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A win is a win. But the ball should have been caught by the Wazzu receiver. That would have been horrific but no worse than than the Arizona Hail Mary

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Wazzu ran 97 plays to our 57. Usually when the other team runs 40 more plays, you get pummeled.

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and we beat the spread!

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What do CAL and Joe Biden have in common? You can never underestimate their ability to fuck things up. ;-)

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I want to celebrate, but don’t know how.

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Brilliant!

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Ott fumbled twice once for TD another to let them back in the game

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After watching that scintillating game replete with amazing defensive prowess and impressive offensive ingenuity - I'd like ANYONE to make the argument that Cal shouldn't be in the National Championship picture?

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Cal lost 3 fumbles and had no defense and yet won the game.

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sorry, Cal lost 2 fumbles, not 3.

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"even a broken clock is right twice a day"

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the game was a little backwards from the start. WE are supposed to be the ones who give up a long touchdown on a fumbled QB sneak that is ultimately the difference in the game..

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I wish other teams would just stay in their lane. Do what they do best...don't try to copy us.

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Had em right where we wanted em

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every defender wants a Pick, but the correct play is to spike the ball into the ground. (Back in the old days, Terry Donahue used to invite one of the volleyball coaches to practice to teach guys how to spike the Hail Mary.)

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Escaped with a win. Now fire Sirmon

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I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that our defense isn't good. Maybe I'm rushing to judgement but somehow I think we suck...

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Ulalave could have made that, too, a scoop and score!!!

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Done - let’s go cut down some trees!!!!

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Ulauve is a dude. But this coaching staff is hot garbage

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He belongs at Utah..

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They had many hands on that ball

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Refs have to suck the fun out of everything- even this win

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Not to mention the commentators...

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God was that stressful

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YEAH!!!!!

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Nov 12, 2023·edited Nov 12, 2023

Jeebus. Like pulling teeth, mine, to get this win.

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can breathe again

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Had it all the way

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HOLY GOD GET ME A HEART MONITOR

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how did we miss that sack? he literally ran into Cam Ward!!!

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Everybody Dance Now!!!!

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Yes - interception and no need to take a knee

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Dear Oski, please let us defend a single Hail Mary

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YES

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Cal missed an opportunity. A quick kick might have given Wazzup even worse field position.

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I was actually thinking about the Goff 3rd down punts at that moment, and fact that our punter at the time wore the same number as him. That funny little trickster Dykes.

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I’m having Arizona flashbacks

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This guy Mathers, any relation to Eminem?

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Jerry Mathers (Beaver Cleaver) grandson

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or Jerry?

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I’m not worried about beaver in this game.

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Who is a Bear, BTW.

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Go Hmmmm....

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Nov 12, 2023Liked by Rick Chen

We must believe (and yet prepare for the worst)!!!

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Gad. He’s not gonna miss twice if he has a chance

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Nov 12, 2023Liked by Rick Chen

I can’t watch. You know what the prevent defense does....

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I mean I liked it in theory... but probably with a different quarterback (a running one)...

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Nov 12, 2023Liked by Rick Chen

This is not good

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this team is comedy

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but no one is laughing

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Isn't cringe now a popular type of comedy?

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It's a new kind of experimental comedy

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< Pedro pascal laugh then cry.gif >

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😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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We called a time out to come up with that?

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Can the quarterback just run around for 30 seconds? Do somersaults or cartwheels? Maybe that will will throw them off a bit?

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Two hands Fernando!

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play action and dump to the TE

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Id call a flea-flicker

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I was going to say the same thing

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except increases chances of fumble.

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🤪

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A short, floating pass

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Do some extended rollouts without going too far backwards

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Wazzu kicker. Any relation to Sebastian?

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no relation. (I just looked it up)

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no

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What does it take for the refs to blow the whistle

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One first down to keep our bowl hopes alive. But maybe run it to the outside?

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Honestly - I keep thinking that ... if nothing else... it takes longer...?

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one more house call Jayden

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