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Bummer. He was so bad. Good, we need the conference to be stronger. Meh, Go Bears!

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Good to know that the firing threshold is a 2 td loss to Stanford.

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So proud of our Cal Twitter shitposters/memelords for getting into this SFGate article: https://www.sfgate.com/collegesports/article/Fans-troll-USC-pretend-to-be-donors-16455558.php

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This platform doesn't support pictures. Unfortunate because it's a perfect time to take a last look at open-mouthed Clay the Bewildered

https://imgur.com/i6KHnSR

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Stanfurd ruins everything

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If nothing else, if opposing fans are disappointed that you fired your head coach, you should have fired your head coach a while ago.

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Well, losing to Stanford is rather unforgivable.

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The Jags play the Rams on December 5th. I have a feeling Urban will not be on the return fight to Florida.

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Tebow as OC.

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The difference between the haves and the have nots: "Helton ends his tenure as the USC head coach with a 46-24 record and 2-3 in bowl games. He also won the Pac-12 Championship & Rose Bowl in 2017, with 3 Pac-12 South Division titles in 2015, 2017, and 2020."

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I'm sad to see Helton go, but I'm trying to look on the bright side: with Helton gone, they'll finally be able to hire someone even worse.

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What's Buddy Teevens doing these days?

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Actually out of curiosity I checked - he's head coach at Dartmouth and has a combined 26-4 record in his last 3 years.

And his replacement Walt Harris, who was even worse at furd, has been out of coaching since 2010, when he was fired from Cal U (California University in Pennsylvania) after one year as offensive coordinator.

So I think Harris is a better candidate for SC.

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Tbh I get Harris and Teevens confused. I actually meant Harris haha

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Willingham and Neesheisel are both available.

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I will note that we lost to Willingham for a solid decade

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Randy Edsall is available.

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Maybe they'll wait for the FSU guy to become available.

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What’s Jay Norvell’s phone number?

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At what number does one drop the "just" x games in? My choice, if I were a writer, would be Five.

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Well this is a bit of surprise. I'd expected him to stay till end of season

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I guess losing to Furd was the end. Just imagine if he had lost to Cal again.

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He would’ve been fired on the sidelines.

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"Just imagine if he had lost to Cal again."

That was my dream.

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