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Cugel's avatar

I just bought some Armagnac from 1964! Unbelievable - $150

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Happy birthday j.lee!

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j.lee's avatar

Thanks!

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j.lee's avatar

so fucking lold.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

not as lold as me!

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royrules22's avatar

Anyone else working from home find that work is actually harder? People are less merciful of my time and keep scheduling meetings? I constantly eat lunch at like 4pm now since no one respects lunch time. :/

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I really don't like the not going into the office and talking with people. Shooting the shit, not work stuff.

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DC Trojan's avatar

I appreciate the shooting the breeze but it’s not like they’re my friends 🤷🏼‍♂️

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mrjpark's avatar

Block out your lunch on your calendar with a meeting. It's the only way.

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DC Trojan's avatar

I find it’s not the meetings, it’s the expectation that I’ll be responsive to email constantly. And then I lose the thread of what I was doing, as you’d expect. Rather like the office but at home. I think I’ll need to bite the bullet and do substantive work before 10 am and after 7pm

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royrules22's avatar

Or slack messages at 7pm :/

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DC Trojan's avatar

Fortunately I’m free of Slack and I can only access customer communication on their laptop, so it’s easy to walk away

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

I work from home pretty regularly. You have to set up routines and keep yourself from getting distracted, and also have ways to shut off your work brain after a set time (like 5pm).

For me, the hardest part is that usually when I'm working from home, I'm alone. This house is not that big for 2 adults working from home plus two kids who need (thankfully) minimal supervision, and balancing all of that is much harder than just working from home normally.

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I'm still working until midnight, just on my couch rather than in the office.

No meetings for me, and things are slowing down because all our TV show and movie productions got shut down, and I'm waiting for them to grind to a halt

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GuardsUsFromHisLaird's avatar

Oh wow! Is this at Netflix?

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mrjpark's avatar

God, I just had meetings today from like 11-5 (they're still going).

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SGBear's avatar

Yuck. I'm tele-loafing. I grabbed my cat and had a nap between 1-2pm while my wife had conference call as white noise 10 feet away.

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royrules22's avatar

That's going to be my tomorrow :(

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DC Trojan's avatar

Gross

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Cugel's avatar

Go off-line for lunch, dude!

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royrules22's avatar

I wish. People and their damn meetings. Today was the first day since WFH I had lunch at like 1!

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sycasey's avatar

Just block off your calendar for a lunch hour once you see everything around it has been taken (it could be at 11 or 12 or 1). You don't have to tell anyone what that block is for.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Yes. Everyone schedule 12-1 DBD

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royrules22's avatar

Thanks for all the advice. I'm completely unused to WFH. I prefer being there in person usually

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imalasmax's avatar

My problem is keeping myself from eating like a hobbit just because the food is there and I can

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Terence's avatar

Second breakfast? Elevenses?

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

You have to say no

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

TikTok suppressing videos of those who are too poor or ugly.

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/16/tiktok-app-moderators-users-discrimination/

"THE MAKERS OF TIKTOK, the Chinese video-sharing app with hundreds of millions of users around the world, instructed moderators to suppress posts created by users deemed too ugly, poor, or disabled for the platform, according to internal documents obtained by The Intercept. These same documents show moderators were also told to censor political speech in TikTok livestreams, punishing those who harmed “national honor” or broadcast streams about “state organs such as police” with bans from the platform."

The political suppression doesn't surprise me, but the rest of it is a little surprising to me, at least regarding how overt it is.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

When I first read this I thought it was an onion article.

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Rocksanddirt's avatar

The cgb commenting software set up is far superior, but this is not awful. Would prefer if it didn't re-order the threads. Would also be fine with super boring style like craigslist forums, those also make it easy to tell what you have read and what you have not.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I think the new read is the main thing we're missing. Makes it hard to see what posts have unread messages so frequently I don't end up going back to the posts.

