156 Comments
author

CAL

Expand full comment
author

Which Cal victory was the most underwhelming?

Expand full comment
Apr 23, 2020Liked by SGBear

Southern Miss in 2004 apparently (too soon?)

Expand full comment

ALWAYS!

Expand full comment
author

In the last few years...probably the 2016 win over UCLA. First win over a CA school under Sonny Dykes (and it was a blowout win too), but who cares because 1) UCLA sucked, 2) we sucked, 3) it was the last game of the year and we weren't going bowling.

Expand full comment

WSU in 2007. Nate Longshore limps around as we barely beat a Cougar team we should have blown out.

Expand full comment
author

Oh no!

Expand full comment

"Unsure of what kind of financial aid he might receive from the government, he feels that his options are otherwise limited. But he hopes the support of the public will help Amoeba to someday re-open and continue to thrive as a San Francisco landmark — not just for his own sake, but the city's."

@They don't have the minimum 500 stores to qualify as a small business@

Expand full comment

Needs to beef up his on-line market presence!

Expand full comment
author

Apparently Jared Goff's favorite. I say he should bail them out now that he that big contract burning a hole in his pocket. I also saw Jared at Gregoire on North side a few years back. He was eating an aioli sandwich.

Expand full comment

Very underrated place - one of my favorite sandwich shops around town but the only people in there tended to be athletes.

Expand full comment
author

Touring the Jelly Belly factory was fun. I like cinnamon and hate popcorn.

Expand full comment
author

Best jellies: pear (honorable mention to toasted marshmallow and cotton candy)

Worst jellies: popcorn or black licorice

Expand full comment

I’ll take those black licorice ones off your hands!

Expand full comment

you can have mine as well. Those are nasty.

Expand full comment

Nom Nom nom

Expand full comment

Best: Island Punch or tangerine.

Worst: black licorice, jalapeno, coconut

Expand full comment

I'm not into jelly beans

Expand full comment

I’ll eat them if they’re around (see earlier comment about mopping up the liquourice flavored ones) but I don’t seek them out

Expand full comment

same

Expand full comment

well I guess you wont become my daughter in law after all

Expand full comment

What? Buttered popcorn is a very solid jelly belly flavor.

Expand full comment
author

I thought the popcorn jellybeans were good on its own, but it doesn't go well with other flavors. I recall being quite annoyed by the number of popcorn beans that I got from the large bag of bellyflops when I visited the Jelly Belly factory...which was 15-16 years ago.

Expand full comment

Everybody will have their favorite, but there is no such thing as worst. Kind of like too much bandwidth or too much pitching, it is a concept that can not exist.

Expand full comment
author

Something of low dollar value that did exactly what it was supposed to do, but ended up being not a very good purchase.

Expand full comment
Apr 23, 2020Liked by SGBear

@my bachelor's degree@

Expand full comment

The man knows his audience

Expand full comment
Apr 23, 2020Liked by SGBear

Unabashed pandering is the name of my game

Actual sentence from me to the 17 year old the other day: “it’s okay to not go to the highest ranked school you got into - I mean I got into Cal and went to SC.”

Expand full comment

Heh

Expand full comment

That might point more to the choice of field of study than the value of a degree from USC, the nearly highest in class price it comes with not withstanding.

Expand full comment

I wasn’t paying retail, that’s for sure

Expand full comment
author

I bought an electric hedge trimmer. Number of times I have used it: 1. I use manual hedge shears instead.

Expand full comment

I have old school shears but I’ve yet to figure out how to use them at length without exacerbating an old wrist injury :(

Expand full comment

I loved to use our old electric hedge trimmer to square up our box hedges. I couldn't imagine using manual ones and getting them all lined up easily.

Expand full comment
author

The bargain basement toilet paper my wife picked up at Target the other day (it was all they had). It's thin enough that you can see your hand through it if you hold a single ply.

Expand full comment
author

Bless her heart, she didn't know we still had some Costco rolls in the basement.

