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1) BOOKS vs BRICKS

2) 6AM is no problem for the WOKE

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UMIAMI. The UMAMI we’ve been waiting for. #CaliforniaFootballCuisine

[UMAMI stylized as UMiami]

[Oski holding fork and knife over a plate of Sebastian the Ibis and sitting under a “Chez Beast” sign stylized as Chez Panisse]

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Oct 2·edited Oct 2Liked by Avinash Kunnath

"Hello. My name is Fernando Mendoza.

You killed my conference. Prepare to die."

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Berkeley = Cal

Cal = Marshawn

Marshawn = Skittles

Skittles = Rainbow

Rainbow = LGBTQ+

LGBTQ+ = Woke

Woke = End of the World

Berkeley = End of the World! (or something more clever)

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I like “SCHOOL IS SUPPOSED TO BE HARD.” Also building on what others have said “THERE IS NO STANFURDIUM” or “THERE IS NO MIAMIUM.”

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#ICHOOSETHEBEAR

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Oct 1Liked by Avinash Kunnath

I think this one from Rex Volcano from over a year ago should be made into a sign.

https://www.reddit.com/r/berkeley/comments/17uspm9/spotted_on_stanford_campus_go_bears/

It has a picture of The Axe and it reads:

"Have you seen this axe?

[picture of The Axe]

It's not lost. Just wanted you to see it."

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Welcome to Meme-orial Glade, Gameday!

(rinse and repeat for California Meme-orial Stadium)

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Only speaking for myself, but I think all the sign ideas here should be officially available to all Cal fans!

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Unfortunately, doubtful I will make this game. Not saying my ideas are worthy of a sign, but if someone liked them (particulary the nobel laureate, did my own research idea) I'd have no objections to seeing someone else do them.

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PACC

PACIFIC ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE

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The Pacific Coast. The Other Atlantic Coast (like "Pork. The Other White Meat")

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"Welcome to the Atlantic Coast"

or "It's too early to be Woke #SleepyMobFootball"

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6 am!? I'm not A Woke yet #SleepyMobFootball

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Somebody may have suggested this, and if so, I’ll just add my vote:

The Calgorithm is Real.

Maybe with Oski Wearing Morpheus shades, but (a) keep it simple, and (b) the red pill blue pill thing is kind of backwards.

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Maybe two blue pills.

Maybe two blue pills, with one labeled Cal and the other labeled Berkeley.

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Oct 1·edited Oct 1Liked by Avinash Kunnath

@Newellbany & I went to Sky Bar the Thurs before Auburn and our team name for trivia there that night was: Our Pronouns Are “GO BEARS!”

That’s a good one. We cleaned house against overmatched SEC undergrads.

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Oct 1Liked by Avinash Kunnath

This Sign Was Made From Plant Based Materials

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I can’t come from TX. If y’all like my ideas, take em. I’ll be at Pitt!

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The best I can come up with is: “I like the ambiance and the decor” of Berkeley

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Oct 1Liked by Avinash Kunnath

You know it!

You tell the story!

U C L A pays Calimony!

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