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Should start a Cal Bears line of crayon colors, both current and vintage: "Bird" (for Alaysia "Bird" Styles), "Marshawn," "Anigwe." I'd buy 'em for the grandbears.

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Wife got me an air fryer for my birthday. Wasn't really on my wish list, but that's life.

The fresh fry quotient has gone up exponentially in our house. Nobody complains. Also, I think I have perfected the Nashville hot chicken sandwich.

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do you put the spices in a brine/buttermilk marinade? or just the flour?

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Both. Capsaicin transfers better in oil, but I find that it also is best on the outside of food rather than diffuse through the whole thing. I think it is a better experience to have a crunchy chicken cutlet that is surprisingly spicy at first, but then doesn't punish you as you chew.

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Here we are - another day of shelter in place. John Fisher (A's owner) is a cheapskate loser

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light golden I guess - closest to my handl My favorite crayola color as a kid was burnt umber.

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Who is the most religious person you know?

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There's quietly religious and obnoxiously religious. I try so hard to stay away from the latter, but there are so many of them

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it used to be HAG's ex.

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I agree. Or her mom.

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Today in Coronavirus

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What screams 1990s?

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Boy bands

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Double-breasted suits

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Parody movies: Hot Shots, Robin Hood: MiT, Space Balls, Scary Movie, Austin Powers, Naked Gun

Although there is some bleed over from the late 80's and early 00's.

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Acid-wash jeans?

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Blockbuster

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Or those giveaway plastic cups for various movies. I don't have fast food as much last 20 years but I don't recall as many of those sets being given away.

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Your crayon color

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I'm probably a medium deep golden on my arms. Maybe a little lighter on my legs. Definitely have a farmers tan so probably a light medium golden on my body. Used to have darker arms and legs when I was coaching No 3's teams with all our games in the hot midwestern summers without shade.

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Definitely have a farmer's tan. Since I run outside almost every day my arms and legs have more color than my Scandinavian heritage would indicate I should have.

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I have a farmer tan. My shoulder is extra light almond, my forearm medium golden.

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Light Medium Golden. I would like to get more sun so that I can be Light Medium Almond/Golden instead.

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Very light almond is almost translucent enough

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it varies. somewhere between light medium almond, medium golden, light medium golden, and deep almond.

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Why do the crayons not match the colors listed?

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They weren't intended to?

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12 colors, 13 crayons per side

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"Sexual Chocolate"...duh

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That boy's good!

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Randy Watson!!

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They should have renamed "medium golden" as "presidential"

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I'm probably closest to "medium golden" :-|

It's between that one and "medium almond"

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Either you've turned a surprising shade of orange since I last saw you or I need to calibrate the colors on this monitor.

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Hmm. On my phone, medium golden is a lot brighter, so I'm between medium deep almond and medium almond. On my computer medium golden is much more muted.

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lol I opened it on my phone and I'm actually close to medium golden, although I'm a little closer to medium almond. Everything is much less orange than it is on this monitor. I gotta adjust these settings.

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EXCUSE ME if i hold my phone up to my skin I am almost exactly medium golden!!!

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medium deep rose .. is anyone that color?

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My face was that color in Syracuse, NY the morning after the '97 Sweet 16 game v. Carolina....then again back home in the Bay Area in '03 the morning after the SC win...and in Phoenix the morning after the 52-49 win over Va Tech....and in San Diego in '06 I believe, the morning after housing A & M....and and and

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Some people have very ruddy faces?

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You turn that color if you die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

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OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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Where to even start, I can’t type fast enough to keep pace

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Nice summarization.

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PRO

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I literally LOL'd. Absolute *chef's kiss*

That person needs to be promoted to writing headlines for the NYT.

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Oh, Oh, Oh

My wife had the bestest idea: She was casually watching a replay of a World Series game with the Astros, and she said it would be better if they had new announcing where the commentators could point out points of the game where the Astros were likely cheating. Different announcers for different games, all for the other team's home broadcast crew.

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I might as well pander and put it here: JT Daniels is transferring from SC to Georgia.

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SEC! SEC! SEC!

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Honestly I can’t blame him. I have to imagine Georgia’s staff have a better plan for their QBs than “try and avoid getting sacked while the pocket collapses on yet another deep throw play.”

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CAL

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Go Bears!

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If Cal FB plays 2020, who do you think will have a breakout season?

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Trevon Clark seems like he should get a lot more playing time due to graduations.

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If Garbers stays healthy, my vote is Makai Polk. If Modster or whoever struggle to complete passes tho, anyone’s guess.

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Someone from Stanford.

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I mean, if you call this breaking out: https://i.imgur.com/Kbs82RU.gif

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I had to double check to make sure this wasn't Twist

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BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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