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Remember Rachel Dolezal - the caucasian woman who self-identified as black and headed up the Spokane NAACP? Well, she changed her name and then got fired from being an after-school instructor in Tuscon because she was selling videos of her butthole on OnlyFans

https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/breaking-news-tucson-teacher-loses-job-over-onlyfans-account/article_33f938fa-cb6b-11ee-a52d-d34f5a6df6a6.html

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From Reddit:

“Doing interRachel porn”

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Well played, sir. Well played.

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it was a blast from the past

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DBD Street Journal

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Remember, simps. If it's free, you are the product.

https://gizmodo.com/your-ai-girlfriend-is-a-data-harvesting-horror-show-1851253284

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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There was this guy - who claimed to have dirt on Hunter Biden/Joe Biden/Burisma bribery. The GOP ran with it and it has been a huge part of the GOP/NewsCorp spin against Biden. A grand jury investigated him and found out that his pants were on fire. Guess what. He has been rewarded with a two count charge felonies of lying to the FBI. Congratulations!

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1758240350559240321

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Never let a simple fact check get in the way of a click-bait bonanza that won't blow up in your face until later.

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Fani Willis takes the stand as the Special Prosecutor Nathan Wade tries to prove conflict of interest. Since there was no money involved, Wade seems to trying to win the court of public opinion rather than a serious legal challenge.

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Trump is in court today regarding the record falsification related to the Stormy Daniels hush money to request that the case to be dismi... Jesus, that was fast.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/15/trump-in-new-york-courr-for-stormy-daniels-hush-money-case-hearing-.html

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Update: Trump's criminal trial will start March 25th. This is the first of three criminal cases - this one related to 34 Class E (lowest) felony counts of falsification of business records related to a cover up of paying hush money to Stormy Daniels. Trump Organization-related people are 0-for-2 going before Judge Juan Merchan. Trump is likely to lose, but the penalties are likely to be mild - like weeks in jail and/or probation. The big ones is the Georgia case.

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Shooting at the Chiefs celebration parade

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post fail. I wanted to post under "Pro" but then again, it's valid

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There is an interesting video of two guys tackling a guy at the parade. You can see a woman move a long-gun away from the scuffle. Two people acted. One woman helped. A dude got his son to the sideline, jumped up to escape but then changed his mind and turned around to help. One dipshit teen tried to film and needs a stern talking to.

https://twitter.com/FFB_Fanatics/status/1757872459905225087

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Season tickets for life for this couple.

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"where are the cops" well exactly

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[Pro-Trump PAC]: "The election was stolen in Georgia and we have proof! Lemme file this filing with the Georgia Secretary of State"

[Georgia Secretary of State]: "Prove it. In court"

[Pro-Trump PAC, in court]: "We got nothing"

https://apnews.com/article/georgia-elections-true-vote-ballot-stuffing-199113b47bc2df79c63fdf007cd23115

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PRO

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Once again, the Warriors blow a 4th quarter lead against the Clippers. Norman Powell makes 3 back breaking 3s and Klay, wtf are you doing? Either he thought they Warriors had a foul to give, or he though there were < 24 seconds left on the clock.

https://www.goldenstateofmind.com/2024/2/14/24073600/steph-curry-unable-stop-warriors-collapse-lose-clippers-steph-curry-klay-thompson-brandin-podiemski

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Klay Thompson and Andrew Wiggins are absolutely killing the W’s…just killing them. This is what Wiggins has done for all but a 6-week stretch of his career in the 2022 playoffs. But it’s just really sad to see from Klay.

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Klay Thompson and Andrew Wiggins are absolutely killing the W’s…just killing them. This is what Wiggins has done for all but a 6-week stretch of his career in the 2022 Playoffs. But it’s just really sad to see from Klay.

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i was hoping that the W's had turned a corner and were on their way to more consistent play and not blowing late leads ...

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It was really looking like it until this game . . .

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Lakers Spencer Dinwiddie's contract give him a bonus of $1 if they win a championship.

https://sports.yahoo.com/spencer-dinwiddies-lakers-contract-includes-massive-1-bonus-for-nba-title-win-162323754.html

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Mortimer and Randolph Duke are probably involved

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Punch an opponent during a game, that's a flagrant foul and an ejection.

Punch an opponent before a game, that's a civil citation

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39527571/suns-drew-eubanks-says-pistons-isaiah-stewart-punched-pregame

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The Athletics - after nuking their relationship with Oakland and their lease at O.Co expiring at the end of this season - will have more formal discussions today about perhaps a lease extension of 3 years. How about you go have violent carnal relations with yourself, John Fisher (Stanford MBA).

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39520315/exiting-meet-oakland-interim-home

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S E L L _ _ T H E _ _ T E A M.

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DBD AV CLUB

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Anyone watch The Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix, a Mike Flanagan vehicle?

