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An Onion article that has stuck in your memory

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A lesser-known cocktail (definition: if you order it, a seasoned bartender won't bat an eye before making it, but the bartender at TGIF would cock her head sideways)

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Sidecar

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more obscure - Frisco

classy bartender - Paper Plane

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Is that the one where a Sri Lankan rapper fires 4 shots in the air and empties the cash register?

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Boston 1919

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Surfer On Acid

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Screaming Viking

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Do you like your cucumbers bruised?

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A movie that actually was a fairly good adaptation of the book

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Watchmen, the Zach Snyder movie...even if they altered the ending a bit

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I thought "Primary Colors" was very faithful to the book.

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It gets a lot of crap, but the Lord of The Rings Trilogy of movies was a pretty good telling of the story.

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It does?

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I loved the books and the movies. The movies were just a bit long, especially the end to three. My only real gripe is that The Hobbit could have been 2 movies, but they needed to add a bunch of content/characters to extend it to 3 and get more marketing material.

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i love the books and thought they did a fantastic job w/ LOTR

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people who 'love' the books or people who don't like wide plot holes seem to have some negative opinions. especially since the 'hobbit trilogy' abomination.

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Well the hobbit trilogy was a hot mess, but on the whole LoTR gets a lot of love, as far as I can tell.

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They're quite different, but the first Jurassic Park

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I prefer the Harry Potter movies to the books. The books get incredibly difficult to read, as they get longer and JK Rowling's sense of prose does not improve over time.

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The more famous she got, the less she was edited and yet the more she needed it

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I'm of two minds - the back half of the book series isn't great . . . but some of the movies really miss the point of the books AND Gambon isn't a great Dumbledore.

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The movies are a mixed bag, it’s true.

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Well, two books: "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World" did an excellent job of bringing Patrick O'Brian's characters to life.

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I liked Master and Commander, haven't read the book though.

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War and Peace (the Soviet version). It was 6 hours long, though. In two parts.

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Something with prawns in it

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District 9

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fookin' prawns

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dialog for an episode of the Man in the High Castle

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Today in the 'rona

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Tests show that my dad did not have CV19. Standard case of an old, weak, immunocompromised guy who got a really bad case of pneumonia. He had given up in life - too weak to sit up, talk, or even read - so he was trapped in his own body. This was the "best-worst" thing to happen. Quick. Painless.

Thanks to y'all who said something nice. I'm glad a few of you got to meet him.

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I'm glad to hear that it wasn't a prolonged ordeal. You and your family have my condolences.

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Apr 28, 2020Liked by SGBear

I'm glad to hear he did not have to suffer too badly. Condolences, SGB <3

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Apr 28, 2020Liked by SGBear

My deepest sympathies.

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I’m sorry your dad died.

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Sorry about your loss regardless of the cause. Maybe the end of the pain is some solace for all.

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I'm so sorry for your loss, but it sounds like the least worst of outcomes. May his memory be a blessing.

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My sincere condolences...

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I'm thankful he isn't suffering, but of course, I'm sure the loss weighs heavily. Take care <3

If remembering him on good days is helpful, please do share your memories of him.

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Once, a pencil-necked 'furdie got shitty my Dad after taking food from his Big Game tailgate and then threw the food at my step-mother when confronted. At the time, my dad was a 230 pound body-building hulk. Making him mad was not advisable. That weenie got his ass lightly beaten amidst the eucalyptus trees and was forced to apologize by the scruff of his neck in front of the tailgate crowd.

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Sounds like a good man.

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Oh my!

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OUR RUMBLING STUMBLING BUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Is ReOpen the right-wing version of Occupy?

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It's not like they're opening everything to everyone at 100% clip.

I'm a Texan now and completely fine with the reopening in phases. The phases allow businesses to get back in a safe matter while measuring/shutting off any issues that arise. It's up to the businesses and people if they'd choose to go or not. My choice is to stay home for the time being and allow others to operate as long as it's in the realm of public safety.

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You know it's not about "re-opening for business" - it's about getting people off unemployment.

Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds (R) said in her state, it will be considered a “voluntary quit” if an employee refuses to return to work once businesses reopen, thereby losing access to unemployment benefits.

A similar situation will soon play out in Texas.

https://twitter.com/ScottImmordino/status/1255231572233551872?s=20

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That's despicable

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Wholly unsurprising though

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I’m in Bay Area and share this view.

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I'd say there's a world of difference between someone taking your view and the reactionary goons protesting.

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One of the local Starbucks standalone stores re-opened today. You can't go inside but they set up a table just inside the doorway to take your order and payment. They marked out Three boxes on the sidewalk for people to stand in while waiting for their drink. Doesn't seem ideal for those of us walking by to go to the store or while exercising.

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Ours works like this, but you have to order from the app. Never more than one person outside waiting.

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When I went by today they had a sign out front and it is order from the app only too.

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For such a populous state, Texas numbers are not so bad. The rhetoric of the Lt Gov has been annoying though.

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PRO

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NFL: Patriots drafted kicker who has a white supremacist tattoo. Whether you believe his explanation is up to you.

https://deadspin.com/justin-rohrwassers-ignorance-about-3-percenters-isnt-be-1843089092

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If he's on the kickoff team, he better hope he has excellent blockers. Otherwise he is going to be steamrolled if he gets anywhere near the kick returner.

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Zombie Deadspin sucks

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I didn't know anything about what the "3 Percenters" were before now, but looking them up it seems like they are a quasi-militia "anti government" group that is not explicitly white supremacist? Is there more to indicate they are actually a white supremacist group?

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there's plenty of crossover with white supremacists, but I can't be sure that's what this guy ever subscribed to.

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I don't believe his explanation. Since he learned it from family in the military, he's likely been a white supremacist and hasn't felt like disowning that heritage.

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I agree. When I saw this a couple of days ago his explanation was that he didn't know what it was.

<<jennifer.lawrence.yeah.ok.gif>>

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Chiefs release punter Dustin Colquitt after 15 years

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29107537/source-chiefs-release-punter-dustin-colquitt-15-years

You'll never see a Colquitt back away...

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Wrong Colquitt (it was Britton that punted to DeSean)

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CAL

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GO BEARS!

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74% of the LearnedLeaguers (an online trivia society) who took the "Swimming" 1-day quiz (special topic tests that typically only draws people who know something about the topic to take it) missed this question:

"What Pac-12 school has placed first or second in the last 10 NCAA Men's Swimming and Diving Championships and 7 of the last 10 Women's NCAA Swimming and Diving Championships? Notable swimmers from this school include Nathan Adrian, Missy Franklin, Ryan Murphy, and Dana Vollmer."

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17 + the free space...I've never been scared by Oski, I don't have a pet, no photo with the Axe (yet), didn't get to see J-Kidd play live (I was there when Cal retired his jersey) nor met Marshawn (not counting seeing him play at Memorial), and as much as I love Cal sports, I didn't really care for more organized fandom like the Rally Comm nor going to a bonfire rally (I rather go to basketball or volleyball games at the same nights). As for the spaces that I got, I easily did most things there multiple times, including if you count a double major as "graduated from Cal" twice.

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18/25

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I feel like I'm missing some easy ones: scared by Oski, Cal-themed pet, photo with the Axe, Spieker Pool. The other three are tougher to achieve: seeing Jason Kidd, meeting Marshawn, being in Rally Comm.

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Hang out in Oakland and you'll meet Marshawn sooner or later. During normal times, he's hanging out at the Beastmode shop lots of times. I have a friend who doesn't follow sports, barely knows who he is, but walks by the store on her way to work and he's given her Skittles before.

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I've been by the store a few times. Once his BeastMode Lambo was on the corner of 7th and Broadway, but he wasn't in the store. The skittles vending machine did work so we got a small cup of it.

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16+ free space. Not bad for a non-Cal alum.

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19, if startled by Oski counts. He (she?) was standing right behind me in the aisle of a football game trying to get around me while I was in conversation. I turned, was startled, and lived to tell about it. No rally comm, no pets, no photos or autographs, no Marshawn.