Expand full comment
author

Do your local stores have TP? My buddy in Scottsdale says stores are now restocked with the blessed ply.

Expand full comment
author

I haven't seen any at Costco since February. Wegman's usually has six-packs of their own brand (which isn't bad, actually), but they were out last time I was there.

Expand full comment

do you go right when they open? I know that for at least a few weeks the TP was gone probably within the first couple of hours. Not sure if they currently get shipments every day and stay stocked.

Expand full comment
author

I've gone twice since the lockdown, once about an hour after they opened and once several hours after they opened. When we're due for another trip, I'll try getting there shortly before they open. Other than TP, they've consistently been surprisingly well stocked.

Expand full comment

The local Safeway had it once when I was there in the last month. CVS has been empty. The only place that seems to have it on any regular basis is the mini-Target.

Expand full comment

We had a *MAJOR* breakthrough this morning. The household shopper for just the second time since the stay at home started was able to get some TP this morning. At 6:01 (in a store that opened at 6:00) had about 3 packages left.

Expand full comment

Twist ordered Chinese toilet paper off the internet. I live in China and do not use Chinese brands (not because of quality issues, but the consumers who buy Chinese brands want cheapest / best value - and they're all single ply)

Expand full comment

I'll gladly pay more for better quality TP at Costco like Charmin Ultra (preferable), or Cottonelle, or Quilted Northern Ultra. Kirkland Signature is my last choice. Unfortunately that's what I've got now since due to the hoarding that was the only option they had about 4-5 weeks ago.

Expand full comment

Oh I am definitely #OnlyCharmin. It can be ultra strong, it can be ultra soft, it can be ultra gentle, I don't care as long as it's Charmin.

Expand full comment

I was the same way with Kleenex Ultra soft. I Don't like any other facial tissues. When I had a bad cold with a runny nose I found the Kleenex Ultra Soft with Lotion was better. Less chafing below my nostrils.

Expand full comment

That's nice stuff, but don't mess up and clean your glasses with it because it's a mess.

Expand full comment

I've found that if you clean glass with tissue and it leaves particles behind, just use another dry tissue, and voila.

Expand full comment

Glasses or glass? they're two different things.

Expand full comment

Oh I never thought of that. I usually just use whatever tshirt I'm wearing. My two pairs of glasses are probably 8-9 years old. There are some light scratches but they aren't deep enough that they bother me.

Expand full comment

Gasp!

Expand full comment

My wife has always preferred Scott’s toilet paper, I don’t care, but every old person who visits complains every time like she’s actually going to source special bum wiping supplies for them

Expand full comment

We have been a Northern quilted operation for some time, but based on it being what was in the store at 6:01 AM, as reported earlier, going to try the Charmin. If Scootie endorses it, as I read earlier, then I'm sure it will be excellent.

Expand full comment

I almost always get Cottonelle. No complaints....? I've never occasioned to discuss toilet paper brand preferences before.

Expand full comment
author

Ex-UCLA MSOC coach Jorge Salcedo to plead guilty in college admissions scandal.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/college-admissions-scandal-ex-ucla-coach-plead-guilty-taking-200-n1189281

Expand full comment
author

A dish that you are now - under current circumstances - more frequently consuming

Expand full comment

steak and protein bars

Expand full comment

Cheez-its

Expand full comment

@Does wine count?@

Also pasta's in the rotation more frequently, which isn't surprising.

Expand full comment

Speaking of wine, I found a new pairing for a new dish the wife has been making. She has been making a roasted cauliflower, onion, garbanzo bean & a little yellow bell pepper dish, over pearl couscous, Indian spices, with a side of yogurt (cool things down) and cilantro chutney.

I tried various big reds Zin, Syrah, or Rioja, but those weren't a perfect match. Last night I went the other direction with a Vinho Verde Rose, and I think that worked better.