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Leland's avatar

These are my exact concerns too. I'm much more inclined to revisit a day-old CGB post because it'll show me which comments are new--I think it's actually quite critical to building a community and I'm afraid of what will happen either to the DBD or to the front page now that we've lost that.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

I've already provided feedback to Substack about being able to opt-out of email notifications for comments -- I think that would provide a decent middle ground for most folks.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

I'm not sure. I don't experience that since I have emails enabled.

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SGBear's avatar

What's for dinner?

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Kodiak's avatar

Sous vide corned beef, roasted cabbage n' carrots, baked potatoes. Guinness extra stout.

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CalGal2004's avatar

Enchiladas from leftover Costco roast chicken that I froze last week in anticipation of a run this week on the $4.99 birds

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imalasmax's avatar

Was supposed to be an Irish Lamb Stew, but grocery stores have been raided of all the ingredients I needed. Instead, leftover al pastor, cous cous and cole slaw.

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FiatSlug's avatar

If it's up to me, it'll be soup. Maybe pizza. Mrs Slug has been flat on her back for 3 days because of the bronchitis that I gave to her ("Damn you, Fiat! for giving me this disease!").

I wince just thinking about it.

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Cugel's avatar

Beef & cheddar pie

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Cugel's avatar

(I had to wait until the wife got back from the Bowl, which she says is now super organized)

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heyalumnigo's avatar

are they pretty stocked? Maybe I should just go there. I've got to take my mom to SF to drop off her paperwork to get her taxes done.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

I would be surprised if there aren't automatic filing extensions for taxes at this point.

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Cugel's avatar

I would go

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heyalumnigo's avatar

the one in berkeley or emeryville?

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Cugel's avatar

West Berkeley dude!

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heyalumnigo's avatar

It was awesome! Many available parking spots. Almost the entire store was stocked except for the pasta and non-wheat tortillas.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I think Chicken Adobo. Oh reminds me I need to marinate the chicken. But the potatoes were sold out so no potatoes tonight.

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mrjpark's avatar

Leftover sausage + greens.

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Hmmm leftover Szechuan food

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FedExpress's avatar

love that stuff! homemade?

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

No; takeout from a place next to campus

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Scootie's avatar

It's Taco Tuesday. What's wrong with you philistines?

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AndyPanda's avatar

Sounds better than leftover beans and cornbread. I'd say I'll be over, except that would defeat all the isolation protocols.

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imalasmax's avatar

Maybe the table is 6ft wide

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

It's also St. Patrick's Day

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DC Trojan's avatar

Oh well in that case

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GlueAndBold's avatar

Potato tacos are the common vegetarian taco option, no?

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DC Trojan's avatar

I have no idea

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

FWIW, I had chicken tacos on the menu for tonight, but lil' tradition wanted to swap that for the Shepherd's Pie we had scheduled for later in the week.

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Berkelium97's avatar

Corned beef and cabbage tacos for all!

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CruzinBears's avatar

Homemade pozole

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SGBear's avatar

Corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, stewed carrots. Sauteed kale.

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Berkelium97's avatar

Bangers and mash

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HeyStudentsBears's avatar

irish stew and soda bread

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imalasmax's avatar

What's your Irish stew recipe?

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dcblue's avatar

As noted above I stopped at Safeway at the end of a run. Picked up a piece of salmon for dinner.

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SGBear's avatar

From Sean P. Galvin on Twitter:

I would like to see everyone's All Time Favorite Player team. This is not "The best team ever", it's your favorite ever... Only rule - you must have watched the player play (on TV or IRL).

C:

1B:

2B:

SS:

3B:

OF:

OF:

OF:

DH:

SP:

SP:

SP:

SP:

SP:

RP:

RP:

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Terence's avatar

1B: Eric Karros

2B: Max Muncy

SS: Steve Sax

3B: Justin Turner

OF: Ichiro

OF: Yasiel Puig

OF: Rickey

DH: Frank Thomas

SP: Clayton Kershaw

SP: Hideo Nomo

SP: Fernando Valenzuela

SP: Hyun Jin Ryu

SP: Wang Chien Ming

RP: Eric Gagne

RP: Eck

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heyalumnigo's avatar

2B: Max Muncy - Spongebob!

