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Dana Stubblefield finally convicted of rape, five years after the woman first reported it. Faces 15 to life in prison.

"A Santa Clara County jury on Monday found former 49ers player Dana Stubblefield guilty of rape, after prosecutors said he he lured a developmentally disabled woman to his Morgan Hill home on the promise of a babysitting job.

Stubblefield, 49, faces 15-years to life in prison. He played for the San Francisco 49ers, Washington, and the Oakland Raiders.

The verdict comes after a nine-month trial, and five years after the victim initially reported the April 2015 sexual assault to police. The jury ultimately found Stubblefield guilty of rape by force, oral copulation by force and false imprisonment, and not guilty of the rape of a person incapable of giving consent.

The jury also found that Stubblefield used a gun during the assault, prosecutors said."

https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Former-49ers-player-Dana-Stubblefield-convicted-15438063.php

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backpacking

1) i wanted to hear about the 3 wk hike on the John Muir trail

2) just back from 3 days of backpacking in WV mountains.

WV is really pretty. it may not have really tall mountains, but there is an amazing beauty of seeing many miles of shorter ones as far as the eye can see.

we hiked to the state high point, Spruce Knob (3800 ft).

https://photos.app.goo.gl/Hc4ouMmZnBmFzWsJA

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Your various Appalachian hills are very pretty. I feel the same way about Vermont - there isn’t the “wow” factor but it is beautiful nonetheless

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Very nice pics.

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My rebuttal to an Inside Higher Education op-ed in favor of allowing racist students to be admitted to college and universities.

https://www.insidehighered.com/admissions/views/2020/07/27/its-totally-legitimate-reject-racist-applicants-opinion

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Netflix

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Love that you can easily increase playback speed when watching on a laptop. Very useful!

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Top Korean Dramas on Netflix (IMO):

- Hospital Playlist

- Crash Landing On You

- Reply 1997, Reply 1994, Reply 1988

- Mr Sunshine

and a bunch of others that I've heard good things but haven't seen:

- Kingdom

- Prison Playbook

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Upcoming series Immigrant Nation: ICE agreed to a documentary, thinking that it would bolster the nation against illegal immigration. Instead, it revealed bad things by ICE. So ICE sued to delete scenes and postpone the release until after the election. It will debut next month.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/23/us/trump-immigration-nation-netflix.html

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Oohhh...this looks pretty good. I could see Trump thinking, this will be the best documentary ever. Will get the nation again the illegals.

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I wonder how much training ICE agents need. How many are just people that just want to cosplay being police.

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When you want to earn entry-level Target employee money, but prefer to be out somewhere outside in the Sonoran Desert.

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/28/689473992/why-its-so-hard-to-recruit-and-retain-border-patrol-agents

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For people who want to torment foreigners but lack the commitment to join CBP and run amok on the southern border

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Those motherfuckers

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Soup dumplings

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I make wontons using fish, spinach, salt, pepper, soy sauce, and sesame oil.

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Mormon

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My wife worked with a company outside SLC back in the day and they were the most amazingly untrustworthy bandits. Basically they didn’t give a damn who they screwed over if that person was outside the community.

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I saw The Book of Mormon twice. Always find it amusing that there is an ad for the actual Mormon religion inside the programs. https://brandon-osmond.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Mockup_BookOfMormon_PlaybillAd_BestParts.jpg

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What was the last thing you baked?

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Seasme Tahini cake, yesterday. It fills you with warmth and happiness with every bite

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I'm baking peach pies right now

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I made a coconut cream pie for Saturday (mostly following the Smitten Kitchen recipe), but the only part that's baked is the crust: https://smittenkitchen.com/2018/04/triple-coconut-cream-pie/

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not technically baked, but I steamed a blackberry pudding and made waffles over the weekend.

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Pizza last night.

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What toppings?

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More pizza

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Biscuits Saturday morning for breakfast. Saved enough for leftovers with steak and eggs Sunday morning.

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Baked? Other than me? Nada.

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Jul 27, 2020Liked by SGBear

As long as we’re pivoting off topic: the other day *out of nowhere* the 17 y.o. asked me if I’d ever used cocaine. I assured her that I had not, and inquired what on earth had prompted the question. “It just seems like the kind of thing you’d do at SC.”

