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If I recall correctly, Ben Franklin once said "in this world nothing can said to be certain except death, taxes, and an Aussie punter at Cal"

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still no QB though? maybe Spav's going pure Wildcat on every play... as long as they're 'rebuilding', can they give Mendoza a chance to throw once a game, maybe twice? Lack of depth is a Wilcox calling card. But great, let's welcome another punter.

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But is he, uh, ambilegulas?

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Aussie guys are pretty tough, I bet one of these guys could be converted to starting guard on the OL.

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Cal, where punter battles are a thing!

In my book (correct me if I’m wrong) Millner is not gone until he announces another school. If I’m Spav (I’m not) I’m leaning on him pretty hard to stick it out in the new system.

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Hmmm, a Golden Hurricane. Hopefully no dribbled punts.

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Will hardly need a punter this year given how prolific our offense will be behind that outstanding quarterback....Um, what's his face.

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Dec 30, 2022·edited Dec 30, 2022

Punting can be winning....(per our chancellor)

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This means three and out......still waiting on the BEEF!

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Dec 29, 2022·edited Dec 29, 2022

He's going to collapse from overwork unless we start seeing some QB and OL announcements. But I do appreciate a good punter (and have a light pringle when I remember Ray Guy approximates Ray Punter for many punters).

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