Did you put Sax at SS so that you could have 2 2Bs?

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Terence's avatar

Figured he could over throw the 1B from even farther away

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dcblue's avatar

C: Gene Tenace (because 72 WS)

1B: Willie McCovey

2B: Rod Carew (used to go out early just to see him take BP)

SS: Campy Campaneris

3b: Anthony Rendon

OF: Willie Mays

OF: Reggie Jackson

OF: Ichiro

SP: Vida Blue

SP: Catfish Hunter

SP: Max Scherzer

SP: Stephen Strasburg

SP: Jordan Zimmermann (only no-hitter I've seen)

RP: Rollie Fingers

RP: Sean Doolittle

Heavily weighted to the Bay and DC. Also a lot of old-timers because I'm lold.

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C: Mike Piazza

1B: No favorites

2B: David Eckstein

SS: Derek Jeter

3B: No favorites

OF: Mike Trout

OF: Ichiro

OF: That's it

DH: Jim Thome? Not sure, honestly. He was fun to watch.

SP: Randy Johnson

SP: Syndergaard

SP: Johan Santana

SP: I'm out of pitchers

SP:

RP: Troy Percival

RP: K Rod

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Ruey Yen's avatar

Here is my Braves heavy selections:

C: Joe Mauer (would have been Brian McCann but he lost points for being a 2017 Astros)

1B: Freddie Freeman

2B: Ozzie Albies

SS: Andrelton Simmons

3B: Chipper Jones

OF: Ronald Acuña Jr

OF: Andruw Jones

OF: Ichiro

DH: Tom Glavine as my hitting pitcher (chicks dig the long ball)

SP: Greg Maddux

SP: Tim Hudson

SP: Barry Zito

SP: Clayton Kershaw

SP: Mike Soroka (small sample size, I know, but also recency bias)

RP: John Smoltz

RP: Craig Kimbrel

Also, with the exception of Freeman, Maddux, and Ichiro...I have actually gotten autographs personally from all the rest on the list.

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DC Trojan's avatar

I’d like to participate for the sake of being social but I’ve got nothing 🤷🏼‍♂️

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heyalumnigo's avatar

C: Piazza

1B: Garvey

2B: Joe Morgan, if only for his batting routine

SS: Ozzie

3B: Beltre

OF: Puig

OF: Bo

OF: Ichiro - Still remember the throw to gun down Terence Long

DH: <b>Fuck the DH</b>

SP: Kershaw

SP: Hershiser

SP: Fernando

SP: Nomo

SP: Pedro - One that got away

RP: Mariano

RP: Gagne - 2 Dominant years

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sycasey's avatar

I'll try to go with all Giants since that's the team I grew up watching.

C: Buster Posey

1B: Will Clark

2B: Robby Thompson

3B: Matt Williams

SS: Omar Vizquel

OF: Barry Bonds

OF: Kevin Mitchell

OF: Hunter Pence

DH: Andres Galarraga (an NL team doesn't have a DH, but he was pinch-hitter extraordinaire late in his career)

SP: Tim Lincecum

SP: Madison Bumgarner

SP: Jason Schmidt

SP: Kirk Rueter

SP: Matt Cain

RP: Rod Beck

RP: Sergio Romo

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Omar <3 <3 <3 my favorite player!!!

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sycasey's avatar

He was one of few players who was routinely fun to watch during the post-contention years with Bonds past his prime. Still a great fielder even at an advanced age.

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Ruey Yen's avatar

I find it interesting for Andres "The Big Cat" Galarraga to be called a "pinch-hitter extraordinaire" but I guess that was his role for the Giants very late in his career. I was also trying to fill this out, just in my head, but I think I will refuse to pick a DH just out of principles.

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Cugel's avatar

I guess your list will be watered with the salty tears of purists.