Which one of you paid her off?

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I’ve never been that into drugs. Cocaine, shrooms, weed and E just never did much for me.

I’m definitely a whiskey and tequila man though.

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But did you tell her the truth?

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I did

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So, are you sending her to SC? :)

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Hardly. Funnily enough, she applied because she thought I’d appreciate it and then didn’t get it, she’ll be consoling herself at Vassar instead

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LOVE IT

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😂😂😇 Not me, but wish I had.

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Sean Brock's black pepper dumplings that went with a rabbit stew. Honestly, I don't know what I expected. They were bland calorie bombs that could have helped me if I was a 19th-century manual laborer. 2/19 WNB.

http://katieatthekitchendoor.com/2014/12/03/book-club-heritage-rabbit-stew-with-black-pepper-dumplings/

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That's a "baked" dish? I wouldn't have thought that is the cooking technique given the name of the dish.

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The dumplings were baked separately, then added later. Otherwise, they'd dissolve in the stew.

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Banana bread using this recipe. No 2 loves it. I thought it was weird to use oil instead of butter but it does taste really good.

https://iamafoodblog.com/flour-bakerys-banana-bread/

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Perhaps some of you saw the tweet going around that purported to show a section of border wall blowing down in Texas. People quickly identified that couldn’t be true (wrong time of day, wrong weather, etc)

This tweet has the claim that in fact the film is real, but from New Mexico, and CBP covered it up

https://twitter.com/laikenjordahl/status/1287812287927955456?s=21

Either way, oops

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Ah, great... Trump is here. Like he's literally 3 miles away from me.

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FLOTUS' office tackling difficult social issues after solving online bullying

https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1287744440052985857

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Jul 27, 2020Liked by SGBear

Figures that Trump would make the immigrant do the yardwork.

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pqtm

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Not like the public will be able to see with all the new walls that have been built.

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PRO

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Not pro, but Rutgers has just had to quarantine their entire football team.

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MLB sent the Phillies tests today to Rutgers to be analyzed. They are at least experienced.

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Without wanting to be unkind, Rutgers should have quarantined football years ago

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Obvious joke is obvious

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That has never stopped me before, and never will!

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😂

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COVID outbreak on the Marlins, season now in jeopardy.

https://sports.yahoo.com/marlins-covid-19-outbreak-white-163516649.html

Thanks again, Florida.

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“ They went from zero to more than a dozen in three days.”. Whoa.

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The worst kind of 0-12

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Everton managed to finish the season as they played it, with some decent play and then a lot of struggle fucking against Bournemouth who beat them and still got relegated. And then Leighton Baines retired 😐

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MLB pitching is weird this season. It's like cricket seeing so many guys pitch in a game.

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For the first time since in the '50s, no team started as well as 3-0 or as poorly as 0-3. Everyone has both won and lost before the end of the first weekend.

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Minimal prep time pushing every team towards the mean, shortened season providing too small a sample size to separate signal from noise.... The undoubted winner of this season is Team Chaos.

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I found myself watching England versus West Indies for a while on Saturday which was mostly because I set aside time to watch soccer on Saturday morning - I hadn’t internalized that the last games for the EPL were on Sunday. It was very soothing.

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But relievers pitching to a min of 3 batters was supposed to speed up the game...

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With 30 man rosters, there are teams carrying as many as 17-18 pitchers, and that's not counting at least 1 on the taxi squads. Do the math, and that's over 500 pitchers. There aren't 500 major league level pitchers in the world. Meanwhile most managers' DNA requires that they use as many of the available pitchers as possible. They can't help themselves. The fact that the pitcher currently out there shouldn't be in many cases does nothing to dissuade them.

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Most starting pitchers just didn't have enough time to get ready to go deep into games. I do think in this small sample size, there have been less in-inning pitching changes.

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There were 11 blown saves by Sunday afternoon of opening weekend.

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One of those (Rays comeback vs. Blue Jays) is due to the new extra-inning rule

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We saw that yesterday with Ohtani. Couldn't get a single out.

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Oakland leads the AL West!

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Now 3-1. Off to a good start. Trout struck out looking with two outs in the top of the ninth, two runners on base. Then he cried.

