"We've investigated ourselves and found we did a thing that was wrong that hurt Cal, but will not tell anyone publicly. Have a great day!"
If we're printing shirts, put me down for a "Cal 20, Notre Dame 17" since we'd have just kicked a routine field goal instead of thrown up a hail mary. But of course, parallel universes don't matter...
My T-Shirt will say:
"The Immaculate Encroachment
Cal v. Notre Dame
Turns out he wasn't even suspended. I guess it's tough to suspend an employee for doing exactly what they're instructed to do.
What is the tradeoff between said ref's lost wages from the suspension and the secret envelope he received for services rendered?
Also... unnamed official unofficially suspended AKA take a few weeks off on us as a thank you for being our scapegoat.
Gee thanks, that's real helpful guys.