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sycasey's avatar

Correct, when he played on the Giants he was basically a PH.

I guess I could have gone with someone who served as a DH in a World Series game.

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sycasey's avatar

Oh wait! The Big Cat was a DH for the Giants in interleague games in 2003. So there you go.

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C: Benito Santiago

1B: Mark McGuire

2B: Jeff Kent

SS: Cal Ripken Jr

3B: Wade Boggs

OF: Barry Bonds

OF: Ichiro Suzuki

OF: Ricky Henderson

DH: Reggie Jackson

SP: Randy Johnson

SP: Dave Stewart

SP: Greg Maddux

SP: Pedro Martinez

SP: Tim Lincecum

RP: Eck

RP: Mariano Rivera

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SGBear's avatar

Today in Trump Virus

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Kodiak's avatar

Fuck that asshole.

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FedExpress's avatar

today was day 1 of WFH and I want it all to end already ( 3 annoying conference calls and I'm banging my head against the table)

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Cugel's avatar

Heh, I think it's more he supports being re-elected.

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sycasey's avatar

It's nice to know that a massive crisis plus a Republican president who needs to save his political hide is enough to get the GOP on board with policies like this. If only we had that all the time!

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HeyStudentsBears's avatar

i was going to head outside for a bike ride.

we mostly got groceries and food and are fine for a while. hopefully after the first wave of panic subsides and people realize that stores like groceries and gas can function normally it will be a bit less "panic-y"

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Terence's avatar

I was hanging out with my friend on Sunday - and we went down to his local market, which has a large population of sexpats - and that place was a madhouse. Lines were 30 minutes long, tons of toilet paper hoarding.

I just got back from the local market (same branded supermarket) near my cousin's place. It was pretty busy, but not crazy. I bought a bunch of meat and pasta and canned food.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

sexpats - did you get lucky??

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Terence's avatar

??? Sexpats are old (white) dudes who move to South East Asia to retire and also sleep with as many prostitutes as possible. So . . . no.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

TIL - ahh...I thought it was a typo.

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AndyPanda's avatar

My frustration is this coincides with the opening of spring HS sports in Oregon, and we are beginning a very unusual run of good weather. My cancelled umpiring calendar had one of the best games in the area all week on it today, and its 60+ degrees and sunny, 3 days after it snowed!

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AndyPanda's avatar

The local grocery stores seem to have enough of everything necessary except TP, though selection of meat cuts is not what it usually is.

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DC Trojan's avatar

That was our experience on Monday.

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SGBear's avatar

re: "less panic-y"

I went to the grocery store this morning, right at opening to avoid crowds and to get better selection. I haven't been since last week. It was much worse than I thought. The obvious stuff (eg, disinfectant, TP, towels, pasta, frozen meat/veg) is cleared out - but the second tier stuff was gone too (fresh produce, dairy, bread). I'm dipping into my Doomsday Prep stash a lot earlier than I thought I'd have to.

And I spent the weekend at DBD Lake Retreat. No hoarding. Everything at the shelf in poor rural NC Dollar General. TP, disinfectants, beer. If things get bad, Imma go to the lake.

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Scootie's avatar

My corner shops are much better stocked than supermarkets around me. I will get my staples there, with the occasional venture out to a supermarket for fresh veggies (though the farmers market will be open on Sunday, so I might just hit that up)

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Yeah, I went to 4 shops on Sunday, and the corner store was the only one where I could find eggs or toilet paper (a couple of meagre single rolls).

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FiatSlug's avatar

meager single rolls better than no rolls.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Yup.

I left them for someone who really needed them, trusting that the supply chain would kick back in before my stores at home ran out.

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j.lee's avatar

it was weird...on sunday, i went to the costco in yorba linda...water/tp/soap/hand santizer...all sitting on the shelf...and no lines or anything.

then i went to the trader joe's...it was soviet russia in there. every thing was gone.

