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What was the breed of the dumbest dog you ever met?

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My dad had an Irish setter at one point and that dog was as smart as a box of rocks.

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Irish Springer Spaniel. Good lord, "Moto" was dumb as a rock.

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Spaniel, belonged to my college girlfriend and her family. Of course, I didn't see the inherent warning when she thought it was funny that she could get the dog so focused on begging for treats that it could be induced to overbalance while tracking the treat, so who was the actual dumb dog in this story

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Pickleball

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We used to play paddle tennis as kids up at the Lair every summer, tho I’ve never played pickleball...wondering what the difference is...

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paddle tennis (as i understand it) is on a raised platform so it is good for snowmelt in the northeast. also, i think the ball can bounce off the nets and still be in play, sort of like racquetball

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Basically same but a pickleball is like a wiffle ball

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My aunt, who has never done any thing sort of physical activity in her life, all of a sudden at her retirement community plays pickleball 3 days a week.

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Well, that's kinda odd.

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Sep 29, 2022·edited Sep 29, 2022

When I was a kid, my next door neighbors were this elderly lesbian couple. They were chain smokers but they loved pickleball and would let my brothers and I play on the court in their yard whenever we wanted. Such a fun game! If my yard was bigger I would totally get a court put in

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honestly it's been years since I've heard anything about pickleball (I've never played it) and all of a sudden it's everywhere.

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my theory is that they used the small nets to teach kids and the coaches decided to invent a sport for adults who cant otherwise run around

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My theory is that they wanted quasi tennis that could fit into smaller spaces, like suburban backyards. I grew up with a Pickleball court.

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I think a mutual friend of HSB and myself had a pickleball court in his backyard. And I've seen from faceypages that another mutual friend goes to the nationals for old guys our age.

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i dont think i ever played pickleball on that court. probably just volleyball and basketball.

there were an incomprehensible number of lines on that court!

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I thought you and I played there with them once or twice.

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Something Puerto Rican

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Pastelitos- so delicious!

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Rita Moreno

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Amarillos. Deep fried over-ripe plantains until they are all sticky inside.

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Study: People who can afford 3 cups of coffee a day have better healthcare & diets.

https://www.insider.com/coffee-good-for-you-3-cups-day-longer-lifespan-study-2022-9

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I've always wondered about the definition of a "cup" of coffee. Is it 8 fl. oz, which equals a cup (volume)? Or is it something else, like the 5 oz. of water that yields 4 oz. of brewed coffee?

If it's the 4 oz. of brewed coffee, then I get most of my 3 cups before I leave the house.

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Jim never has a second cup at home!

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Jim never vomits at home!

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“Get ahold of yourself.”

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I drink 3 at home, you know, when I wake up, before I go anywhere.

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Do you mean buy 3 cups or have 3 cups at home? Because I think people that can afford to buy 3 cups a day can afford to have a better diet.

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i am currently at about 2-3 per day. it wasnt good when i was in the 4-5 range.

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Weather

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Ian

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Sep 29, 2022·edited Sep 29, 2022Author

Why Ian's effects are so catastrophic

https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/09/as-a-meteorologist-hurricane-ian-is-the-nightmare-storm-i-worry-about-most/

As a forecaster you worry about three primary threats from hurricanes—strong winds, storm surge, and inland rainfall.

Usually a hurricane brings one or two of these threats to a region, but not typically all three. For example, in the Houston region during my lifetime here, we have seen extreme rainfall from Hurricane Harvey, in 2017, and a powerful storm surge from Hurricane Ike in 2008. But Harvey didn't really bring serious wind or surge into the Houston area, and while Ike had some damaging winds, most of the city did not see hurricane-force conditions.

Ian is a monster that will bring all three threats into Southwest Florida with devastating effect.

The National Hurricane Center now forecasts a storm surge of 12 to 16 feet from Englewood to Bonita Beach, Florida. The large wind field associated with Ian will destroy structures along the Western Florida coast and likely knock electricity offline to one-half or possibly two-thirds of the state. Because Ian is moving slowly, and expected to slow further as its steering currents weaken, it will deluge the state. Nearly the entire Florida peninsula is at risk for flash flooding, with a large chunk of the middle of the state, including Tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville, and the Space Coast, at a "high" risk of flash flooding.

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What's stronger, a door and frame meant to resist humans or the ocean?

https://twitter.com/GarbageFiesta/status/1575235308416704514

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after an earthquake, you never see rubble, doorway, rubble, doorway, rubble, doorway. Some comedian in the early 80s I saw on Comedy Tonight.

