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Cugel's avatar

Props to anyone that knows what "Love Jihad" means.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

sounds like a really shitty porn movie

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Last year, Adityanath introduced a law in Uttar Pradesh that he said would curb “love jihad,” a term used by Hindu nationalists who allege Muslim men are marrying and converting Hindu women as part of a campaign.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/08/29/india-population-hindus-muslims/

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Fire Starkey's avatar

the obvious counter is send Little Superstar in to save the day!

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Cugel's avatar

It's worse than that...

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WilderThanGene's avatar

Premium/Substack

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WilderThanGene's avatar

Attempted to join the club.. Submitted payment info. Page just hung and spun forever. Anyone else?

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GB III's avatar

I joined, but I don’t know what happens next. So, what happens next?

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Terence's avatar

You'll get access (via email and here) to premium articles - Pitor Le's analysis went out yesterday.

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SGBear's avatar

I see your payment. You're in.

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WilderThanGene's avatar

Thank you!

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Paylor walks to receive his diploma at this past Sunday's graduation!! Congrats Robert

https://www.si.com/college/cal/other-sports/robert-paylor-graduation

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SGBear's avatar

A kit-out so ridiculous that both the left and right hate it.

https://twitter.com/TPUSA/status/1431967369614692355

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Terence's avatar

Kaitlin Bennett, Charlie Kirk's tiny face

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SGBear's avatar

The English have English breakfast. What elements would be on your breakfast plate? Kicker: pick as if you must be able to eat it once a week for a decade.

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Terence's avatar

HK Breakfast (for me - the general one would be macaroni in chicken broth)

HK Style scrambled eggs on the softest whitest bread.

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Cugel's avatar

That.... doesn't sound exciting at all.

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Terence's avatar

That indicates to me that you have never had it.

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sycasey's avatar

Hawaiian breakfast: loco moco.

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SGBear's avatar

2 Eggs over easy, chorizo sausage, salsa, 2 slices of whole wheat toast (buttered and racked), cup of fresh fruit salad, pot of coffee.

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

https://twitter.com/LucyKwords/status/1414976915128082439?s=20

But also, I got McDonald's breakfast this morning (egg and cheese biscuit, hashbrown) nomnomnom

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AndyPanda's avatar

I get the sausage and egg McMuffin and a hash brown wedge on average once a week. And look forward to it.

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Cugel's avatar

Oh, I know: Cowboy hash. A fry-up of bacon, onions, bell peppers, marble potatoes, covered with cheese, served with salsa & crema.

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Berkelium97's avatar

All of the above answers are correct (mostly because I love breakfast foods), but this answer is especially correct.

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SGBear's avatar

Give the DBD a hot take related to UC Berkeley or Cal Athletics

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

we should swiftly excommunicate any alum who refers to Cal in otherwise non-all-caps as "CAL" as if it's an acronym

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Scootie's avatar

Nah, that's how it was done when I was in school. My entire generation probably refers to it that way.

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

really? I get emails from alumni groups with it and it really grates at me

any idea why?

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heyalumnigo's avatar

Older alumni are hard of hearing?

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

BEARS

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heyalumnigo's avatar

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Excuse yourself, some of us talk in all caps

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

I ADDED "OTHERWISE NON-ALL-CAPS" TYVM

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

OK FINE GO BEARS

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

we're yelling about boys?

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

APPARENTLY YOU'RE JUST SPEAKING IN A NORMAL VOICE ABOUT BOYS

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Most of the value of attending UCB undergrad (or any elite university, really) is due to their ability to attract and accumulate talent. The actual educational experience delivered is fine, but not markedly different from many other schools outside of the talent/potential level of your peers.

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Cugel's avatar

I'm not sure this is really a hot take.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Maybe not, but we still seem to charge tuition like it is

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Wiata78's avatar

So the quality of instruction and lectures etc. is not that different, but what you get at the more elite institutions is student colleagues who will, on average, work faster and better. That's what you pay for at a place like MIT. By comparison, Cal is a tuition bargain.

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Macarolina's avatar

Student colleagues matter- quality of discussion & co-learning, plus drive also matters. high yardsticks to measure up to generally drive more effort for tests, papers, etc. plus the star talent that actually teach undergrads- profs like Litwack, Romer, Jowitz, Diamond make memorable impacts. I went to UNC for grad school, took 2 joint undergrad/grad classes there- BIG difference in undergrad caliber.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Right, and I'm not sure how much impact the elite peer group has on learning. Do Cal students leave college better _educated_, or just better _connected_? Remember, these are all elite high school students, they were pretty much always going to perform well academically no matter what Cal did or didn't do.