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This article from the Chron today suggests that it will subside. We're not running out of food; people are just bulk-buying but not actually eating more.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/article/Will-the-Bay-Area-run-out-of-food-Nope-The-15135829.php

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Fire Starkey's avatar

yeah we just tried going to Costco to get a few things and the line was wrapped all the way around the building. We noped that and since we have 2 weeks of TP and plenty of food, we're just going to hunker down a bit

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Cugel's avatar

hahaha, "Trump Virus"

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Fire Starkey's avatar

the correct terminology is "Chinese Virus"

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Rocksanddirt's avatar

I think imma stick with 'trump virus'

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Or just Virus for some of us

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Fire Starkey's avatar

PATIENT ZERO WHERE IS YOUR MASK

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Berkelium97's avatar

I'm working from home today (via organizational mandate). In order to access my files/email I need to 1) connect to the org network via VPN and 2) map the network drives I need to access. In the ~4 hours I've been working I've probably spent 2 trying to convince my laptop that it is indeed connected to the internet. Every single other device in the house is online, but this laptop is being an absolute diva.

Very productive day.

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DC Trojan's avatar

Fortunately I’ve had some practice with this and was able to advise my colleagues to ignore official guidance and go directly to the backup VPN. One guy got blocked for mysterious ISP reasons. My next goal is to persuade people to stop using VOIP for Webex.

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AndyPanda's avatar

We work remotely quite a bit normally, so its no big deal. The biggest obstacles we have found is overall network traffic is up (way up), so response times are bogging down, and not just for work, and a few apps we work with that require huge amounts of screen footprint for ease of use are clumsy to work with on a laptop with only 1 auxiliary screen. Just have to be patient, and its a reminder of just how quickly we tend to sop up and come to rely on all available bandwidth, memory, and screen real estate.

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DC Trojan's avatar

So far I haven’t had much of a problem on my end, the latency is only showing up on VOIP

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dcblue's avatar

Pretty quiet out. I did about an eight mile run and I was within six feet of someone else maybe ten times. Stopped at Safeway at the end and there were some folks there but not too many. Had to re-stock as I was down to my last half-gallon of ice cream. Also picked up some produce and wine.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I was planning on going to the store tomorrow to look for stuff that had been cleaned out like bread, pasta, etc. Also need gas.

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Terence's avatar

Good thing he solved the Middle East already

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SGBear's avatar

Trump gives himself 10 out of 10 rating for his virus response

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-trump-gives-himself-a-10-out-of-10-score-2020-3

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katster's avatar

It's nice that, in this time of the abnormal being the new normal, we can count on some things staying the old normal.

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katster's avatar

"President Madagascar, somebody in Brazil sneezed!" "SHUT. EVERYTHING. DOWN."

(Okay, yeah, I know this is more serious, but that's what amused me about that game...)

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SGBear's avatar

Yutes are gonna get my dad killed and I'm going to be really angry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZamrmTMs6w

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SGBear's avatar

Author shares her experience at a German spa:

https://twitter.com/anbara_salam/status/1239489588353216512

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Ruey Yen's avatar

Given what I know about how most Europeans feel about nudity (it's no big deal), I think the embarrassment was mostly in her head (which is nonetheless understandable).

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DC Trojan's avatar

I read this aloud to my daughters last night, we were all in stitches

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Did you use dramatic voice and include gestures?

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DC Trojan's avatar

No, i think the story speaks for itself

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Cugel's avatar

hee hee, I could imagine you pantomiming the whole thing

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Kodiak's avatar

As long as you didn't imagine costumes.

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SGBear's avatar

Make the DBD feel good in five words or less

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Kodiak's avatar

The tests were negative, baby.

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Cugel's avatar

You're not the father?

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Kodiak's avatar

Search your feelings.

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Joe's avatar

You know it to be true.

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Terence's avatar

Nooooooooooooo

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imalasmax's avatar

We live in the future

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CruzinBears's avatar

Staying home? More puppy snuggles!