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ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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"Pretty soon, [The Rose Bowl] will be full again" - Electronic Arts, predicting that UCLA will only sell out games in video game format

https://twitter.com/easportscollege/status/1758159742109671874?s=46&t=ItrXCVoJuXobTS-xQmmtQQ

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SEC to move to a 9 game conference season, reducing the number of cupcakes they schedule mid-season. [Looks at calendar and sees - among other things - Maine @ Oklahoma in Week 10]

https://www.on3.com/news/texas-athletics-director-chris-del-conte-confirms-sec-progressing-toward-nine-game-conference-schedule-by-2026-season/

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[Canzano] Other Pac-12 aD: Kliavkoff killed off the Pac-12 by not standing up to Utah's bonkers $50m/year demand

https://www.johncanzano.com/p/canzano-door-closing-on-george-kliavkoffs

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It was Utah's bonkers demand? I thought it was ASU's bonkers demand. I can understand bonkers coming from ASU, but not so much Utah.

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It was the Utah President, IIRC.

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UCLA puts its student section behind opposing bench and also in kinda shitty seats

https://twitter.com/latbbolch/status/1757889669755498498?s=46

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The large majority of FBS schools have their Student section in the end zones or near them, not straddling the midfield stripe as Cal does.

I'm guessing that the Big Ten does not have a rule against placing Student section(s) in close proximity to the opponent's bench. The Pac-12 required that the student section could NOT be behind the opponent's bench.

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Does it matter if students by and large don’t even show up to the Rose Bowl?

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Oh, I wouldn't go there.

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Detroit Mercy beats IUPUI 81-66 for their first victory of the season after going winless in its first 26 game this season. Their fans rush the court. Check that. Fan. One guy.

https://twitter.com/DetroitMercyMBB/status/1757952053706727797

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I want to hang out with that guy, he seems fun. Go Detroit Mercy!

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There may not be much mercy in Detroit.

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CAL

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[WBB] Bears Look To Knock Off No. 3 Stanford

https://calbears.com/news/2024/2/14/bears-look-to-knock-off-no-3-stanford.aspx

The California women's basketball team (15-10, 5-8 Pac-12) will look to upset No. 3 Stanford (22-3, 11-2) when it takes on the Cardinal Friday at 7 p.m. PT at Maples Pavilion in Palo Alto. This marks the 101st all-time meeting between the programs with Stanford holding a 79-21 series lead.

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[MSOC] Cal Men’s Soccer Adds Trio

https://calbears.com/news/2024/2/14/mens-soccer-cal-mens-soccer-adds-trio.aspx

BERKELEY – The California men's soccer team added a trio of new Golden Bears – Griffin Gustafson, Beau Morrison and Alex Robb – to its top-10 recruiting class, head coach Leonard Griffin announced.

Top Drawer Soccer ranked the class – which includes previously announced Cal newcomers, Kieran Bracken Serra, Joe Chalwin, Arseni Metelista, Alfredo Ortiz, Eli Wachs and Malcolm Zalayet – as the ninth-best recruiting class in the nation.

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[MBB] Bears Take On Cougars In Pullman

https://calbears.com/news/2024/2/14/mens-basketball-bears-take-on-cougars-in-pullman.aspx

BERKELEY – The California men's basketball team is back on the road this week and will face Washington State on Thursday night in Pullman. The Golden Bears (10-14, 6-7 Pac-12) will go for their first regular-season sweep of the Cougars since 2019-20 when they clash at 7 p.m. PST in Beasley Coliseum.

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[FH] 12 Bears Earn HFHCA Academic Squad Honors

https://calbears.com/news/2024/2/14/field-hockey-12-bears-earn-hfhca-academic-squad-honors.aspx

BERKELEY – Four-time honorees Kiki de Bruijne, Claire Hind, and Sabine Hommes were among the 12 California field hockey players named to the 2023 NHFCA Academic squad, as announced by the NFHCA on Wednesday morning.

The NFHCA National Academic Squad program, sponsored by OPA Winning Teams, honors collegiate student-athletes who have achieved a cumulative grade-point average of 3.5 or higher through the first semester of the current academic year, and were nominated by their NFHCA member coach.

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Go Bears!!!

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[WLAX] Cal loses 9-6 to Le Moyne. Le Moyne Dolphins from De Witt. Not ringing a bell? Ended last year ranked #4 in FCS. Wait until Cal has to play in the ACC next season where 7 of the ACC members are top 25 FBS teams.

https://twitter.com/CalWLax/status/1758220476055482383

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Dairy

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Everybody, drink milk and eat pizza! I work in the dairy industry so need to stay in business.

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whenever i talk to my farmers market guy about drinking "oat milk" he says that "there is no milk in oats or almonds. only animals can produce milk"

he does have exceptionally good milk products and meat.

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I honestly don't know if human need to drink real milk. Dairy milk is one of the most inefficient products you will ever see. So much cost goes into making milk. If there's an alternative source it should be favored.

However I am selfish and I need my job.

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I milk dairy products for all they're worth. They're butter than nothing. I hope those puns didn't cheese you off.

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those are all good. however, for me, i could live w/o all of them except cheese.

in fact the non-dairy substitutes for all the others are pretty reasonable, especially ice cream.

at home i buy mostly oat milk ice cream to ensure that my wife doesnt eat it all and there is something in the freezer the once or twice a week i feel like having some.

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Cabot cheese is lactose free

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The more aged a cheese is, the less lactose it will have. In general, harder and sharper cheeses are safe for the lactose intolerant.

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good to know. i like Cabot

and we have a lactose intolerant child

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