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heyalumnigo's avatar

I would agree that alot of the elite HS and colleges are all about connections and the University name on the paper. I'm sure connections is something that elite schools push. Need a job, I'm sure we have an alum that works in that field and can give you a chance.

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TheBuckeyeBear's avatar

Also networking

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

and if you're interested in getting involved with research, it's really only a good fit if you find faculty who actually work effectively with undergrads, and don't pawn you off on a postdoc*

*this happened, let's say, to a friend

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Cugel's avatar

So does everywhere else!

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

price has divorced from value

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sycasey's avatar

All of this is even more true for any private school.

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TD_24's avatar

Tahoe Fire and Evacuations

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TD_24's avatar

Our Crumbling World

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Today in rona

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Other College

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Remember the QB grad assistant at South Carolina who ended up joining the team because their starter sprained his ankle badly, the backup QB got sick and lost 20 pounds, leaving only a freshman as the only scholarship player at QB? Well, he's starting game 1 vs. Eastern Illinois. He has attempted 290 passes and completed 47.2% with 12 TDs and 8 INTs through 3 seasons as a backup at ISU and NDSU.

https://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/sports/college/usc/2021/08/31/south-carolina-gamecocks-football-eastern-illinois-starting-quarterback/5609061001/

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Follow-up: A visual of UCLA game day attendance

https://twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/1431701311523803137

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Ucla needs to build a new stadium, I know land is expensive but it doesn’t need to be very big, just a nice 35,000 seat stadium or play in Carson who the Chargers and SDSU played their games.

Lastly, if they insist on an off campus stadium they should just play in San Diego at the new SDSU football stadium that is being built.

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goldenone's avatar

How about on Wilshire Blvd? Just cover over the La Brea tar pits.

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

playing in Carson wouldn't be unreasonable. I think building a new stadium doesn't really make sense given how little land is available near their campus

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Cugel's avatar

Seriously, Carson? Why not in Exposition Park? That would be hella funny.

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

that's closer geographically but a much more terrible stadium right?

(it's been ages since I've been at the Coliseum, and I haven't been to the Rose Bowl since 2015 I wanna say)

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

I just realized that Carson isn't where SoFi Stadium is

East Coaster is doing his homework right now

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Cugel's avatar

No, no no, new stadium where LAFC plays, great views, down side only seats 28,000

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

what's the capacity of Stanfurd's new stadium? I feel like that should be the floor of stadium capacity; it's intimate without feeling like a high school game

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Cugel's avatar

50,000

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

Yeah, might be a little undersized for UCLA then

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

yes just realized! I'm horrible at LA geography

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Cugel's avatar

If we can make flying aircraft carriers, why not flying stadiums?

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Cugel's avatar

Ouch

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dcblue's avatar

I didn't watch the game but had the TV on as I was getting ready to go out and was struck by how few people were there just before opening kick-off.

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goldenone's avatar

Only some folks were wearing masks, though many did practice social distancing...

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sycasey's avatar

Just IMO, but . . . I don't think you need masks for an outdoor event where people are spread out like that.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

😂 Covid was no match for a ucla game.

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sycasey's avatar

Indeed. Though in fairness to them, the Rose Bowl is a MASSIVE stadium, so even a crowd of 20k or so will look really sparse.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

I’m not interested in being fair to ucla. I have been to the Rose Bowl for Ucla/Cal in 05 and 07 games so I’m aware how big the stadium is and how much fun it can be with a full crowd.

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

I was at that 07 game. "Fun" was not in my recollection.

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sycasey's avatar

Both 2005 and 2007 were the stuff of nightmares.

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Pac-12 expert picks 2021: Most overrated and underrated teams, projected order of finish, bold predictions

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/2021-college-football-playoff-predictions-expert-picks-most-overrated-and-underrated-teams/

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Berkelium97's avatar

USC? Underrated? Surely you jest.

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

I can't take anything CBS says seriously. SEC shrills...they don't even follow the P12.

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SGBear's avatar

Well, not college, but high school.