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JoJoSungy's avatar

Ramen + Tuna + Egg = Magic

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j.lee's avatar

ramyun + egg + dumplings + rice cakes + cheese = magic

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JoJoSungy's avatar

I had a 5 word limit

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j.lee's avatar

you had it wrong though.

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Terence's avatar

I tried jjapaguri last week . . . it was fine. But I think I'll stick with my Nissin Top Ramen

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mrjpark's avatar

Yhad the wrong one. You eat Jjawang

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Terence's avatar

Jjawang is not part of the traditional Jjapaguri mix, according to the internet

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mrjpark's avatar

Yeah, but jjawang is better than jjapaghetti.

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Terence's avatar

They didn't eat jjawang in Parasite.

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sycasey's avatar

And knocked Furd out of the tournament on the last day of competitive basketball.

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SGBear's avatar

CAL

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Cugel's avatar

Go Bears!

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SGBear's avatar

PRO

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j.lee's avatar

Lulz. Brady to Tampa.

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SGBear's avatar

Four Brooklyn Nets test positive for Trump Virus. Did not have any common opponents with Jazz.

https://twitter.com/tribjazz/status/1240006771931893761

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Terence's avatar

DeAndre Hopkins traded for a handful of magic beans. Texans fans: NOT HAPPY

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Fire Starkey's avatar

Seriously, even considering salary cap stuff, this is the worst trade of all time

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Cugel's avatar

Worse than Babe Ruth to the Yankees?

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Fire Starkey's avatar

The Red Sox got $125K + $300K in loans, an absurd amount of money at the time. Horrible trade, obvs... But the Texans gave up a top 3 WR for a broken down RB with a huge guaranteed contract and a 2nd round pick. They also exchanged 4th round picks but gave up theirs this year for Arizona's next. So yeah, I'd say it was worse

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Wasn't the Babe Ruth sale meant in part to help finance a Broadway show being produced by the Red Sox owner?

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

OK, that was interesting. Ruth essentially held out for a trade, and the American League commissioner got most of the league to collude against the Red Sox, meaning the only possible landing spots were the White Sox or the Yankees. The White Sox offered Shoeless Joe Jackson, but that didn't end up working out for obvious reasons, so he was left with the Yankees, which were apparently so bad that they didn't have any players that the Red Sox wanted, so cash it was.

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And it gave the world "No No Nanette", a musical to which a high-school-aged SGBear delighted friends and family alike by singing and tap-dancing in the pivotal role of "Man #2".

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Ruey Yen's avatar

But from the team competitive POV, Babe Ruth sell did not help the team at all. The Texans are getting something of value back even if David Johnson's contract is a net negative.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

hmm, $11M guaranteed for 2020 and $2.1M (of a total $9M) already guaranteed for '21 for 700 yards from scrimmage and 6 tds. Hopkins has 3 years left at about $13M/yr, all unguaranteed. So yeah, Hopkins was going to want $20-22M/yr so I get the need to unload him if you cant keep him. But you could've gotten more, WAY more. Look what Diggs went for to Buffalo.

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Ruey Yen's avatar

I agree that this does not sound like the optimal return for Hopkins, but my point was that the team did get picks that will help the team. The Babe Ruth deal only helped the owner's bottomline.

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Cugel's avatar

You just care about football more.

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Terence's avatar

Tom Brady - announces he's not going back to the Pats via Insta and Twitter. I've seen the Niners, Bucs, Colts, Bears and Raiders as possible destinations.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

signing with the Bucs tomorrow apparently

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Didn't the Raiders just sign Mariotta?

Heard it was down to Tampa Bay and the Chargers

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j.lee's avatar

just signed witten and littleton

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heyalumnigo's avatar

yeah but that's as a backup not as QB1. I assume he'd either be a backup to Carr or the next QB1.

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j.lee's avatar

if we don't start score points, gruden's gonna pull the plug on carr real quick next season.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I thought the Raiders may try to get rid of Carr this offseason. But maybe there aren't enough good replacements to do that.