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r/AbruptChaos

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I shouldn't be surprised by the sheer volume of videos Floridians acting like Floridaman, but...

https://twitter.com/IanFootage/status/1575195528685834246

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"Hey, lightning does strike twice!", says excited woman up higher than the strike on a wet balcony next to a metal railing.

https://twitter.com/Saintjohnbutler/status/1575248028482654208

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Hopefully that was Ron DeSantis' house

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Ukraine/Russia

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Russian unmanned mine clearing vehicle works... once.

https://mobile.twitter.com/UAWeapons/status/1575454077823090688

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Fourth leak develops on Nordstream.

Russians say Americans smelt it, so they dealt it

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63071552

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Putin to announce tomorrow that they are annexing four Ukrainian provinces. He is also expected to move the goalposts announcing that he is just defending Russia rather than trying to take over all of Ukraine. Even Serbia doesn't recognize the four provinces' elections.

https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-09-29-22/h_bd1f52cec426a26fa6926ac2ec0357fe

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Favorite sibling

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Siblings? I like them both!

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I only have one sibling, so I guess she wins by default.

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i have a favorite sister-in-law (1 of 2) that i get along w/ particularly well. we have driven long distances together, gone on backpacking and photography trips, talked late into the night about extra-terrestrial life, gotten drunk countless times, etc.

only one sibling .. so not a legit concern for me

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Sep 29, 2022·edited Sep 29, 2022

Not going there.

EDIT: Saying that one has a favorite sibling strikes me as similar to saying one has a favorite child. I will not say that any of my siblings are less important to me than another, even if one or another has given me cause to feel that way.

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My step-sister is my favorite sibling because she isn't my brother.

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DBD AV Club

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Andor keeps getting better and better. Loving the addition of the ISB/Corsucant characters, especially Dedre.

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Yeah, quite enjoyed it, so much different than any other SW stuff.

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It definitely feels like a less Star Wars-y type of story

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Truth, darker

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The opening scene of the first episode felt very much like it was set in Bladerunner.

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havent started watching yet. no good reason

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PRO

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not an exciting update. my cousin's bday party in Boston got cancelled because she is sick, so my quest to see my first game at Fenway still remains a quest ...

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A's lose to the Angels, 4-1

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Giants make you feel better about things, win

https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2022/9/28/23377955/giants-rockies-recap-shelby-miller-joc-pederson-sean-hjelle

The San Francisco Giants beat the Colorado Rockies 6-3 on Wednesday night. I could talk about the game a bit, and in a roundabout way, I will. I could talk about how the Giants have now won eight of their last nine games, but I don’t know how many more words I can say on that. Doesn’t really need expanding.

Here’s what I actually want to talk about: 2023. Because, despite technically having a case of the Still In This Things, the Giants are playing for 2023. They’re playing to figure some things out.

One of those things to figure out is the bullpen, which struggled for much of this season. But a funny thing happened to the bullpen: as the Giants shuffled through things, DFA’ing disappointing players like Jake McGee and José Álvarez, and optioning subpar performers like Sam Long and Zack Littell, they started to find the buttons that worked.

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Dodgers break record behind Urias’ dominant performance

https://www.truebluela.com/2022/9/28/23378150/dodgers-break-record-urias-dominant-performance

They’ve done it folks. The 2022 Dodgers have put together the strongest regular season in franchise history, winning their 107th game of the regular season. Behind yet another dominant performance from Julio Urias, the Dodgers escaped with a 1-0 extra-inning victory.

There was one very common theme in this game; the Dodgers struggled mightily with runners in scoring position, and it began in the very first inning. Mookie Betts led off the game with a double before advancing to third base on an error and found himself stuck on third with two outs and the bases loaded after walks to Freddie Freeman and Max Muncy. Joe Musgrove struck out Joey Gallo to escape the early jam. Three runners stranded.

After stranding two more runners in the second, the Dodgers next best opportunity to get on the scoreboard came in the fifth inning. Mookie led off the inning with his second hit of the game, and once again, with two outs and the bases loaded following a walk to Freeman and a Muncy hit by pitch, Gallo found himself at the plate with the bases loaded.

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Are Gallo and Kimbrel going to make the postseason roster?

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If Kimbrel does, it'll be in a non-high leverage situation.

Gallo still plays good D but man he strikes out a lot. Which is what he did with the Yankees. Without Gallo, the OFs are Klay's brother, CT3, Bellinger, and Betts. IF are JT, TT, Muncy, FF, Lux, Hanser. Will Smith and Barnes catching. so that's 12 which I think leaves one more spot. Not sure there is another position player they'd bring up to replace him.

