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SGBear's avatar

Which celebrity do you think you look like? Okay to mash-up various people

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I did look like Dean Cain. Now I'm sliding toward Pat Morita.

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MoriBear's avatar

how the mighty have fallen!

(altho, Dean Cain himself has fallen. so maybe you look like current-day Dean Cain?)

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O.Overall's avatar

In my 20s and 30s I got Jason Biggs all the time and it annoyed me. Now I get Nathan Fielder and find myself missing the Biggs days!

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dcblue's avatar

Forrest Gump. I get hollered at regularly when on a run. In terms of real people, I have been mistaken for Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead.

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FiatSlug's avatar

I have been told I look like Will Clark. And I did, except that his eyes are brown and mine are blue.

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MoriBear's avatar

do you normally wear eyeblack? and make a Neuschler(sp?) face?

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FiatSlug's avatar

No, to both. Especially the Nuschler face. I'm not quite that intense.

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Oski Disciple's avatar

Matt Damon.

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MoriBear's avatar

really?

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In my 20s – when I had hair – I'd get chris Elliott. but nobody ever got his product pitching correct. Hey, are you the Cheetos guy? hey are you the Tostitos guy (or Doritos...whichever one he didn't do)

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Back in my younger days, I got Billy Baldwin more than once…this was around the Flatliners/Backdraft/Sliver/Fair Game films…basically, my peak years in the early ‘90’s.

It’s been a slow but steady decline ever since….

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SGBear's avatar

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Crumbling bridge. Local pilots steer containership into Baltimore's FSK Bridge - mass casualties feared.

https://www.kxan.com/news/national-news/cargo-ship-hits-baltimores-key-bridge-collapsing-it-and-sending-vehicles-into-the-water/

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PRO

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The biggest upset in sumo history has happened. Literally the lowest ranked sumo wrestler has won his debut in the top division tournament

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/mar/25/emperors-cup-grand-sumo-tournament-japan-mikiya-ishioka-takerufuji-results-victory

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MoriBear's avatar

catch up, man...that was a couple of days ago! ;-)

it was a weak-ish field – terunofuji (Yokozuna/grand champion) pulled out due to injury and a lot of the other high-ranked wrestlers underperformed. but even with that, there were still lots of higher-ranked wrestlers between him and the championship.

going to the first "regional tour" (between the main bashos) event on Sunday at ise-jingu. hopefully he'll be there basking in the glory!

I'll have to make a sign to hold up!

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SGBear's avatar

League investigating player leaves due to gambling allegations. Not that one.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39808900/nba-eyes-raptors-jontay-porter-betting-issues

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SGBear's avatar

Diamondbacks' game called after 6 innings on account of rain. At an indoor stadium.

https://arizonasports.com/story/3544976/chase-field-rain-weather-ends-diamondbacks-guardians-game-early/

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Hawks - down 30 points midway through the 2nd, come storming back to snip the Celtics winning streak. Strangely enough, the Hawks will play the Celtics again in 2 days.

https://www.espn.com/nba/game/_/gameId/401585662/celtics-hawks

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O.Overall's avatar

….in a prepared statement that he read off a piece of paper at a press conference at which he accepted no questions

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Justbear's avatar

It's okay. Ohtani is going to play, but Seiya Suzuki is going to have a better season than him. He hit two more homers yesterday.

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O.Overall's avatar

He’s been on fire! My worry about the Cubs is starting pitching; would be nice to sign Montgomery but I think ownership wants to stay under the tax. Right now we have Steele and Imanaga and then a bunch of meatballs, unless one of the pitching prospects (mainly Horton) gets a call up.

I see Cubs-Dodgers are opening next year in Japan

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Btw I think a big reason ppl are so gun shy on spending this offseason is because of how disastrous the Mets’ season was last year after spending big. If Dodgers win this year after spending big, I think it may be a bonanza next offseason

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SGBear's avatar

CAL

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Oski Disciple's avatar

Go Bears!!!

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dcblue's avatar

I went for one last run around the cherry blossoms this morning. I saw an older.guy wearing a knit hat with script Cal. Gave him a Go Bears and got a smile but otherwise no reply.

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SGBear's avatar

I went for a run /

Around the cherry blossoms /

I saw a Cal hat.

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HeyStudentsBears's avatar

maybe if the people ever revolt against SGBear's stupid polls, you can start w/ a daily Cal themed haiku ...

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i was there checking out the cherry blossoms last night!

it was not wearing a Cal hat.

it was a very pleasantly warm evening for this time of year.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/mojDkLeG4Bkhc5ku5

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dcblue's avatar

I know that view. Think I’ve taken that same picture before.

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SGBear's avatar

DBD AV CLUB

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SGBear's avatar

Feds raid Diddy's two homes simultaneously. There are allegations of sex trafficking.

https://www.foxla.com/news/la-home-raided-by-homeland-security

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O.Overall's avatar

What a nut. You are a gazillionaire, life is like a video game, and you do this????

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MoriBear's avatar

I think that someone has already brought up 3-body problem. quite good, and watched E5 (judgement day) last night and it was amazing!

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ELSEWHERE IN COLLEGE

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[WBB] Iowa - D1's high-scoring team - only scored 6 points in the 2nd and had only a single score from the field in 4th and still won thanks to WVU's foul trouble and Hawkeye's solid free-throw shooting

https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/boxscore/_/gameId/401637588

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HeyStudentsBears's avatar

the Caitlin Clark show rolls on.

WVU played really good defense in 4th Q. CC only scored from free throw line in the 4th Q, i believe. still finished w/ 30+ points and broke the single season D1 scoring record.

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POLL

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FiatSlug's avatar

Okay, I get it now.

One other thing about that song. I know it's old because it references Datsuns. That brand was discontinued in 1986 and wasn't resurrected until 2013. I once had a Datsun 510 wagon.

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SuperGuy's avatar

Great poll! I pringled by “Billy” and LOLed at “plain ugly”

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FiatSlug's avatar

Other options -

Will

Willy

Liam

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Strut’88's avatar

Plus Guillermo, Memo.

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MoriBear's avatar

is the Memo in the show Acapulco short for Guillermo? never knew where it came from

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OSKI DISCIPLE’S TRIVA FUN, A DAILY DBD FEATURE

Entomologists believe that as many as forty per cent of all male bees are nicknamed Buzz.

(All trivia verified by the International Trivia Foundation.)

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HeyStudentsBears's avatar

Buzz is short for William, i think

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MoriBear's avatar

was trying to find a clip from Top Secret where Nick (Val Kilmer) says that his dad thought of his name while shaving.

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Matt's avatar

Try Top Secret! (with the exclamation point).

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MoriBear's avatar

wasn't a problem with finding TS! clips...just couldn't find that one

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forgot that it was part of the I Know a Little German scene

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Matt's avatar

lots of gags in that movie...it's been a while since I've seen it; I'm due for a review

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