A woman is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on her door.
The officer asks her if she is married, to which the woman replies that she is.
The officer then asks her for a recent picture of her husband, which she then promptly gets.
The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, "Yes. That’s him. I'm sorry, but it looks like your husband has been hit by a train."
The woman says, "I know, but he’s smart, makes me laugh, and has a good personality."
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