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Mitch McConnell is ... only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do... Go through his clothes and look for loose change!

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/12/politics/mitch-mcconnell-hospital-announcement

Newellbany's avatar

Power must be one hell of a drug. All these Senators just steadfastly uninterested in retiring to a lake house like I would, instead choosing to die in office. I can only imagine liking my job that much.

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or maybe like Schrodinger's cat. half alive and half dead at the same time. for context, i am at an entire week of internal company meetings about quantum computing. much talk of qubits and other quirky stuff.

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Disagree: Schrodinger's cat is simultaneously dead and alive, not half dead and half alive. The observer doesn't know if Schrodinger's Cat is dead or alive until the box is opened.

Mitch McConnell is the human equivalent of Schrodinger's Cat. Does that make him Trump's Mitch? Asking for a nation.

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It was a quote from The Princess Bride by Billy Crystal's character. "Have fun storming the castle"

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Lindsay Graham died

FiatSlug's avatar

Well, then. Lindsay actually fulfilled a human activity.

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Maybe leftover pizza. I made 6 yesterday. No 3 took a couple to work for his coworkers.

- Vege with olives, spinach, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, red sauce

- chicken with pesto

- thinly sliced yukon gold potatoes with caramelized onions and garlic olive oil

- white pizza with ricotta, mozz, and garlic olive oil

- italian sausage, pepperoni, onions

- half and half potato and white pizza

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i brought a bunch of all-American snacks for the office from Trader Joe's

https://photos.app.goo.gl/MoudLu3UATM59fXA6

i was originally going to bring bagels but there were too many days between leaving US (Thu) and getting to office (Mon).

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take out sushi in Tel Aviv provided by company.

good but not great - interesting combo of flavors and slightly different types of rolls.

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spend the weekend here for the first time. amazing confluence of history, religion, people, cultures. on the ground here it all seems perfectly peaceful despite the stuff going on all around us.

found a cool Cal t-shirt - it says University of California in Hebew

https://photos.app.goo.gl/XMKJvuJ4HbnFrq436

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also an excursion to the Dead Sea. i floated around in the salty water and applied the Dead Sea mud all over my body and let it dry for 10-15 before washing it all off.

felt like i emerged from a high priced spa treatment w/o the massage part.

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Digital diversions

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🌎 Jul 13, 2026 🌍

🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 8.63

🟨⬜⬜🟥🟩 = 5

https://globle-game.com

#globle

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Globle and Travle are areas where I don't know exactly what countries are where so I'm not even going to try...

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🌎 Jul 13, 2026 🌍

🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 9.5

⬜🟨🟨⬜🟧🟥🟧🟩 = 8

https://globle-game.com

#globle

HeyStudentsBears's avatar

once i got to the right continent it was ok. your comment threw me off. in retrospect i should have started here

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I think I used the answer from the Worldle as my first guess. Once I realized the continent and got adjacent, I realized I couldn't remember any of the countries next to it.

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#Worldle #1634 (13.07.2026) 1/6 (100%)

🔥 Current Win Streak: 1 days

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

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yoohoo!!

when i was 6, i lived here for 6 months right on the beach.

#Worldle #1634 (13.07.2026) 1/6 (100%)

🔥 Current Win Streak: 2 days

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

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#Worldle #1634 (13.07.2026) 2/6 (100%)

🔥 Current Win Streak: 1 days

🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜⬇️

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

I'm lame...Thought of another country that has a similar shape

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Daily Octordle #1631

🔟🕚

🕛6️⃣

9️⃣4️⃣

8️⃣7️⃣

Score: 67

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not great

Daily Octordle #1631

🔟🕛

🕐6️⃣

4️⃣7️⃣

9️⃣3️⃣

Score: 64

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🙂 Daily Quordle 1631

8️⃣4️⃣

6️⃣7️⃣

m-w.com/games/quordle/

I should have done the last 3 words in 5, 6, 7. Was thinking of 1 word but transposed 2 letters when I typed it on. Of course the word I was thinking of was the right one.

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i am SO DUMB

🙂 Daily Quordle 1631

9️⃣5️⃣

7️⃣8️⃣

m-w.com/games/quordle/

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same as wordlebot .. i was satisfied

Wordle 1,850 4/6*

🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨

⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩

🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

WordleBot

Skill 87/99

Luck 51/99

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Wordle 1,850 3/6

🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜

⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

WordleBot

Skill 62/99

Luck 56/99

BOOOOO!!! BOO THIS BOT!

dcblue's avatar

Those numbers seem off for getting it in three.

Justbear's avatar

Wordle 1,850 5/6*

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩

🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩

🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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My Yesterday's wordle

Wordle 1,849 3/6*

⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛

⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

WordleBot

Skill 98/99

Luck 63/99

FiatSlug's avatar

Wordle 1,849 6/6

⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜

⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜

⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜

⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

WordleBot

Skill 85/99

Luck 37/99

Also a Sea of Greens for yesterday. But it took me 6 turns to solve. And my skill score was higher for 6 guesses yesterday than it was for solving in 3 guesses today. Go figure.

