You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you're gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put the balm on.
..I'll tell you what this is, a public humiliation!
My father literally got addicted to lip balm. His body stopped producing moisture for his lips, which mean the skin would crack then peel off. He looked like a burn victim with smooth flat pink lips with undefined edges before he could wean himself off the balm. Because of that, our family only uses it for temporary emergencies (eg, skiing, beach).
This is controversial. Some say it doesn't exist. All I know is what I see. When he used it, he looked like Jim Carrey's Fire Marshall Bill. When he didn't he healed up. Some say it is fake news, like Scootie's MSG narrative.
so, I have a high school friend who has a skin allergy to one of the sunscreen chemicals in lip balm, so his lips always get red and irritated from most kinds. Before he knew about the allergy, he would just apply more because, well, his lips were irritated!
Were you the one who dislikes Burt's Bees? Because I, too, found that my lips were MORE chapped after using their lip balm. My current favorites are a lip balm that my friend made and the Laneige lip sleeping mask. I use one of them every night after I brush my teeth, but don't otherwise apply lip balm.
i only ever use chapstick when i'm on longer hikes/backpacking trips and usually it's only after i realize i've forgotten to use it and my lips are dying
If anything, USC fans should be enjoying some schadenfreude at the expense of disappointed fanbases across the Pac-12. We all knew this day was coming, but I don't think we were quite ready for it yet...
We're at the point where people that grew up loving these cars have good income and have the money to buy them and fix them up or buy good versions of them, further bringing the prices up. <raises hand.gif>
d-honey made "Asian" turkey meatballs with a glaze, over rice noodles. Delicious! I'll try to track down the recipe -- either from smitten kitchen or NYT Cooking
"Twice in the final months of the Trump administration, the country’s top military officer was so fearful that the president’s actions might spark a war with China that he moved urgently to avert armed conflict.
In a pair of secret phone calls, Gen. Mark A. Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, assured his Chinese counterpart, Gen. Li Zuocheng of the People’s Liberation Army, that the United States would not strike, according to a new book by Washington Post associate editor Bob Woodward and national political reporter Robert Costa.
One call took place on Oct. 30, 2020, four days before the election that unseated President Trump, and the other on Jan. 8, 2021, two days after the Capitol siege carried out by his supporters in a quest to cancel the vote.
The first call was prompted by Milley’s review of intelligence suggesting the Chinese believed the United States was preparing to attack. That belief, the authors write, was based on tensions over military exercises in the South China Sea, and deepened by Trump’s belligerent rhetoric toward China.
“General Li, I want to assure you that the American government is stable and everything is going to be okay,” Milley told him. “We are not going to attack or conduct any kinetic operations against you.”
I just assumed that there was tons of this backchannel chatter going on to assure our allies and rivals that the guy in charge wasn't all that in charge.
Fantastic game. The game had a looming inevitability of a Raiders loss (Baltimore's field goal with 40 seconds remaining, the overturned TD in OT, the bizarro interception off the helmet in OT, the delay of game on the field goal attempt), so I was pretty shocked when they won.
One other nice piece of this is that Carl Nassib was playing his first game as the first openly gay NFL player, and he made big plays to help the Raiders win (like forcing the last fumble).
The last 2 min + overtime were amazing. Got back to the hotel after booing the Asstrisks and watched the rest. Raiders tried to give it away, Ravens gave it right back.
FCS Alcorn State (Lorman, MS) had to cancel practice yesterday because all their part-time trainers got Covid. They can't practice or play until they get new trainers.
every time I see these lists, they read like "big names and a couple of up-and-comers" and they're almost identical from pundit to pundit. As long as it's not Urban Meyer, I'm sure I'll find a way to cope.
Watched "The Lion in Winter" - a 1968 film depicting Peter O'Toole as King Henry II, also starring Anthony Hopkins and Timothy Dalton as his sons and Catherine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitaine. Script and dialog were very good.
That was a good film. Hepburn won the Best Actress Oscar for her portrayal of Eleanor of Aquitane in "Lion in Winter". Hepburn actually tied with Barbra Streisand for the Best Actress Oscar that year. Hepburn won the Best Actress Oscar the previous year for her portrayal of Christina Drayton in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?".
I watch that film every once in a while because of the powerhouse performances from Hepburn, O'Toole, Hopkins, and Dalton. O'Toole was nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of King Henry II (Cliff Robertson won it for playing Charly Gordon in "Charly").
The film was nominated for 7 Oscars and won 3 (Best Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Original Score for a Motion Picture (not a Musical)). Great story, great actors, great movie.
We checked out The Voyeurs (11/19) on Amazon Prime at the Fort Worth AirBnB...starring Sydney Sweeney of White Lotus & Euphoria...solid enough little erotic thriller...not spectacular but Newellbany & I were still talking about it the next day, so that’s something, I s’pose....
"I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure... if you die, the cancer also dies at exactly the same time. So that to me is not a loss; that's a draw. It's not like... the cancer's going to jump up and go, 'Arrrgh I fucked Uncle Bert's wife, where is he? I won fair and square.'"
i watched "A New Leaf" (1971) and it is bonkers and very fun and funny. There's a scene where Walter Matthau finds out he's broke and says goodbye to all the rich person things he used to do and it's fan-tastic.
reservation dogs continues to rip, it's its own unique thing but it has the vibe of Atlanta, but with much more heart.
the "gail" episode of what we do in the shadows was to me on par with the jackie daytona episode and i loved it
Delightfully wacky, oddball comedy. Elaine May's deliciously inept, awkward, filthy rich botanist character is possibly one of her best roles ever. Walter Matthau is wonderful as a spoiled, superannuated rich kid.