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Looks like they're trying to see if Vargas can make the move in the last week. I guess it's his offense vs Gallo's defense and experience.

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Starters: Urias, Kershaw .. . Anderson and maybe Heany or May?

Bullpen: Chris Martin R, Graterol R (Set-up), Vesia L (Closer?), Phillips R, Kahnle R, Phillips R, Price L (Long), Almonte R

So remaining spot would be Kimbrel Grove or Ferguson and Ferguson's another leftie.

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You have Phillips twice.

I don't think they'll do a "defined" closer. They'll have Philips be the most high leverage situation, then match up and work from there.

I think Heaney could end up being a long man out of the bullpen.

Even though Ferguson struggled his last couple, I think he'll be there.

Don't think May will be ready.

Maybe piggyback Gonsolin and Heaney, if Catman is ready.

Vesia can pitch effectively to both R and L so I think they don't care as much about handedness with him.

I don't think Treinan will be in the NLDS.

Which probably means Kimbrel is there because I don't think they bring up Grove or Peipot.

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Roger Maris ties Aaron Judge for most HR in the AL despite being 7 inches shorter and 85 pounds lighter.

https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1575292465384398848

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Still not close to passing Bonds.

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DOESN'T COUNT!

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I saw it with my own eyes, it counts.

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Maris also hit 61 HRs in 31 more ABs than Judge. Or so I heard a Bay Area sportscaster say.

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The frequency of intentional walks has changed dramatically in the interim.

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Chicago Bears turn their Twitter account over to Dick Butkus. It goes as expected as if you gave Twitter to a 79 year old.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/bears-dick-butkus-twitter-account-fail-expected

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The New York Escobars beat the Marlins

https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1575314376902557698

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Aaron Judge hits #61

https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1575292465384398848

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If Ohtani gets 15 wins and 40 HRs, should Judge still be MVP? (Currently 14 wins and 34 HRs)

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How about this guy letting a multi-million dollar ball bounce off his glove

https://twitter.com/MPsMP4s/status/1575293880102182913

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I've been trying to catch as many of his ABs as possible and got to see this one. Chilling to watch. Looking forward to #62. It's cool that Maris Jr. has been following him around.

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I don’t really get all the excitement at all and just feel like it’s an attempt by MLB to marginalize Bonds and white wash the sport further.

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It's fine to have excitement. It's just that Judge is going for the AMERICAN LEAGUE record, not the Major League one.

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I think they're trying to marginalize the steroid generation, not Bonds specifically. Bonds, Sosa, McGwire.

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I think there are enough witnesses, and enough of them on tape, to confirm all those balls actually sailed out of the ball park, whether anyone at MLB likes it or not.

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So you're OK with the Asstrisks championship in 2017?

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Sep 29, 2022·edited Sep 29, 2022

You think steroid use is entirely overblown, then?

I'm not looking to have an argument. I'm just wanting to understand your perspective.

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I agree with this. Related but out of the blue - Bud Selig was easily the worst Commissioner of Major League Baseball. And that's saying a lot since it also includes the like of Bowie Kuhn!

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Pretty amazing that he got within 12 of the home run record. Good for him!

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I had been watching his last 4 or 5 games but didn't watch last night. Heard in the middle of the game that he hadn't hit one and didn't turn it on. He can thank me.

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Same. I'm glad it was airing live on MLB Network last night. And they'll be on MASN all weekend since they're playing the O's.

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Per a U Chicago poll, five percent of Americans believe that deadly force is justified to return Donald Trump as President. Included in that 5% is 3% of Democrats.

https://d3qi0qp55mx5f5.cloudfront.net/cpost/i/docs/CPOST-NORC_Support_for_Political_Violence_Survey_0922_Topline.pdf

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How many of the deadly force wack jobs are also willing to lie about their political affiliation?

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How many felt deadly force is justified to prevent Donald Trump returning to the Presidency?

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Clarence Thomas failed to report over two-thirds of a million dollars of Ginni's income on his taxes

https://www.newsweek.com/clarence-thomas-wife-ginni-680k-side-income-1747449

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well that is awkward

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This man and his crazy wife can’t die soon enough.

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Didn't report on his financial disclosure statement. If he failed to report on his taxes I think there'd be more consequences and news.

