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So much fertile ground with Florida's first drag queen governor Rhonda Santis going woke after Cal's visit!

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Identifies as Oscelot-litter box, perfect.

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Anyone wanna kick it with me and Rod Benson on Threads, I can’t with the Nazi pornbots on Twitter

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Threads is the same shit with less memes and more porn / OF bait.

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4 hrs agoLiked by Avinash Kunnath

This one is killing me.

"Must crush Capitalism!"

https://x.com/russcfox/status/1837298318902448174

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Such fun! Playing on the stereotype of Cal is both hilarious and a bummer. I wish there were more in the way of comparing Nobel Laureates and academic bona fides.

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3 hrs ago·edited 3 hrs ago

How about this: You use an animation of Brainiac shrinking and capturing the city of Kandor into a bottle. But replace Brainiac with Cal Nobel Prize winners, and of course replace Kandor with Calahassee!

https://www.deviantart.com/ropemastersecretspy/art/Capturing-Kandor-1078831022

Change Brainiac’s skin color from green to blue.

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Nah, that's just arrogant and what Stanford would do. This is nationally beloved because it's self-deprecating, unique, and absurd.

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Yes, something along the lines of university ranking, elitism, and such.

If we post some ideas here, will some artistic Bears come along a put something together?

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5 hrs agoLiked by Avinash Kunnath

A late entry from reddit, but one of my favorites.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cfbmemes/s/q3LNYjoGXs

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Love it!

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Epic!

Trash talk with a bite.

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These are all great, except you don't mess with Waffle House. That's as un-American as stealing a catalytic converter from a Wienermobile.

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Word! Or should I say "Weiner."

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Let's all say "Weiner"!

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Weiner! Weiner! Top Dog! I'll have a Hot, a Top and a Cal.

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Weiner!

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