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Terence's avatar

No one currently in the market is better than Carr. (well maybe Cam Newton)

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mrjpark's avatar

There's Brady for a 2 year contract while they draft or find a new starter.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

but is the OL good enough for a QB that can't move at all?

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mrjpark's avatar

Doesn't Brady have the quickest snap to release time in the league? Or he's pretty close to it.

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Cugel's avatar

HAHAHAHAHA! Brady to the Chargers? That would be hysterical.

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j.lee's avatar

major lulz

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FiatSlug's avatar

The Niners would be stupid to pursue Brady. Especially if the demand for veto power on the roster is real. That should kill the deal outright.

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j.lee's avatar

brady would be an improvement over jimmy though.

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sycasey's avatar

That's not clear, because Brady is over 40 and could easily fall off a performance cliff at any time.

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j.lee's avatar

i mean...you'd at least trust brady to throw a pass.

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sycasey's avatar

This narrative is a little overblown IMO. Jimmy G had multiple 4th quarter comeback drives last season where he definitely had to throw the ball. Obviously the Super Bowl didn't go well, but that's one game.

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SGBear's avatar

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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SGBear's avatar

Third Coronavirus bill to be put to the House, minimum $750b tab dwarfs the previous two bills and nearly doubles the Federal Deficit. US is essentially printing money as fast as it can.

Oh man, stock and real estate markets are going to fly in 2021.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/16/chuck-schumer-to-propose-750-billion-coronavirus-response-bill.html

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Nice. @means I can procrastinate another 90 days@

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dcblue's avatar

Yes. I usually get a refund but the procrastination gene is strong.

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Berkelium97's avatar

Wish they had done this last year for all of us who got hosed by the new tax law...

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Terence's avatar

American companies denying workers paid sick leave:

McDonald's - 517K workers

Walmart - 347K workers

Kroger - 189K workers

Subway - 80K workers

Burger King - 165K workers

Pizza Hut: - 156K workers

Target - 51K workers

Marriott - 139K workers

Wendy's - 133K workers

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1239554474408054790?s=20

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Scootie's avatar

I am happy to say that all employees at my company (even the hourly workers) get up to 18 days paid leave in a year already, but we've also rolled out some great policies in relation to this situation for hourly workers.

1. Hourly workers get up to 5 paid days off to deal with their childcare situations if their schools or daycare have closed

2. The company will pay up to $100/day for your alternative childcare arrangements, up to 14 days.

3. Anyone who is required to self-isolate due to symptoms (for themselves or their family) or who comes down with the CV will not have to use their regular PTO and will continue to get full pay for as long as it takes

4. If we shut down locations and you can't do your job from home, you will still receive full pay

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DC Trojan's avatar

That’s like actual social responsibility!

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

That's heartening

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Cugel's avatar

But it's an evil Bank

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CalGal2004's avatar

not all who are evil. new leaders at the top are taking names and kicking-a if you don't get on board. no more check-the-box and business as usual

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Cugel's avatar

(I think Scootie would agree about hers)

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CalGal2004's avatar

(i think we both work(ed) for the same former evil empress / current evil empire that is moving toward Borg-ness). maybe

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SGBear's avatar

Perhaps it's just me, but it seems the GOP/Fox News has flipped its script over the last 48 hours. They went from "this is overblown panic" to "we are doing amazing, bold actions". Fox News is now nearly all about coronavirus. Seems like someone finally convinced them that they were going to die alone on that hill.

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SGBear's avatar

Apropos: Polls showed GOP's push of "it's no big deal" had major traction, but was on the wrong side of independents.

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/17/816680033/poll-americans-dont-trust-what-they-re-hearing-from-trump-on-coronavirus

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

It destroys me a little that polls would ever figure into the decision-making around something like this. The fact that someone even commissioned a poll on this makes me sad.

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FedExpress's avatar

welcome to Trump's America. it totally sucks.

