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Fireworks warehouse at Beirut port goes

a) pop!

b) pow!

c) KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

d) all of the above, in that order

https://twitter.com/TommySledge/status/1290690801886994438

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What tastes much better than it looks?

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Marbles

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Twitter was weird today. Woke up early US east coast time and DIDN'T see a pro-Trump twitter trend with tends of thousands of mentions. Either the Russian bots took a day off or Twitter somehow miraculously cleaned up their act.

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Elsewhere in college

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What’s stressing you out these days?

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Weather

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Today in CV19

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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CAL

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PRO

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This has to be a first. The Pirates-Twins game was delayed after the umpires noticed a drone flying above the field, and pulled the teams off the field.

In a totally pointless effort, the Twins bullpen threw bats at the drone. We already know pitchers, especially American League ones, can't throw a bat at anything and hit it.

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Columbus companies cut 850 jobs--my friends who worked at Victoria's Secret, Lane Bryant, and Abercrombie all lost their jobs :(

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What's your stress relief?

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hearing children outside:

"I just want to play cock with you!"

"cock?"

"cock!"

"Ok, let's play cock!"

"Emmy, where are you? I want to play cock!"

I...don't know what they're playing

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Happy White Wine Day!

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