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JoJoSungy's avatar

This Sign Was Made From Plant Based Materials

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JoJoSungy's avatar

I can’t come from TX. If y’all like my ideas, take em. I’ll be at Pitt!

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bearspot's avatar

"Hello. My name is Fernando Mendoza.

You killed my conference. Prepare to die."

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PawlOski's avatar

College Game Day at Cal, sponsored by UCLA

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bearspot's avatar

Paris 2024 Olympic Medal Count:

10. Germany - 33 medals

11. Canada - 27 medals

*12. CAL - 23 MEDALS*

13. New Zealand - 20 medals

14. Brazil - 20 medals

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JeriAnn May's avatar

Haven’t read all the comments yet, but as a Marketing person we should use this opportunity to address all the misconceptions people have about Cal and Football. So this could be classified into these categories:

1. We do care about football and show crowd size. And other ‘normal’ things done for a game by fans (yes we have more than 7 fans!). Our NIL somehow?

2. We have produced many successful pro Bears. Name some recent one, show the totals, use this as a recruiting opportunity. Maybe compare stats with pro football players vs Miami’s. Like do we have more pro bears this year than Miami?

3. Somehow show that we aren’t antifa/protesters/woke or whatever else negative label they choose. I don’t know how to do this and not be political, but we are smart enough to figure this out in 4 days!

Play up our strengths:

1. would highlight the #Calgorithm but explain it as national people may not understand! Shows we are fun too.

2. Play up stats on Nobel laureates, compare sat scores btw 2 schools, showcase #1 public U vs Miami’s #?, periodic table discoveries, our Olympic medals vs Miami’s (total/2024), showcase Ave salary of a Cal college grad vs a Miami one, etc

3. Our location - Memorial has beautiful, the campus, the view of SF/the Bay, but maybe college Gameday will already do this for us.

Just some of my thoughts…

Go Bears!!

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Nanerbot's avatar

Maybe an Obama crowd size sign, saying something like the "SEC has this weird obsession with crowd sizes."

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BFores's avatar

Omg pls make this

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Nanerbot's avatar

I'll be stuck in Oregon this weekend, so it will be up to someone else to make this a reality

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heyalumnigo's avatar

hahaha

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Peetyjay's avatar

"I did my own research" Carolyn Bertozzi, 2022 Nobel Laureate, Chemistry.

"I did my own research" Davd Julius, 2021 Nobel Laureate, Medicine.

"I did my own research" Reinhard Genzel, 2020 Nobel Laureate, Physics.

Meme across individual signs: blow up headshot of the Nobel Laureate with a word bubble, "I did my own research" then the name, year, and category for Nobel prize just below the headshot.

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azlefty's avatar

love this

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WilderThanGene's avatar

I'd like to see a tie-dyed Bill Walton cutout with a Pac 12 logo

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Peetyjay's avatar

I was going to write something about Bill Walton playing college BB with Cal gear and a word bubble saying "In Heaven, you get a redo."

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PawlOski's avatar

A picture of Bill + ACC The conference of champions.

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Andrew B's avatar

On the pac 12 broadcasts bill used to call Berkeley the cradle of civilization. Could be good for a sign.

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bearspot's avatar

"We are not going back!"

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Not. Ever.

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TKE Prytanis 79's avatar

double good!

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bearspot's avatar

One of my faves has been: “It just memes more.”

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Peetyjay's avatar

This is awesome. Cal Football, It just Memes More."

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Ananth Kasturiraman's avatar

Welcome to Meme-orial Glade, Gameday!

(rinse and repeat for California Meme-orial Stadium)

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

@Newellbany & I went to Sky Bar the Thurs before Auburn and our team name for trivia there that night was: Our Pronouns Are “GO BEARS!”

That’s a good one. We cleaned house against overmatched SEC undergrads.

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bearspot's avatar

I think this one from Rex Volcano from over a year ago should be made into a sign.

https://www.reddit.com/r/berkeley/comments/17uspm9/spotted_on_stanford_campus_go_bears/

It has a picture of The Axe and it reads:

"Have you seen this axe?

[picture of The Axe]

It's not lost. Just wanted you to see it."

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JoJoSungy's avatar

You know it!

You tell the story!

U C L A pays Calimony!

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AndDriveDriveDrive's avatar

I told my wife I would forgo this event and join her while she labors our first child on the condition he be named “Oski”. We are still in negotiations.

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CalBear91's avatar

Best wishes to her and your new child! It's a life changing event that you will look back on with fondness, even though it is rather traumatic!

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docsuess84's avatar

Some hills were meant to die on.

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Willis Chong's avatar

A few mildly uncreative things I thought of-

1. The old Tedford throwback of "whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE"

2. Remember the Emerald Bowl!

3. Miami v Cal: Hey, we both won against the SEC this year!

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bearspot's avatar

Emerald Bowl II: Even More Nuts!

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Willis Chong's avatar

Emerald Bowl II: Now at an actual football stadium!

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Ananth Kasturiraman's avatar

Sadly can’t make it to the game so I hope one of you geniuses brings this to life:

“Meme-y Vice”

Oski in a pastel suit driving a speedboat

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bearspot's avatar

Ooh nice. Digging the ephemeral nature here. How about Nando's head on Crockett's body and Ott on Tubb's body.

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Ananth Kasturiraman's avatar

Put Oski’s head on the prow of the speedboat and we have ourselves a masterpiece

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docsuess84's avatar

Shut up and take my money.

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Peetyjay's avatar

This is soooo good!!!!

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bearspot's avatar

BAM!

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