Expand full comment

Yeah, I'll even have a sauvignon blanc with spicy Indian food, but I don't mind white wine.

Expand full comment
author

What is your favorite non-English curse?

Expand full comment

Vaffanculo!

Expand full comment

Accompanying hand gesture is mandatory

Expand full comment

撲街!

Expand full comment

冚家鏟!

Expand full comment

Translate pls!

Expand full comment

撲街!- "Pok Gai!" in Cantonese "Pu Jie!" in Mandarin, although it really doesn't make sense in Mandarin. Throughout the non-Cantonese speaking diaspora, it's often just written "PK" but the meaning has flattened away from Cantonese.

In Cantonese it literally means "to be pushed into the street" - and it means

"asshole" but like "fuck" in English, it can be used as many different parts of speech - noun, adjective, adverb, etc. etc.

"冚家鏟!" - "Haamm Gaa Chaan" in Cantonese. I don't think the first character exists in Mandarin - but it literally means "Entire Family Shovel." In Mandarin, or more polite Cantonese, they would say "全家"

What it means - "asshole", but more like "I'm going to kill your entire family and bury them with this shovel"

Expand full comment

A few of mine:

đậu má

behn chod

putain/puto

sheiße

Expand full comment

Merde

Expand full comment
author

Give the DBD some social distancing rules without traditional units of measurement

Expand full comment
author

Please distance yourself like if everyone is the Hate Man

Expand full comment

But the Hate Man had his pushing philosophy - where people pushed each other around.

Expand full comment
author

Keep at least two stiffarms away at all times.

Expand full comment
author

I have questions. Does it count if both my arms are out in front of me at the same time - like a masked zombie? And if it does, how do I secure the ball. If not, are your arms 3 feet long? And if I don't carry the ball, am I penalized 10 yards for illegal use of hands to the face? Wait a second. That last one is it. You mad genius.

Expand full comment

It would be great if someone could do a deep dive in a post about DBD social distancing rules without using traditional units of measurement. I found some social distancing rules online that can help out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/social_distancing_rules_without_measurements

Expand full comment

Imagine that everyone is that dude at the punk show with the leather jacket he’s been sweating in for 10 years

Expand full comment
author

The economy

Expand full comment
author

Weekly jobless claims: 4.4m. 5-week cumulative: 26.4m

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/23/weekly-jobless-claims.html

Expand full comment

R.I.P.

Expand full comment
author

Today in the 'rona

Expand full comment
author

I just got the call. My dad will not survive this virus.

I am destroyed.

Expand full comment
author

That's terrible. I'm so sorry to hear this.

Expand full comment
author

I am so sorry to hear this. I'm glad several of us CGBers/W4Cers got to talk with him at the UNC tailgate.

Expand full comment

I'm sorry for your loss.

Expand full comment

My condolences. Awful loss.

Expand full comment

Damn, I'm sorry to hear this

Expand full comment

I’m so sorry

Expand full comment

Damn

Expand full comment

oh wow, that's absolutely crushing. so sorry for your and your family.

Expand full comment

Oh no, I am so so sorry man :( :( :(

Expand full comment

Sorry to hear this.

Expand full comment

I'm so sorry

Expand full comment

Damn

Expand full comment

Oh jesus fucking christ I'm so sorry

Expand full comment

Very sorry to hear the news....

Expand full comment

So sorry!

Expand full comment

oh shit. So sorry to hear this.

Expand full comment

Incoming 911 calls after people start injecting bleach and hydrogen peroxide at the recommendation of the president. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-suggests-injection-disinfectant-beat-coronavirus-clean-lungs-n1191216

"President Donald Trump suggested the possibility of an “injection” of disinfectant into a person infected with coronavirus as a coronavirus deterrent at the White House daily briefing on Thursday.

Trump made the remark after Bill Bryan, a Department of Homeland Security official who leads the department's Science and Technology division gave a presentation on research his team has conducted that shows the virus does not live as long in warmer and more humid temperatures. Bryan said, “the virus dies quickest in sunlight.”