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19 + free space

-Oski doesn't scare me

-I don't have a pet (but if I did, would I go with a food name or a Cal name? Hmmm...at least if I went with an Ohio name, a Buckeye is also a food)

-I never watched Jason Kidd play live

-I've seen plenty of Cal teams that won national championships, but haven't watched/been at the games/matches where they actually won those championships

-I've never met Marshawn Lynch

-I don't have a Cal jersey

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Dang, only 14

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@because they didn't have squares such as "saw a football game coached by Andy Smith"@?

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16

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16. No jersey, no Rally Comm, no rally, no pets, no photos/autographs/Fight (I don't know the words, shamefully), no Beast Mode.

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Our sturdy Golden Bear,

Is watching from the skies,

Looks down upon our colors fair,

And guards us from his lair.

Our banner Gold and Blue,

The symbol on it too,

Means FIGHT! for California.

For California through and through!

Stalwarts girded for the fray,

Will strive for victory,

Their all at Mater’s feet will lay,

That brain and brawn will win the day.

Our mighty sons and true

Will strive for us anew,

And FIGHT! for California,

For California through and through!

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This very blog got its name from those lyrics.

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In my day, we always ended with...And WIN! for California,...

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16. Oski never scared me. Won national champs in Water polo and gymnastics while I was a student, but l didn’t see these live.

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18. i'm olds.

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16. seeing a Natty makes me miss a Bingo with the 2nd column.

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I assume they mean live.

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Oski - at around 5 years old my parents brought me up to Oski and I did did not react as they hoped despite being fascinated from a distance...Up close, looming over met, it was too much.

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Off topic: Were any Cal players undrafted free agents??? I saw that Kalilh Tate went to the Eagles, Anthony Gordon to the Seahawks, and Stephen Montez to the Redskins...

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No.

The two UDFA prospects were Traveon Beck and Jordan Duncan. To date, neither were signed. If Beck was a few inches taller, someone would give him a chance. He still might get a chance. Duncan's football career is probably over.

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Plato and the ancient Greeks on soulmates ...

It is said that in the beginning of time, when humans were first created, they had a form different to that they have today. They were both man and woman, had four arms, four legs and a single head made of two faces.

And there was a time that humans were very powerful creatures, fearless and strong, and even dared to threat the Gods. They threatened to conquer them and rule in their stead, and become the new Gods.

So Zeus came up with [a] solution. They would split the humans in half and punish them for their pride and hubris. Apart from the pain that would cause them, they would also double the population of humans, hence doubling the tributes that had to be made to them by humans. And so they did and the humans everywhere split in two.

Apollo, God of music, truth and prophecy, healing, and light, could not bear see them like this, so to ease their pain, he sewed them up, reconstituted their body forms and just left the navel as the only reminder of their original form. So, humans went from double face and double sex creatures with eight limbs, to single faced ones of a single sex, with two arms and two legs.

*** And they forever longed for their soul and physical other half. ***

Their physical nature would feel a burning desire to be completed with the physical nature of the other sex, and their soul alike would yearn for their soul’s other half be complete, their soulmate. And according to the myth, when these two halves find each other, there will be a silent understanding of one another, they will feel joined and exist with each other in unison and will know no greater joy than that.

https://elligold.com/the-myth-of-soulmates/

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For some reason I am reminded of the Theogony of Hesiod.

https://msu.edu/~tyrrell/theogon.pdf

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math puzzles

wasnt somone doing math puzzles recently in their spare time?

you might want to check this out.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/store/ebooks/martin-gardner-adventures-in-flatland/

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Whew, I thought it was going to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatland, which I remember reading in high school math and not enjoying, but maybe I would appreciate it more now.

This one could be fun!

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tbb sent out the tweet that had the puzzles. I went through a bunch of them. Got some of them. Couldn't figure out others. Peaked on some of them to see how they were solved. Others I want to look at this weekend to see if I can figure out how to solve them.

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