensible precautions; it's just that in my Cal education, I learned to look at all sides of an issue.

Expand full comment

oops

Expand full comment

It should have been trump, McConnell, Cruz!!

He should have waited until he had that good congressional healthcare and Covid treatment before getting the disease.

Expand full comment

Hey what did I do!?!

Expand full comment

zero sympathy

Expand full comment

You reap what you sow.

Expand full comment

Covid killed Mary Ann! Fuck you Covid and 2020!

Expand full comment

My aunt, uncle and their two kids that live at home got Covid. They are all trumpers so the only surprising thing is they didn’t get it sooner.

Expand full comment
author

Orange

Expand full comment
author

"Orange is the colour of sunsets, budget airlines, traffic cones and protestants, but it can also be toxic…!" https://vimeo.com/245976353 By the way, I have found myself watching a number of full length art documentaries by James Fox this past year, the same guy who narrated this short video.

Expand full comment

you glad I didn't say banana again.

Expand full comment

My wife is now allergic to orange things.

Expand full comment

Orange is the New Black? You think the the wheels came off the wagon quickly for the 5-0 Pat Barners/Mariucci team???...try what happened to that show....

Expand full comment

Syracuse and Illinois weep

Expand full comment
author

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

Expand full comment
author

US Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) announces he will object to the count/certification of Electoral College votes. While it is symbolic and won't change the outcome, it may have the unintended consequences of having GOP Senators go on record of supporting sedition.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/30/politics/josh-hawley-force-votes-electoral-college-results/index.html

Expand full comment
author

Recent NPR/Ipsos poll shows that America has an alarming number of idiots

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/30/951095644/even-if-its-bonkers-poll-finds-many-believe-qanon-and-other-conspiracy-theories

Only 47% thought this was false: "A group of Satan-worshipping elites who run a child sex ring are trying to control our politics and media" (17% said true, 37% said not sure)

Only 51% think there is no evidence that vaccines cause autism (12% say false, 37% say not sure)

Only 72% think we landed on the moon (8% say false, 20% say not sure)

71% of Republicans think the DeEp StAtE is working to undermine Trump

Expand full comment
author

My main take-away from Covid is that my previous estimate for the number of dumb and crazy people out there was exponentially off. I was naive.

Expand full comment
author

This year was a valuable learning experience for recalibrating my assessment of the level of stubborn individualism, selfishness, and ignorance in the American populace.

Expand full comment

Toxic individualism is destroying this country.

Expand full comment

Well, the Republicans are.

Expand full comment

not all anti-vaxxers and Queueueueueueu types are republicans though

Expand full comment

True, most anti-vaxxers would describe themselves and fall into the liberal/progressive libertarian category.

Expand full comment

This is true, but they're not trying to subvert the will of the people.

Expand full comment
author

Nitpicking but what really jumps out at me is rather how the right end of the main plot in that article is not aligned. It's obvious that they rounded up the various percentage and then plotted those numbers so some of the rows that add up to 101 came out longer.

Expand full comment

They report this like it is news. 'Merica is full of intentional idiots.

Expand full comment

Top 2 album for me, along with REM Life's Rich Pageant.

Expand full comment
author

PRO

Expand full comment
author

Warriors fail to tank, beat Pistons 116-106

https://twitter.com/warriors/status/1344107046824599553

Expand full comment

Hoping for them to have 2 top 10 picks in '21 draft.....beating 0-3 teams on the road in game 4 of a season-opening road trip is not helping.

Expand full comment
author

CAL

Expand full comment
author

About which incoming Cal football freshman are you the most excited?

Expand full comment
author

In this order: Wilkins, Millner, Sturdivant, Hisatake, Oladejo, Terry, Anderson, Barth, Calhoun, Williams, Higgins, Swinney, Lange, Jemtegaard, Iosefa, Hearns, Latu.

Wilkins is a monster. Millner has what it takes to succeed Garbers, but he regressed slightly in his senior year because Higley didn't have a running threat.

Expand full comment

Sturdivant and Wilkins with maybe a dose of some Higgins

Expand full comment

Terry the TE

Expand full comment

hmmm, I actually am a bit skeptical on him. Monster body who obliterated HS because of his measurables but soo soo raw. I wonder if he'll blow up into a dlineman, he is big (and getting bigger apparently)

Expand full comment

I’m more looking at the position, as our solid-but-unspectacular TE’s make relatively few plays & Musgraves version of the O could use a weapon at the position. And dunno, Fire, Terry being a beast in HS doesn’t sound like the worst thing...it IS the P12, not the SEC;-)

Expand full comment

Go Bears!!!

Expand full comment
author

Not quite a "Go Bears!", but I wore a Cal cap and the guy working the checkout at the local liquor store asked whether I went to Cal. He went to UW and said that he always had an affinity to Cal due to playing us in the Pac-10. This is the South, so "affinity" could very well mean "burning white-hot hatred."

Expand full comment

Kinda like how Nathan Bedford Forrest had an affinity for the North....

Expand full comment

I'm melanin rich, but pheomelanin deficient.

Expand full comment

PSA! Smokehouse is now open. I repeat. Smokehouse is now open. Not sure if it's a new owners or what. Last time I drove by it was boarded up so I was shocked when I saw it open today

Expand full comment

I'm pretty good with a Scottish accent, but I never would have understood that without the subtitles.

Expand full comment

The chap in the lead picture appears to be quite content with his autumn-esq circumstances. Fits in really well aesthetically.

Expand full comment
author

He has a good apron/necktie

Expand full comment