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At this point, the site should only list players who are *still* at Cal; easier to keep track.

If the new punter has an arm, let him throw a few on 4th down. Maybe the DL can go 2-way, old-school?!

Srsly, Wilcox's inability to recruit depth is comical, like greek-tragedy level. I wonder if he confers w/ Fox on who sucks worse at his job, knowing that the feckless, incompetent AD won't get rid of either one of them?

"Hey Mark, it's Justin"

- "Sup?"

"Well ya know how you've lost almost every game? I feel bad about that, so I'll stop recruiting and let all my 2-deeps transfer out."

- "That's sweet, you'd do that for me?"

"Yeah sure, I do it all the time. It's not like Jim's going to drop us."

- "Hilarious, you right, you right"

"Done! Ok, catch ya later. Good luck against 'furd, ya know I've beaten them a couple times already."

- "Ouch. Well hope you enjoyed it cuz now that Taylor's there, you might not beat them again. Good talk, thanks for the assist" [hangs up before Wilcox can crack another joke about how Fox doesn't know the meaning of that word]

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