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SGBear's avatar

Substack feedback

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imalasmax's avatar

Everyone's mentioned these already, but putting in an additional vote for:

1. a better way to tell/navigate what's unread

1a. if you comment before reading all the 'new replies', the page refreshes and you lose the notices about what's new

2. no pop up about profile update/newsletter

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HeyStudentsBears's avatar

i am not saying this would be easy, but apparently Vox is going to transition to Coral Project for comments eventually (since Vox acquired them last year). it is open source in case anyone wants to figure out how to make it all go. i guess it would need to be hosted somewhere ..

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

yeah, we considered trying to do something like that. right now, this whole operation is volunteer writers -- we don't really want to be in the business of hosting/running software if we can help it. if this thing does indeed grow and flourish away from SBN, I can see us doing that someday, but part of the appeal of Substack is that there's virtually no cost for setup or maintenance.

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Leland's avatar

We just need to trade one of our lawyers for someone with the time and skillset to do this for us.

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Thank you all for putting so much work into this community!

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Lucky's avatar

It obviously doesn't have the tools that Vox offered and definitely needs some improvement. For example, every post submitted prompts to join the email list which notifies me FAR too often so I removed myself from it. What other platforms were considered? Patreon?

Happy to hear you're not satisfied with it. As a paying subscriber to Berk18's board, I would be happy to be a paying subscriber here if the price is reasonable.

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SGBear's avatar

IMHO, DBDing in Substack is, as you say, not ideal. Yes, it is less engaging due to the inability to insert visual content (eg, pictures, gifs, embedded Tweets). But... having said that... I pour a little out to CGB, but that site is dead to me as it has already transitioned over to new management. Perhaps I am naive, but I hold out hope that Substack can improve the site's capabilities.

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Leland's avatar

We appreciate the loyalty, but I personally consider the DBD to be its own beast and wouldn't be offended if it continues on CGB. I'd even continue posting in the DBD (when I have the time) time on my other account.

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Kodiak's avatar

I would be offended. Shoot ZombieCGB in the head. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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SGBear's avatar

[Alonzo_Mourning_shaking_head_in_dismay_then_comes_to_terms_with_reality_with_a_nod.gif]

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Berkelium97's avatar

Substack is committed to working with us to get us what we want (like making the comments available for everyone rather than paid subscribers), so I'm hopeful we can continue to make quality-of-life improvements like highlighting comments that get a certain threshold of likes, ordering threads in chronological order, and auto-posting new comments in real time (although the "1 new reply" notification is helpful). Also, z-ing through comments would be great.

I haven't actually written an article for the site yet (I have several in the works and should have some time to work on them thanks to the covid outbreak), but the editor seems a bit spartan, but fine.

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BTown85's avatar

Identifying new comments is KEY to me. I read fewer comments here than CGB because I can't sift through them all to see what's what....

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AndyPanda's avatar

The ability to edit a comment would be helpful, especially for those of us who are typo-prone. Currently, its copy, delete, paste, edit, repost, a less than optimal process for what might be just a few characters to correct.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

yeah, but even SBN took a long time to add comment editing, and then only with a 60-second timer. without that, you open yourself up to lots of self-comment editing and mischief and such.

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Terence's avatar

I think the key item for DBDing is marking new comments in some form - obviously the Z to new comment system of SB Nation was the best, but any sort of marker would be great.

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Leland's avatar

I'll make sure we/Erik communicate to Substack about a z function.

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BearByBlood's avatar

A "Parent Comment" or "Up" function to see higher comments in a long thread would also be nice.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Is it important that it's the 'z' key?

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FiatSlug's avatar

It could be the "q" key as far as I'm concerned. It just needs to be a key that has no other function and is easy to locate without hitting something else that produces an action. Which is why I think the "z" key was pretty good.

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CruzinBears's avatar

I just noticed that even reading this version of the DBD my thumb hovers over the "z" key. I guess it has been a decade+ of conditioning.

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mrjpark's avatar

...your thumb?

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heyalumnigo's avatar

maybe his big toe replaced his missing left pinky

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I actually did hit Z after reading the last couple of comments.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

z..dammit. \o

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