"I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning," the president said during the briefing, speaking to his health officials. "As you see it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."

He did not specify the kind of disinfectant."

Expand full comment

I can't even.

It's like he's trying to kill his own supporters en masse.

Expand full comment

He is such a simpleton.

Expand full comment

It has been and continues to be such a damning indictment of this country that we elected such an abject moron to be the president and can't get rid of him.

Expand full comment

“The pandemic is going to take a greater toll on the conservative electorate leading into this election — and that’s simply just a calculation of age,” Andrew Johnson, the lead author and a professor of management at Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi, said in an interview. “The virus is killing more older voters, and in many states that’s the key to a GOP victory.”

Johnson and his colleagues Wendi Pollock and Beth M. Rauhaus projected that even with shelter-in-place orders remaining in effect, about 11,000 more Republicans than Democrats who are 65 and older could die before the election in both Michigan and North Carolina.

In Pennsylvania, should the state return to using only social distancing to fight infections, it could lose over 13,000 more Republican than Democratic voters in that age category."

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/23/how-coronavirus-could-upend-2020-battlegrounds-204708

Expand full comment

It looks like the Governor of Tennessee isn't extended the stay at home order that expires on Apr 30. Vandy sent out something that says they're exempt because Davidson County, that includes Nashville, has their own health dept order that supersedes the state order. Theirs expres on May 1, but is subject to being extended based on hard data.

I don't see how Tennessee can do this; weren't they one of the harder hit states?

Expand full comment

Got an email earlier this afternoon that the remote work order for our customers has been extended through May. I’ll be curious to see if we head in June 1.

Expand full comment

Well yesterday, I had my first lease signing get cancelled after the guy had a talk with his boss right before he was set to come over and sign a lease, he didn't feel confident enough to do so.

Expand full comment

Pretty sure one of my colleagues has the ‘rona, he’s been down for the count for over a week while he tries to recover. Poor guy and his wife are also trying to ride herd on 3 kids aged 5 and under.

Expand full comment
author

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

Expand full comment

Assuming:

- we actually hold an election in Nov

- Biden wins that election

- Trump voluntarily leaves the White House

then

I really hope President Biden closes his twitter account

Expand full comment

"I'm voting for the placeholder President!"

Expand full comment

maybe the VP, Michelle Obama, has control of his twitter account.

Expand full comment
author

PRO

Expand full comment
author

Marshawn Lynch driving around Lake Merritt on an electric cart (natch) handing out free BeastMode masks.

https://twitter.com/Kenmeezy/status/1253084850317225984

Expand full comment
author

For better social distancing, Marshawn should have been launching these masks out of an air cannon.

Expand full comment
author

NFL Draft

Expand full comment
author

MLB close to finalizing which 42 teams will be cut when MiLB gets reduced to 120 teams. As a point of reference, here was the preliminary list back in Nov 2019. Unfortunately, the Vibes (mascot: flaming s'more), Rumble Ponies, Scrappers, MuckDogs, Spinners, and Lookouts are in trouble.

https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/all-42-teams-reportedly-up-for-elimination-in-mlbs-minor-league-reduction-proposal/

Expand full comment
author

There was then another announcement from MLB about how this report was untrue. Not sure that they need to publicize this right now because who knows how the pandemic will change things when it's all over.

Expand full comment

As are the Raptors I think.

Expand full comment

Virtual Cal campus ...

For Graduation, Cal Students Build ‘Blockeley University’ in Minecraft

https://www.kqed.org/arts/13879036/for-graduation-cal-students-build-blockeley-university-campus-in-minecraft

Expand full comment

Worth posting daily!

Expand full comment

Or twice daily haha!

Expand full comment

30 picks in, the Pac-12 has had 3 players taken in the NFL draft. With 1 picks left, the SEC has had a record 13, surpassing their 3 time record of 12.

