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SGBear's avatar

Looks like I've got to find a new brand of canned beans. Frankly, I doubt it will be a difficult adjustment.

https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1281378717722464257

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Cugel's avatar

Wow, my phone is still at 94% battery effectiveness

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Instacart

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heyalumnigo's avatar

It looks like someone is trying to hack my account. I got an email for resetting the PW and then an email for too many failed attempts. Since I don't use it, I think I'll just ignore the reset password instead of resetting it and cancelling the account.

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Also there is someone that keeps using my gmail for some of their stuff. [FN][MI][LN]. And based on some emails their first name is the same and their last name starts with [MI][first letter of my last name] so I guess it's a brain fart? I usually just ignore and delete them. I'm guessing they have the same username and a different number after.

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DC Trojan's avatar

I get those for someone trying to use [FN][LN] for me - I have that on gmail with a dot in between and various Scottish or Scottish adjacent types try to use the names together with no punctuation.

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Scootie's avatar

There are a lot of me's in Southern CA and Texas for whom I get little league schedules, appointment reminders and the like. Is it that hard to remember your own damn email address?

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DC Trojan's avatar

Apparently it is

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Cugel's avatar

"SEOUL, South Korea — The mayor of Seoul, South Korea, the country’s most powerful official after the president, was found dead by the police, hours after his daughter reported him missing, the authorities said Friday.

A Seoul police officer confirmed the discovery of Park Won-soon’s body in a hill in northern Seoul, but said he could offer no further detail until there was a formal announcement.

His disappearance came a day after a secretary in the mayor’s office told the police that he had been sexually harassing her since 2017, two Seoul television stations reported, attributing the information to unidentified police sources. "

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/09/world/asia/seoul-mayor-dead.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

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Cugel's avatar

Any guesses on what the Epithets change their name to? I vote for "Army of the Potomac" but maybe that's just because I've been reading Gettysburg.

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atoms's avatar

I've heard "Red Tails" thrown around, seems like a good choice.

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Cugel's avatar

Fits with their existing color scheme.

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sycasey's avatar

Yeah, they don't really have to change anything but the logo.

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SGBear's avatar

"Better than Better Than Ezra"

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atoms's avatar

Even Better Than Ezra

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Wiata78's avatar

Cool picture—is this a Cal swimmer?

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SGBear's avatar

Nope. When I create the DBD, I swear I will do something thematic. It never comes to that. My method is to quickly select a pic at semi-random off the internet that interest me. I'm usually pressed for time. As Terrence & Rob found out, it is hard work trying to write content about nothing in particular every weekday.

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SGBear's avatar

Speaking of... I am going on vacation and sitting my butt on Bald Head Island beach. Y'all gotta come up with your own topics for a week.

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Leland's avatar

dangerfield_no_respect.png

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

A classic Back to School exchange...

Partygoer: "Mr. Mellon, your wife was just showing us her Klimpt."

Dangerfield: "Ah, you too huh?"

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SGBear's avatar

Is the bacon craze over?

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AndyPanda's avatar

It will never be over! (Tastes too good!)

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Wiata78's avatar

As soon as it’s over, a new one starts

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Cugel's avatar

Impossible! inconceivable!

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SGBear's avatar

Who do you want to punch in the face?

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atoms's avatar

Mitch McConnell

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Repeatedly

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Scootie's avatar

Twist.

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Berkelium97's avatar

William Barr

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paulie's avatar

repeatedly

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SGBear's avatar

Tucker Carlson

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Repeatedly

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AndyPanda's avatar

Someone not wearing a mask over said face in a crowded or indoor public place.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Repeatedly

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Was it someone here? Or someone else I follow on Twitter? Anyway, someone pointed out that the statue uh...was perhaps not the most accurate effigy.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

I felt the artist wasn’t trying to capture her physical likeness but what her soul and inner ugliness. In that regard I found it incredibly accurate.

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Berkelium97's avatar

pltm

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paulie's avatar

how do you burn a statue

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paulie's avatar

it was wooden statue...huh

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atoms's avatar

A museum curator in the UK helpfully tweeted out how to ruin bronze statues:

https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/7d078054-6aae-486f-beb6-a6d940c8dd13.jpg

lol

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SGBear's avatar

I REALLY DON'T CARE, DO U?