IMG Academy - arguably the best HS football program in America - played Bishop Sycamore HS (Columbus OH) on ESPN. Bishop Sycamore (OH) has the fourth hardest schedule in America according to Maxpreps with their tilts against #1 IMG (FL), #10 St. Frances Academy (MD), #15 Duncanville (TX), #33 DeMatha (MD), and #83 Archbishop Hoban (OH).

Sycamore lost to IMG 58-0 and looked bad doing it. And then the Sycamore's story started unravelling. They only had 30 something players. They were sharing helmets. They played 3 games in 3 days. Bishop Sycamore claimed to have a bunch of D1 recruits, but nobody ever showed up on any recruiting databases.

So people started digging. There is no Bishop Sycamore High School. The players are adults - not high school kids. Their coach is a felon with an outstanding warrant. [BH90210 theme starts playing].

https://awfulannouncing.com/espn/we-learned-more-about-how-bishop-sycamore-ended-up-playing-on-espn-and-its-only-getting-shadier.html

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Erik Johannessen's avatar

Obviously the fraud that is Bishop Sycamore is the big story here, but they're also a symptom of a larger ecosystem, where there's so much attention/promotion of high school programs that this sort of fraud would even be worth perpetrating.

Honestly, the idea of a "national high school football powerhouse" just shouldn't exist.

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Cugel's avatar

But a Texas high school football powerhouse - perfectly cromulent.

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Cugel's avatar

What?

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

I'd watch

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TD_24's avatar

Cal

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Game day stuff announced here - face coverings are highly recommended and required inside the stadium, councourses, restrooms, etc.

https://calbears.com/news/2021/8/31/football-what-to-know-gameday-at-california-memorial-stadium.aspx

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Weav cut again, fails to make Cardinals' 53 man roster

https://raisingzona.com/2021/08/31/evan-weaver-fails-arizona-cardinals-53-man/

Hopefully he'll land somewhere and get a chance

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Cugel's avatar

Love him, but honestly there are kids who are great college ball players who have almost no chance in the League.

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sycasey's avatar

I was always skeptical of Weaver's chances in the NFL. I didn't think he had the speed to keep up against NFL passing games (by the end of his time at Cal he was already being taken off the field in obvious passing situations).

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Belichick coulda made it work with EW's instincts and intangibles, and he'd be a terror on special teams.

Arizona coaching staff is a complete fraud, tho, so not a huge surprise Weaver couldn't wow them.

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goldenone's avatar

While not the fastest guy, Weav made up for it with football smarts and anticipation, plus he's very tough. Maybe he goes to WFT and Rivera? But then again they cut Jordan K today. Also, Laird made the Dolphins 53 man roster.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

he needs to find a different team. As the article points out, the Cardinals are loaded at ILB

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Robert Paylor Leaves 'Em Cheering As He Walks Across the Stage to Receive His Cal Diploma

https://www.si.com/college/cal/other-sports/robert-paylor-graduation

Robert Paylor did it again on Sunday, inspiring a large group of people, most of whom don’t even know him.

Left a quadriplegic after suffering a spinal cord injury on May 6, 2017 while playing for the Cal rugby team, Paylor was not supposed to walk again. Doctors weren’t sure he would live.

But his astonishing road back has touched those close to him and countless others across the globe.

“He is an inspiration to me every day,” said his mother, Debbie Paylor.

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Pro

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2021 NFL roster cuts tracker: See every cut from all 32 teams after initial rosters trimmed to 53 players

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/2021-nfl-roster-cuts-tracker-see-every-cut-from-all-32-teams-after-initial-rosters-trimmed-to-53-players/

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Source: New England Patriots cut Cam Newton; Mac Jones to start

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32119363/sources-new-england-patriots-cut-cam-newton-mac-jones-start

The New England Patriots are releasing veteran Cam Newton and rookie Mac Jones will be the starter after the two battled for the quarterback job since training camp, ESPN has confirmed.

Newton started on Sunday and played two series, all with the starters. Jones, who was the 15th overall pick out of Alabama, relieved him and played deep into the third quarter, all with the backups.

Newton, who was 2-of-5 for 10 yards with one interception on Sunday, was not made available to answer questions after the game. He hasn't addressed reporters since the COVID-19 protocol "misunderstanding" that led him to miss three practices last week.

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

my neighbors are thrilled about this

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GoldenSD81's avatar

Do your neighbors have chowder breath?