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END THE SEASON NOW, CROWN OAKLAND THE CHAMPS

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The Orioles are tied for first in the AL East!

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His control was horrible. Wasn't it like 3 straight walks and then he grooved 2-3 pitches that were hit hard.

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His velocity was way off. Used to be able to throw 101 MPH, yesterday his fastest pitch was 93 I think, and he did walk three guys.

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Temp job opening (Philadelphia): Clubhouse staff

https://twitter.com/MattGelb/status/1287746116331745282

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Marlins cancel game as 12 players and 2 coaches test positive.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29546814/sources-marlins-cancel-game-virus-spreads

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I think MLB will just suspend play for the East for two weeks and try to continue Central/West until the next outbreak (Reds had a player testing positive after playing the opening game...so far he only spread the disease to a second player).

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I guess that could work. Will mean the teams in the central and west will get more games in. But I'm thinking at the very least masks will be mandatory at all times in the stadium, even during game play.

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Yankees/Phillies also postponed. Since the Marlins also scrimmaged the Braves last week, I'd imagine the Braves would be tested as well as the Mets who the Braves just played.

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One of my neighbors who I've met during the pandemic manages the hotel the Yankees stayed in this weekend in DC. He said they all stayed in their rooms when not at the ballpark and had their masks on all the time, even when they opened the door for room service. I don't think I'd be too excited if I were them to go into the visitor's clubhouse in Philly right now.

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I'm assuming the Phillies (team Marlins played last 3 days) get tested. And the umps. If any of them also got it I don't see how they can play. Players don't social distance while on the field. Very few wear masks (though Panda did when the Dodgers rarely got a runner on first last 2 games)

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Dodgers lose to Giants 3-1 at home, fall a half-game above last place in MLB, while Giants are now half-game out of first. SF powered by household* names Ruf, Solano, Heineman, and Smyly.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=401225710

* - their own house

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that was shameful. Stayed up until 2:30 to watch that.

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Trump says he won't throw out the first pitch for the Yankees game on Aug 15th, citing how hard he's working against the Trump Virus, a vaccine, the economy, and much else.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1287473812733341696

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Trump has yet to throw out a first pitch since taking office.

https://www.boston.com/sports/mlb/2020/07/27/donald-trump-red-sox-yankees-game

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He doesn't have the arm, or the (non-strike)s.

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Was he even invited or did he invite himself?

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I believe he was invited.

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CAL

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Go Bears!

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Utah Beach

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The famous Land Art that is the Spiral Jetty has apparently been dry for the last however many years. It would be cool if that part of the Salt Lake is wet again. https://www.diaart.org/visit/visit-our-locations-sites/robert-smithson-spiral-jetty

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I was supposed to visit Normandy this summer but that went away

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Utah (not including SLC, national parks)

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Fly in and pick-up a half-day lift ticket (SFO-SLC). Prefer Alta-Snowbird for the snow and the steeps, but Park City is good for local color.

And uh, the Osmonds hang out in UT, right?

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The most under-rated road trip in the Pac-12. Best logistics, whether driving or flying, good stadium, good atmosphere, easy access and egress. Beautiful views, usually good weather. Lots of restaurants of all description close at hand.

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We quite liked the trip to Provo, I was going to do a DBD about that, but can't in this new format.

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I recommend to anyone if you find yourself in position to take in a game at Utah, don't pass it up. The same can be said for a game at BYU.

Some discount Utah as a road trip destination, mostly people who haven't actually been there.

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But I’m sure any road trip to Utah is a BYOB type of vacation? Is that correct?

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They have a liquor store in St. George. It's actually between Vegas and Zion National Park. Bought a bottle of wine there.

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Not exactly, there is a state liquor store in Provo, and man, is it dire. One thing about the BYU game - almost zero tailgating - maybe a total of three sad people grilling hot dogs before the game.

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Were they sad Cal people or sad BYU people?

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That's in part because a lot of them are inside eating at Cosmo's Grill. When we were there for an OSU-BYU game, they (of course) planted all the Beavers in the corner of the north end zone, which was directly over Cosmo's, and we got to smell everything being grilled all game long.