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that's (not) shocking

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ND Gov. Noem used the state's plane so she could see her son go to his HS prom

https://www.thedailybeast.com/south-dakota-governor-kristi-noem-under-investigation-for-jetting-to-personal-events-on-a-state-plane

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well, she had to even out the stuff she did to advantage her daughter

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Remember when there was a rumor that Trump asked for the USS John McCain to be moved out of sight when he visited Japan because he despised its namesake so much and he later publicly denied it? A guy did a FOI request after it and he just got the response. Of course it was the truth.

https://twitter.com/JasonLeopold/status/1575281027525713920

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if it seems too petty / stupid / racist to be true, with that guy it almost always is

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Guys, I'm starting to think ole Trump isn't that smart.

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Remember when Robert Kraft got caught in a sting at a Florida rub-and-tug? And later, it was discovered that the owner was a big Florida madam and yuge Trump supporter, publishing tons of selfies with the Orange Julius. And then it came out that she was likely violating donation laws. Well, the FEC decline to prosecute her as the half-split DEM/GOP committee didn't get a majority to vote to prosecute. That makes it 53-0. No votes by the Board to go against any Trump supporters. What are the odds? I guess Trump is just lucky.

https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/investigations/article266420016.html

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Trump objects to Special Master Dearie asking him to verify list. Trump has 8 more days to comply with Dearie.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/trump-objects-verifying-list-property-seized-florida-estate-court-filing-2022-09-29/

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MTG's husband also thinks she is insufferable, files for divorce.

https://www.businessinsider.com/rep-marjorie-taylor-greenes-husband-files-for-divorce-2022-9

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things are going to get crazy at the local CrossFit now

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Elsewhere in college

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ICYMI: FCS Stephen F. Austin got housed by J'ville St 42-17 and LA Tech 52-17. The solution? Play NAIA Warner and their terrible secondary. SFA won 98-0.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401420864

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The payday game process rolls downhill level to level. I understand the economics issues, but it often does more harm than good, unless your are involved with the revenue black hole program that ceases to exist without it.

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Northwestern plans to build a new stadium for $800m

https://twitter.com/UnnecRoughness/status/1575313592752250881

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Also, my daughter is super happy about this.

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For only 35,000? At least it will get closer to full.

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College attendance has been in decline for years. I imagine that trend will continue for the majority of schools.

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Looks great, but that's a ton of money to spend for a stadium that will struggle to fill up all those seats.

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Not that that consideration was a consideration when Cal did their stadium project. (The ton of money for an empty stadium part, not the looks part.)

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That was not in consideration because the *reduced* capacity of Cal memorial v2.0 was *less* than what Cal was drawing during the height of the Tedford era. The clear expectation was that Cal would continue to draw crowds in excess of 60K after the renovated stadium debuted.

Too bad it didn't happen.

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I want to point out that $800 million is 90% greater than $421 million. And the Northwestern project almost certainly does not have to design for seismic forces.

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But what is that in todays dollars and with inflation?!?

Thanks Obama and Bidenflation!

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Good. Ryan field is a dump

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CAL

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Alex Morgan not on the USWNT for the friendlies against England and Spain.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-states-usaw/story/4756539/uswnt-roster-for-englandspain-matches-headlined-by-crystal-dunn-returnalex-morgan-absence

The return of Portland Thorns defender Crystal Dunn highlights the 24-player roster selected by United States women's national team manager Vlatko Andonovski for matches against England and Spain, though a knee injury has prevented San Diego Wave forward Alex Morgan from taking part.

The U.S. will play the Lionesses on Oct. 7 at London's Wembley Stadium, followed by the Spain match four days later at the El Sadar Stadium in Pamplona. Andonovski will name 23 players to suit up for each of the matches.

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Cal Men's and Women's Golf to take on Stanford in the Big Match. https://twitter.com/CalMensGolf/status/1575519982938513408?s=20&t=JsrDDWBZjYOBgeKxuB-BUA

Is this a new format that I just missed over the few years? Seems pretty cool!

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Cal football trivia fun fact. Sponsored by Pan American Airlines.

In Cal’s 21-6 victory over Washington State in Pullman in 1966 the Bears scored on a 71-yard interception return by Wayne Stewart, a 106-yard return of missed field goal (partially blocked) by Don Guest and a 73-yard punt return by Jerry Bradley. The Bears totaled 142 yards in total offense that day and completed zero passes in three attempts.

Cal trivia fun fact appears on DBD every Tuesday and Thursday during the football season.

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So not much has changed in 60 years is what you’re saying

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An episode of Couging It I had forgotten about. Those are amazing stats in what turned out to be a 2 score win.

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Go Bears!!! Ott for Heisman.

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Nightmare Oski is the gift that keeps on giving

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Also misses the real point as much as the poor tackling did.

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