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

I live in Rhode Island, so... we all do

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

I dunno...Newton really kills your passing game, especially after the shoulder injury. He's inaccurate and inefficient...a bad combination.

His years as a starting QB in the NFL are probably over.

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Fire Starkey's avatar

Philadelphia and possibly the Colts could already be sending him contracts

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Terence's avatar

backing up Lamar in Baltimore seems like a path

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goldenone's avatar

Trashtros defeat the Mariners 4-3 with a two run eighth inning.

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Cugel's avatar

Dang

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Dodgers rely on home runs as they defeat Braves

https://www.truebluela.com/2021/8/30/22649836/los-angeles-dodgers-mlb-news-recap-atlanta-braves-mookie-betts-will-smith

It was a thriller on Monday night, as the Dodgers pulled out the 5-3 victory over the Atlanta Braves. With the victory, the Dodgers are now 1.5 games out of first place in the NL West.

Things got very interesting late in the game, starting in the eighth inning. I’m going to do my best to explain this as best as I can, so take it easy on me. Okay so Ozzie Albies singled with one out, bringing the tying run to the plate in Jorge Soler. On a 1-1 pitch, Soler swung and missed, but hit catcher Will Smith on the follow through.

Soler was ruled out because of interference, making it two outs. However, the umpires said Albies was also out, and it was a double play.... wait what? After about five minutes of confusion, Albies returned back to first base and there were two outs.

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Giants lose 3-1 to the Milwaukee Brewers in a competitive game that was upstaged by the news that Cueto and Wood would be going to the COVID IL in late scratches. Each team hit the ball hard around the park while each team also made amazing defensive plays. The Giants had one big chance in the 8th where they got caught out at 2nd base and Yazstremski missed 1st base while trying to avoid a tag in the 9th. I was also in attendance at the game where attendance was about 70% full and I must the security was pretty bad I practically walked in untouched.

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Giants offense falters as Brewers win, 3-1

https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2021/8/30/22649643/san-francisco-giants-milwaukee-brewers-mlb-scores-recap

Sometimes the Giants face good pitchers. Sometimes the Giants face great pitchers. Sometimes the Giants face pitchers that have 5.9 fWAR through August with a 1.64 xFIP going into the game, and sometimes those pitchers have 99mph four seamers, 95mph cutters, and a plus curveball, plus changeup, and a plus slider, and they carve up the Giants lineup like a Thanksgiving turkey through six innings. But there’s a reason baseball games are nine innings, and it’s not so MLB can sell more peanuts (although that might be part of it) — the reason is because you can drive even the best pitcher out of the game eventually and get to the bullpen. The Giants did just that in the bottom of the seventh, eventually chasing Corbin Burnes on the heels of a Brandon Belt double and Kris Bryant single. Belt would come around to score on a Crawford single. So take that, Corbin Burnes, ye of the 2.30 ERA. You can fool the Giants once - twice - well, up to six innings - but you can’t survive seven!*

*Overall, the Milwaukee Brewers did survive, beating the San Francisco Giants 3-1

The real story of this game, though, was the amount of quality at-bats the Giants put on the board with nothing to show for it (and, on the flipside, the lackluster at-bats they had when there were runners on the bases). Here are some balls the Giants hit throughout the game and their xBAs. See if you can guess the outcomes:

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DBD AV

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Jimmy Chitwood's avatar

Clickbait...filmed in Oakland.

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DBD Kitchen

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Infamous

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SGBear's avatar

Mitt Romney

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Marissa Mayer

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Brock Turner

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heyalumnigo's avatar

The rapist Brock Turner!

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Josh Hawley

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

I've only ever heard of Hyperloop

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goldenone's avatar

Mozido is in there. My firm invested in it. My partner kept the money pipeline going despite the red flags.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

What happened to your partner?

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goldenone's avatar

He passed away...

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goldenone's avatar

Not only was the product fake but so was her speaking voice.

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Scootie's avatar

Which voice will she use in the trial?

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dmoneyfor3's avatar

passive, the default voice of the guilty

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Berkelium97's avatar

HBO had a great documentary on her and Theranos a couple years ago called The Inventor: Our for Blood in Silicon Valley. It was a fascinating look into the (deliberate and calculating) insanity of Elizabeth Holmes.

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GoldenSD81's avatar

It was very good but I thought the podcast The Dropout was better.

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TD_24's avatar

We do not speak of infamous people who went to the dark side school.

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