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Sep 5, 2023·edited Sep 5, 2023

BREAKING: the ACC presidents have voted unanimously to have 'Furd and Cal start each drive next year with a 3rd down and 30 from the ten yard line. Also, in conference games all injuries to Cal and 'Furd cannot result in subs. And, according to sources, since the Bears and 'Furd are in need of the national TV exposure, they have agreed to forego having any coaches travel with the team, in exchange for either Cal or 'Furd being featured by ESPN in the #1 ACC game of the week, once a month. And finally, perhaps the most amazing concession: Cal and 'Furd will accept media deal payouts of 70% less than all of the existing ACC members for at least half a dozen years.

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We didn't make the lifeboat rules and it was a choice of climbing in or slowly sinking to the bottom.

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“Drink, drank, drunk last night, drunk the night before, gonna get drunk tonight like I never got drunk before, for when I am drunk I’m as happy as can be, as I am a member of the ACC, so DRINK, tra la la, DRINK, tra la la….” Now, throw me a beer from the steep lawn of Bowles Hall, please.

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*Throws beer

Watch your head!

*singing

"Men of Bowles are gathered here together,

Toasting everything from girls to weather..."

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The fact that we set a new record for offensive snaps in the Wilcox Era with the new running clock rule change is wild

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Random observation after rewatching the game... It looks like the glossy blue helmets are back. I always hated the matte blue helmets we wore for the last 5-10 years and thought they didn’t match well with our unis.

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I actually really love the matte helmets 😅

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I always thought the matte helmets were too dark and looked like we were wearing black helmets over a blue jersey. Maybe it was just a bad color match. Either way I like the new helmets. It also doesn’t really matter as long as we WIN BABY :)

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I love the gold helmets from the Big Game last year. Since it’s a Goldout, maybe we’ll see them on Saturday. Undefeated in them so far.

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The gold helmets were sick!!

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I think it will be the gold jersey over blue pants and regular helmet. Just like Tennessee 2007

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Sep 5, 2023Liked by Nick Kranz

Thanks Nick! Enjoyed watching the game with you and the crew at Dokkaibier.

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Side note:

How long before Dabo Sweeney and the Clemson crew blame us (Calford-SMU) for their loss to Duke?

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The ACC is OURS.

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Dabo will be even more mad when Duke takes Clemson's SEC invite.

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That’s hilarious !

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Duke is up 21-7 against Clemson in the 4th quarter

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Clemson suddenly doing a 180 on the payout premium for success.

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Sep 5, 2023·edited Sep 5, 2023

The reactions of the North Texas fans. They sound like us when we are so negabears. Anyway they are saying even Cal writers didn't know Cal had a run game. I don't know what they are talking about because the only certainty coming into the season was Jaydn Ott.

https://youtu.be/doUgtcW2w98?si=Cnt8jvYlhv7YGXTa

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Watched some of the highlight plays but not the game film yet. As far as the o-line goes our best combo is RT Sessions RG Vatikanin C Driscoll LG Wykoff LT Barrett. This combo was fun to watch...that is some serious meat with attitude. Like I said, fun to watch them get after it.

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Another solid write up Nick. You are on a roll...

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How is it only Monday...while Nick closes out with that paragraph...

This is going to be a wild week.

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As I wrote earlier, if the Bears can show improvement from game to game, this could be a rewarding season for Cal. This weekend against an historically powerful SEC team may tell us a great deal. That said the performance against NTS was very gratifying. Fingers crossed.

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I WATCHED AUBURN BEAT THE FOURTH RANKED U.S. TEAM, ALABAMA. WILCOX NOW HAS MORE THAN HE'D LIKE WITH WHICH TO DEAL! JUST TO STAY EVEN IN THE GAME WITH AUBURN CAL MUST PLAY AT LEAST 20% BETER THAN AGAINST N.TEXAS. IF ANYTHING MORE IS NEEDED IT BETTER BE JUST SOME VERY LUCKY, UNEXPECTED, EVENTS FOR THE BEARS ON THE FIELD WITH AUBURN. GERBEAR

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UH AUBURN? DIDN'T PLAY BAMA; BAMA BEAT MIDDLE TENNESSEE.

