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Any new Wilcox news? I'm too lazy to google him or look at Twitter.

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Yes there is.

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ESPN is reporting that Oregon is trying to hire Chip Kelly, which means we will start to hear тАЬWilcox to uclaтАЭ rumors soon after.

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Wilcox to FUCLA? No way. He is too low-key for that job. Hell, he takes BART to work! Does Wilcox strike you as a guy who loves to be in the news all the time? If he moves to LaLaLand, that is exactly what he will be dealing with. Most importantly, the LA schools demand flashy offenses filled with four and five star recruits. Does that sound like Wilcox to you?

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Not to me. Maybe he could get involved in TV commercials like Wyking Jones.

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Tinseltown for Wilcox? You heard it here first...

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Wilner needs those clicks

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No news but I did come up with the best way for Cal to proceed: first we encourage Oregon to hire Wilcox away. Then we poach him right back, THE VERY NEXT DAY. By doing this, we (1) maintain continuity in our program, (2) get a coach talented enough to be the head guy at an elite program, and (3) deliver a mind-fvck to the Ducks that will set them back a decade, paving the way for Cal to dominate the P12 North.

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"I'll have what he's having."

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