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Haha, maybe trump can sign another executive order that also protects all statues in the world and known universe.

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goldenone's avatar

Cool pic, the embodiment of surface tension.

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SGBear's avatar

Today in CV19

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Ivy League not playing fall sports season. Some sports may move to spring.

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SGBear's avatar

Glee

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Actress Naya Rivera presumed dead after apparent drowning

https://twitter.com/RobertNBCLA/status/1281089555282759681

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sycasey's avatar

If so she would be the third young actor from Glee who is now dead.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

That cast is cursed. One by suicide, one by accidental overdose and now drowning.

At least her 4 year old son was found alive and safe.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Oh I forgot about Puck.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Netflix will probably be dropping a docu series on the cast within a year.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I'm trying to figure out what cast member has done anything of note after Glee. I guess Finn's dad was on The Good Place. And Jane Lynch was on something, forgot what.

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sycasey's avatar

He was more of a recurring guest actor, but Jonathan Groff has done a lot of big stuff since then. Darren Criss played the Versace killer guy in the miniseries (another Ryan Murphy production).

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I remember Darren Criss did a cameo in the Flash/Supergirl musical episode.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

throw in the Lea Michele drama as well

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heyalumnigo's avatar

oh I haven't heard about this drama. Fire up the google.

[colbert eating popcorn.gif]

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Apparently she is a difficult person to work with and made life very difficult for people on set.

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Berkelium97's avatar

Lake Piru! I used to go there as a kid.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

reading fail. I was wondering if she was the one from Glee before realizing it was under Glee.

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SGBear's avatar

Tension

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DC Trojan's avatar

I read several twitter threads yesterday about how Frida Kahlo is canceled for appropriating traditional Zapotec art forms and being a self hating colorist mestiza. I’m certainly not able to assess the academic merits of the claims but people are certainly very angry.

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Cugel's avatar

/eyeroll

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DC Trojan's avatar

I mean it was interesting enough. No matter what the community, there are subdivisions who really hate one another and it’s all coming out now in the language of power rebalancing

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"She describes herself as a Beyoncé fan but says that when she saw the video, she winced.

“There is so much more to Africa than lions,” she said, “and painting our faces white.”

Chikuma said she didn’t recognize herself or her friends in the artist’s footage. She is wrapping up a finance degree and is learning stock trading. She scrolls Twitter to pass the pandemic-warped time.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/beyonce-black-is-king-africa-backlash/2020/07/08/cfaa2dd2-c079-11ea-864a-0dd31b9d6917_story.html

“The stereotypes bother me,” she said. “Like: Is there WiFi? Do we live in huts?”

People just want to be presented as three-dimensional, said Paballo Chauke, a 29-year-old biotech employee in Capetown, South Africa, who expressed his frustrations in a lengthy Twitter thread."

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DC Trojan's avatar

It’s always interesting to see the collision of American cultural politics with those of other countries. We do tend to get wrapped around our own axles and assume it’s applicable elsewhere.

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SGBear's avatar

OUR CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY

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SGBear's avatar

CDC revises school reopening guidelines after Trump complains. Director Redfield underscores that the revision is so that schools can reopen, not stay closed.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/07/08/pence-cdc-changing-coronavirus-school-guidelines-after-trump-attack/5398493002/

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DC Trojan's avatar

That was quick

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atoms's avatar

You can have expert guidance from epidemiologists at the CDC, or you can have nonsense Trumpy political bullshit from the White House, but those two things are irreconcilable.

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DC Trojan's avatar

🐓🐓🐓🐓

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Berkelium97's avatar

Supreme Court votes 7-2 to move forward with releasing Trump's financial/tax records.

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1281232297166024710

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Berkelium97's avatar

The ruling above ^ refers to New York's subpoena.

But they also ruled 7-2 that Congressional subpoenas of Trump's tax returns will need further review from a lower court.

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1281236304706129920

tl;dr we ain't seeing tax returns any time soon

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Scootie's avatar

I personally don't care about seeing them. The win here is that NY can get his Deutsche records, now.

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goldenone's avatar

Mazars, too. His accounting firm.

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SGBear's avatar

SCOTUS: Manhattan DA can subpoena Trump's tax returns

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/19pdf/19-635_o7jq.pdf

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goldenone's avatar

That's good. Wait til the realization sinks in that he pays no taxes.