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Today's wordle. Two straight sea of greens.

Wordle 1,850 4/6*

🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛

🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛

🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

WordleBot

Skill 73/99

Luck 67/99

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France 2 - Morocco 0

Spain 2 - Belgium 1

England 2 - Norway 1

Argentina 3 - Switzerland 1

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the four top ranked teams in the world are the 4 semi-finalists

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Ending up with the four top ranked teams in the world kinda makes the tournament expansion seem even more ridiculous, doesn't it?

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In the WC, is that like 4 No 1's making it to the Final Four? Super unlikely.

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unlikely without meddling, some may say...

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[BASE] De La Torre, Prather Taken On Day 2 Of 2026 MLB Draft

https://calbears.com/news/2026/7/12/baseball-de-la-torre-prather-taken-on-day-2-of-2026-mlb-draft.aspx

Right-handed pitcher Oliver de la Torre and catcher Hideki Prather of the California baseball team were selected Sunday, the second day of the 2026 Major League Baseball Draft. The Toronto Blue Jays drafted de la Torre in the 15th round with the 462nd pick and Prather went to the Minnesota Twins in the 17th round with the 497th pick.

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[BASE] Eddy Selected By Houston Astros

https://calbears.com/news/2026/7/12/baseball-eddy-selected-by-houston-astros.aspx

Right-handed pitcher Gavin Eddy of the California baseball team became the first Golden Bear to be selected in the 2026 Major League Baseball Draft when he was taken by the Houston Astros in the 5th round with the 153rd pick Sunday.

Eddy becomes the Bears' 242nd MLB selection as well as the fourth ever taken by the Astros and the first since Korey Lee (2019). There have now been 28 Cal student-athletes drafted under head coach Mike Neu and Cal has had at least one selection in 58 of the 62 drafts, which began in 1965.

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HR Derby tonight and the All-Star game tomorrow.

Oh Munetaka Murakami got healthy enough to do it.

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Valkyries Achieve Historic Feat Notching 40th Franchise Win (vs Connecticut Sun 79-64)

https://valkyries.wnba.com/

The Valkyries won their seventh consecutive game and 40th in franchise history, beating the Connecticut Sun 79-64 at Mohegan Sun Arena on Friday. Golden State notched its 40th win in just 68 games, becoming the fastest expansion team in WNBA history to achieve that feat. The Valkyries were without All-Star starter Gabby Williams, but Veronica Burton stepped up in her absence, with a game-high 17 points and a game-high six assists. Janelle Salaün led all reserves with 16 points, seven rebounds, three assists and was a game-high plus-18 in 27 minutes. The Valks are in a three-way tie atop the WNBA standings with the Las Vegas Aces and Minnesota Lynx.

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Ballers beat the Yuba-Sutter Freebirds, 8-7 in the HR knockout round.

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Giants beat the Rockies, 3-1

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Dodgers swept by Diamondbacks in lackluster weekend

https://www.truebluela.com/dodgers-scores-standings/119886/tim-tawa-shohei-ohtani-diamondbacks

The silver lining for the Dodgers on Sunday is that they did not lose in lopsided fashion. But they did fall to the Diamondbacks for a third consecutive day, this time a more conventional 5-3 win for Arizona that capped off a series sweep and a deflating final week before the All-Star break.

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Such uninspired performances getting swept by the Dbacks. The Dodgers had 25% of their errors for the season over the last 3 games.

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Czech woman (Noskova) beats another Czech woman (Muchova) for Wimbledon title.

Sinner beat Zverev in men's final. wins 5th slam and back-to-back at Wimbledon

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My dad has been saying for years that tennis should just allow one serve. As we were watching the gentlemen's Wimbledon final, I became a convert.

Sinner and Zverev were both incredible, but they just held serve for the first 2.5 hours of the match. As a result, only the tiebreakers held drama. If they didn't try to serve 135 MPH with every first serve, they'd actually have rallies, and rallies are the best part of tennis!

The game's founders couldn't possibly have envisioned 6'6" dudes with modern rackets blasting serves at that speed. The equipment technology alone makes the two-serve rule ridiculous. A modernization of the rule would make tennis so much better.

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Go back to wood rackets or aluminum like the one Connors used for so many years.

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We'd also see more serve and volley.

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Is this similar to the "starting pitchers should be required to throw 6+ innings" so that they don't go max effort for all pitches?

Also reminds me of the John Isner and Mahut US Open where the 5th set went 70-68 because neither person could return a serve.

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You’re very early! ;-)

Wiata78's avatar

It’s Back to the Future!

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Maybe I got the time zone wrong. In Tel Aviv all week