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I’ve heard that from others. There’s a guy called Roy who’s online as USCPsyco who hasn’t missed a game in years and he always has good words for away games at Utah.

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The only parts of Utah I've seen are 80 across the state and 84 to 15 to SLC from the Idaho Border. It is a very beautiful state.

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My time in Utah is limited to changing planes in the airport and wandering around the Four Corners tourist trap.

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if i have a long enough layover (2+ hours) i usually jump in an Uber and get some Mexican food at the Red Iguana just at the edge of town.

you have to make sure it is a non-bisy time though.

we have a joke in our family that if we ski in that area for a few days, we can sample all 7 of the moles sauces in a few days.

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One of several places I endorse. Very good food.

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skiing! Alta is my personal favorite, but i have had a great time at many of them all within an hours drive on the airport-that-shall-not-be-named.

Alta is sort of a throwback resort w/ very few amenities, skiers only, and a ton of amazing terrain serviced by only 8 lifts. you just leave your stuff in the main lodge and fancy good is not a thing here.

on the other hand there is the ski-up espresso shack ...

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My son likes Park City for snowboarding...

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i like Park City a lot too. that was the most recent already-booked trip canceled by coronavirus. we were supposed to go for a week on the last week of Mar.

PC is a great little town for both the non-skiers in the family as well as a good vibrant apres-ski scene w/ lots of good food and bars. also, there is tons of lodging options so you can usually find stuff at any budget even during peak times. and the ski resort is MASSIVE, so once you get away from the base, there lines are not so bad.

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it is an interesting story how PC ski resort came to be owned by Epic/Vail. basically someone w/ some clerical duties failed to submit some paperwork in time to renew the lease for the land.

Epic/Vail "cleverly" came in, leased the land from under them, and forced PC to sell themselves.

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Park City is a great place to visit in non-snow season as well. Just up the hill from SLC.

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-- fancy food --

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Bees

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Has any animal had a better PR turn-around than bees over the last 50 years? Went from killing them on sight to having a variety of fundraisers to help them thrive. 🐝🤛➡🐝💲

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Hurrah for bees!

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Still one of my favorite gifs

https://media.giphy.com/media/dcubXtnbck0RG/giphy.gif

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Point Break

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The bank robbery scene - the ex-presidents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F50QIqh8so

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If remade today I would just have them all wear mask of trump. It would be much more accurate.

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That's SO GOOD - DC, you gotta watch this movie. Kids can watch too!

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The remake (which I have never seen) in 2015 never happened

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It was terrible.

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Fantastic movie...saw it in the theater. Not sure how well it will hold up to watch for first time now tho, DC. I didn’t bother with the remake tho, so can’t speak to that garbage...

Utah!!! Get me two!!!

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Just another entry on my list of “pop culture touchpoints that I haven’t seen.”

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You gotta watch this one, not perfect, but really worth it. Trust me.

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Remember that one. Interesting movie.

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My take on this is that it's a bad script but Kathryn Bigelow directs the hell out of it. It's like, Michael Mann levels of atmosphere and action choreography all in service of a really goofy premise.

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IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!! (but yes, a goofy idea, but the film transcends it)

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Yeah, I think the direction really lifts it.

But if you really think about the plot, the only conclusion is that Johnny Utah is a terrible cop.

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No Spoilers! DC hasn't seen it yet!

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Anthony Kiedis (red hot chili peppers) has a cameo

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Speaking of RHCP, someone sent me the Super Bowl prank from 2014 a few months back, where some comedian dudes made an entire RHCP spoof song and released it right before the Super Bowl where RHCP was playing the halftime show, and passed it off as a new RHCP song for a hot minute. Somehow this episode had entirely escaped my awareness until recently, but it's pretty fucking on point as a parody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zGk0k34tGs

I'd say they nailed 'em.

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😂 I agree, also I love DEVO, but I didn't hear the Weird Al parody until recently - and it's is also really on point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ

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Oh, that one's a classic. I remember hearing it as a kid, lol.

It's interesting, both are great style parodies, but I don't think Weird Al is meaning to put down Devo like the RHCP one is.

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I was thinking... most great parodies are rather affectionate. Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein etc...

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“That would be a waste of time....”

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