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SGBear's avatar

PRO

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SGBear's avatar

CAL

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UC Berkeley reports 47 new Covid cases after only previously reporting 23. Most of the new cases are tied to Fraternity parties. UW reported 139 last week due to fraternity parties.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/07/08/uc-berkeley-fall-reopening-in-jeopardy-after-47-new-covid-19-cases-linked-to-week-of-frat-parties/

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DC Trojan's avatar

Anyone would think that drinking inside and otherwise having people in close quarters might be a trigger for spreading the virus

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Scootie's avatar

This is going to continue to be a problem nationwide. It doesn't even take a party -- any greek living situation is 40-80 people sharing one central living and dining space. In many sorority houses, they also share sleeping space, with sleeping porches housing as many as 30 girls at a time.

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SGBear's avatar

That's a lot of giggling and pillow fighting.

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Scootie's avatar

Yeah baby.

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Cugel's avatar

Tsk, tsk, what a dirty mind you have.

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DC Trojan's avatar

Yeah, that was why for once I was sporting and qualified my comment. I hadn’t realized that people would be living in the houses year-round.

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Wow, that's a big sleeping porch!!!

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Scootie's avatar

One of the reasons I chose to pledge the house I did over the second place house was the lack of sleeping porches. I wanted a bedroom with only a roommate or two, not half the damn house.

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AndyPanda's avatar

Frat brothers apparently don't. But history has told us they miss a lot of things, especially after a few beers.

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SGBear's avatar

GO BEARS!

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SGBear's avatar

Newman Hall has it owns alumni FB page

https://www.facebook.com/groups/18900248661/

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SGBear's avatar

My life got noticeably better after I muted a select few Cal alums in my social media.

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g.oso's avatar

*cough* Ken Montgomery *cough*

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GoldenSD81's avatar

I can’t even imagine what his FB page and post must be like on Facebook.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

its mostly like him. All about Ken, his amazing adventures, his amazing company that he works for and contrarian opinions that get a rise out of people

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g.oso's avatar

he blocked me on twitter after I laughed at him praising Gov DeSantis' "science backed" news conference the other day. But I did see he deleted his fb account a few days ago

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heyalumnigo's avatar

interesting. How do you know someone deletes their account? Did he post something saying he was deleting? I don't really want to log into FB to find out.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

did he really? I hadnt noticed but then, I dont engage on his posts because they are largely irrational cloaked in a semblance of reason

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I only check FB at a max once a week and I rarely see a post by him. They must be filtering or sorting posts somehow. I rarely comment or like anything anymore. Most of my things are just wishing someone a happy birthday.

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However there is one grandmother of one of No 3's teammates that I changed to stop getting updates from her. Holy crap. Lots of right wing stuff. My ex said that she uses No 3's FB account to have a laugh and read the nutty posts.

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atoms's avatar

It's okay, you can call me out by name, I won't be offended.

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SGBear's avatar

For the third year in a row, the NC CAA chapter is hosting a new student event. I google all the attendees to make sure that they are real students. I can affirm that new students are so, so, so impressive. They do real research in labs. They work to be astronauts for NASA. They are captains of a school sport. And they are genuinely nice, well grounded kids. Not weirdos who have socialization issues like at some nameless schools. It warms my heart how impressive the kids are that are going to Cal.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

There is no way in hell I could get into Cal today.

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atoms's avatar

I definitely could get in.

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dcblue's avatar

Ditto

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

I'd be two years at DVC

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

My other internet community talks about their kids quite often, and a lot of what they say their kids care about or do makes me feel better about the future.

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I previously missed this development, but Trace Travis writes that TE Collin Moore retracted his name from the transfer portal and will play his fifth year at Cal after getting accepted to grad school. This means we have a blocking TE if the season is played.

https://cal.rivals.com/news/golden-bear-roster-rundown-no-16-collin-moore

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paulie's avatar

that's no small feat getting accepted to grad school, good work!!

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Berkelium97's avatar

Especially getting into a Berkeley grad school after being a Berkeley undergrad. I know this from past experience getting rejected lol

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Leland's avatar

I like to blame my rejection from Berkeley grad programs on the fact that I was a Berkeley undergrad and not because my grades were trash.

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AndyPanda's avatar

Sounds like there might be a Berkeley group effort/problem here!

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goldenone's avatar

Tight-End U?

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