Expand full comment

Make that 15 SEC players in the first round. The SEC has the 4 highest totals drafted in the 1st round, and 6 of the top 7, all in the last 14 years.

Expand full comment

And I have watched more of the draft in 1 night than the combined total in my life previously.

Expand full comment

Can't confirm it's the same guy without a photo of him in a red Cal hat

Expand full comment

Oh damn, I just watched the clip! The doctor is also a Cal blog/twitter person :)

Expand full comment

Wyking Jones was in The Benchwarmers? No 3 was looking at the IMDB page for it and noticed his name. Apparently he's been in a few things. Looks like all bit parts. BTW I haven't watched The Benchwarmers.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0429480/

Expand full comment

If you're looking to send a stress-relief gift, and your loved one likes vintage dresses, this might be an option: https://www.simplicity.com/simplicity-storefront-catalog/vintage-collectibles/simplicity-vintage-paint-by-number-kit/ (use code S15 for 15% off)

Other ideas include chocolate; Godiva has various sales going on, and I recently ordered the luxury self-care package from here, which arrived in NYC really quickly! https://formosachocolates.com/ (use code SHOPSMALL15 for 15% off)

Have you guys been doing care packages? What have you been sending?

Expand full comment

@my parents’ rent subsidy@ and we buy groceries for our 70-something neighbor

Expand full comment

I'm glad the neighbor has your help!

Expand full comment

Her son lives out of state and is apparently arranging a lot of food delivery, so we’re just supplementing dairy and fruit for the most part - but we’re happy to help, she’s on her own and shouldn’t be out and about too much.

Expand full comment

Top Dog update

apparently so many people tried to do mail in orders that they cant actually fulfil them.

they normally get 3-4 orders/mo. they got over 150 orders recently.

apparently they are "doing ok"

Expand full comment

I didn't get a chance to go pick up a Hot and a Kielbasa last weekend. Maybe I'll go this weekend.

Expand full comment

Just heard an interesting tidbit on the news; today is the 15th anniversary of youtube videos. The first one ever was a guy at the elephant exhibit at the zoo (they showed a clip from it; looked interesting). Boy, did that take off.

Expand full comment

That IS interesting! Sadly, I heard yesterday that the Oakland Zoo is also in trouble :(

Expand full comment

I know this guy in Oklahoma that can help them out!

Expand full comment

He's probably too busy shagging his nanny

Expand full comment

I love citrus flavors and passion fruit jellies. Dislike bubblegum

Expand full comment

Toasted Marshmallow or GTFO

Expand full comment

I remember touring the factory. My favorite is strawberry. I also remember the large, weird mosaic of jellybellies in the image of Ronald Reagan.

Expand full comment

I took No 3 there last summer. The first time I've ever been. The kids had gone with their mom and her parents (they live in Benicia) way back when before we moved.

Expand full comment

My favorite is Peach, with Buttered Popcorn a close second. As for worst, I could have sworn there was a Blue Mint bean at one point, but all record of its existence has been scrubbed from the archives. I’ll go with Tutti-Frutti as worst, simply because it is so similar to Bubble Gum. This is an 18 given the current situation.

Expand full comment
author

Favorite: Green apple. Worst: Root Beer (discontinued)

Also, I regret never touring their factory.

Normally, this is a 15 topic. Now, it's an 18.

Expand full comment

They've discontinued Root Beer? It was totally in my top 5.

Expand full comment

I grew up in Fairfield, so the Jelly Belly tour was a staple field trip. Took the family a couple years back and it’s pretty easy to navigate the self-guided tour. Plus, Belly Flops are available in the gift shop! I recommend.

Expand full comment

Favorite is Coconut. Also in my top 5: Watermelon, Cappuccino, Licorice, and Cinnamon.

During normal life this is a 12 topic. Currently, it's an 18.

Expand full comment

The way this site gets updated, with replies inserted all over...it’s fun!

Expand full comment