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He's probably referring to a previous year. In fact, was it last year? I know 'Bama lost a few.

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HE'S TROLLING

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GERALD has been around a long time and is a Cal guy. E.L.E.

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He's no troll.

He was on the cheer squad during the Pappy Waldorf years.

Respect.

You're awesome GERBEAR

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I didn't know that! That's awesome!

GERBEAR may be the last one here to see Cal in the Rose Bowl. Not "to have seen" but last one of us to ever see due to all the changed circumstances.

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My apologies to the Old Blue. We are a diverse community and I myself have been accused here of being Polyanna.

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All good. Not everybody knows, but GERBEAR comes and goes.

And cap locks is kind of a troll look and it's a good guess. You're good. We're all Bears, here, mostly. It is important to be vigilante since we have been getting trolls, for sure.

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I HOPE I CAN STILL TROLL MESSAGE BOARDS WHEN I'M 94 KEEP IT UP GERALD!!!!

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Brilliant! er, BRILLIANT!!

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Thanks for the great write-up. Auburn is gonna be a really good early barometer.

I enjoyed the win -- and I am enjoying the sudden positive energy surrounding the program as of the ACC invite, and with more people DONATING. I don't take any of it for granted, but I can't help but take away very little from the North Texas game, other than feeling pretty good about the ability of our backups, and that we look MUCH BETTER COACHED on offense, albeit still an early work in progress -- BUT feeling equally NERVOUS about our defense and how much it might struggle with a suddenly up-tempo offense (that will undoubtedly have those quick 3-and-out stretches against our better opponents). What does the trade off end up looking like? Or do we really, finally, eventually, get the best of both worlds, after a decade+ of torment?

I appreciate Wilcox's willingness to change. But, the DOOM side of me thinks we end up with the same Wilcox end just by different means, and different and more intense flavors of highs and lows... Basically, higher scoring, higher variability, but same record. And that continues for the rest of his tenure.

The SUNSHINE side thinks, all bets are off, this is a new team, a new era, a new game -- as some others have suggested. And its going to be a FUN ride whatever the outcome.

Only time will tell, but we should get a very good sample this Saturday.

GO BAREZ

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We could be much improved over last year’s team and still have the same record because of how tough the schedule is. But that also might bode well for entering the ACC.

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Every team in the conference won, and had some unexpected positives, and pretty much exceeded expectations. It is going to be a very brutal (but entertaining and completive) conference. But Cal looks better positioned for that than they have in years.

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Excellent, thank you!

Indeed, see you Saturday, let's make it a rager!

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"Certain doom mongers..." Aw, shucks. I thought it would lead me to some off site pundits/bloggers who I find cavalier and dismissive.

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Sep 4, 2023Liked by Nick Kranz, Piotr Le

A true Cal writer always pokes fun at themselves

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Sep 4, 2023Liked by Nick Kranz

Great write up as always, Nick. NOW it feels like football is back….. One stat you forgot to touch on; we didn’t TURTLE when we got ahead in the 2nd half!!!! I was so proud of JW and Spav for sticking to the playbook (for the most part, until Mendoza came in…..). Fun!!!!!!

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Sep 4, 2023Liked by Nick Kranz

I'll second that. Excellent observations and thoughts Nick. You are the voice of reason when it comes to CAL football.

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Discrete is my middle name. Send it. ;-)

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I'd rather not send out my number on a public forum such as this. Do you not have my email address anymore? (Remember we went back and forth about our mutual friend Dave Bordessa). I don't want to put it on here for everyone to read, but if you have it then you can send to me via my personal email.

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Ahh, I meant to include that note as an example of a potential philosophy shift

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Last season Jack Plummer was running around on one leg and Kai Milner couldn't get a snap - having 3 QB options who can come in is already making me feel better.

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I'll always respect Plummer for the poise he showed. He never did get enough credit for how he played through what was basically a guaranteed beating every game.

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You won't find me writing or saying one negative word about Jack Plummer - but the poor dude got pummeled every game and we had a back-up who didn't look terrible in the half game he got to play.

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