I don't think this film ever got much recognition, but in my estimation it's right up there with some of the best off-beat films ever, like Harold & Maude, King of Hearts, etc.
Now that second-run movie theaters are a thing of the past, perhaps the definition of cult status will be harder to determine; but this film certainly deserves to be there.
Happy Birthday, Fire Starkey.
happy birthday, fs! congratulations on new experiences like a recent cal road loss
Happy Birthday FS.
HBDFS!
YIPPEEEEEEE
lold
Happy Birthday, initials twin!
I hope you have a great day!
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you're gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put the balm on.
..I'll tell you what this is, a public humiliation!
up there with Barry Zuckerkorn for the mount rushmore of best sitcom guest star lawyers
that was also my first thought when I saw the name of this DBD
chapstick on dry winter days
Only as necessary. If I use it too often, then my lips start hurting when I don't wear it.
My father literally got addicted to lip balm. His body stopped producing moisture for his lips, which mean the skin would crack then peel off. He looked like a burn victim with smooth flat pink lips with undefined edges before he could wean himself off the balm. Because of that, our family only uses it for temporary emergencies (eg, skiing, beach).
wait, is that a thing? Does it happen with specific types of lip balm, or all of them?
This is controversial. Some say it doesn't exist. All I know is what I see. When he used it, he looked like Jim Carrey's Fire Marshall Bill. When he didn't he healed up. Some say it is fake news, like Scootie's MSG narrative.
I believe you SGBear. I also believe Scootie’s story about MSG. I’m like Ted Lasso. I believe in Believe!
But, I do not believe that our Bears are headed to a Bowl Game this year. I had hoped so, but the “hope” was starting to kill me.
so, I have a high school friend who has a skin allergy to one of the sunscreen chemicals in lip balm, so his lips always get red and irritated from most kinds. Before he knew about the allergy, he would just apply more because, well, his lips were irritated!
Maybe it's something like that?
Maybe. We'll never know.
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/7-signs-your-lip-balm-use-is-just-a-bad-habit/
Were you the one who dislikes Burt's Bees? Because I, too, found that my lips were MORE chapped after using their lip balm. My current favorites are a lip balm that my friend made and the Laneige lip sleeping mask. I use one of them every night after I brush my teeth, but don't otherwise apply lip balm.
That wasn't me. Plus, I can't dislike a hometown company like Burt's.
I never really used it much but then I lived in Beijing for six months and finished an entire container of Carmex. I've NEVER done that before.
I really only use lip balm at the beach when I've been out for several hours and want the sunscreen (mine has SPF 40).
i only ever use chapstick when i'm on longer hikes/backpacking trips and usually it's only after i realize i've forgotten to use it and my lips are dying
Not me, but my son is addicted, OTOH he does snowboard quite a bit.
chapstick all the time. Lips get sunburnt a lot, and winter really wreaks havoc on them
mostly while skiing.
otherwise i just ask my kids if they have any fun flavors like Laffy Taffy.
SChadenfreude
If anything, USC fans should be enjoying some schadenfreude at the expense of disappointed fanbases across the Pac-12. We all knew this day was coming, but I don't think we were quite ready for it yet...
When your jerk neighbor trades in his Porsche 944 for the latest model, it is not schadenfreude.
I would actually quite like a 944, but that's a different story
I bet the prices for them have gone up over the last couple of years. I mean they have pop-up headlights. What's not to like?
25K for a 34 year old Turbo? Dang, that's nuts.
We're at the point where people that grew up loving these cars have good income and have the money to buy them and fix them up or buy good versions of them, further bringing the prices up. <raises hand.gif>
Oooooh, I see what you did there. Or maybe I'm reading something into it.
it's one of my go-tos for when the university inevitably does something to get people riled up and / or amused
DBD TEST KITCHEN
Eating cake for breakfast, have to ask my daughter what this delicious cake is called.
Now you’re talking...I fully endorse this practice.
It was a chocolate chip cake, with fudge layers, and coffee buttercream frosting, just on the top, which I think makes it a naked cake.
jeez louise that sounds fantastic
There are two types of naked cake. One has a crumb coat and might look like this: https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/How-to-do-a-Crumb-Coat1.jpg I really dislike the aesthetics of this kind of naked cake.
Something like this, with frosting/filling between layers and on the very top, looks good to me: https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F9%2F2015%2F02%2F200703-r-xl-double-chocolate-layer-cake_0-2000.jpg&q=85
Neither, she uses clear plastic to wrap it, when it's set, removes the plastic.
d-honey made "Asian" turkey meatballs with a glaze, over rice noodles. Delicious! I'll try to track down the recipe -- either from smitten kitchen or NYT Cooking
TODAY IN THE CORONAVIRUS
https://twitter.com/megtirrell/status/1437813929753853958?s=20
Pfizer CFO on timeline for #covid19 vaccine for kids, today at Morgan Stanley conf:
-results in kids 5-11 by end of Sept, filing for EUA early Oct
-filing for EUA for kids 6 months - 5 years about a month later, early Nov
(clarity on timeline for younger kids is new) (1/2)
Important re: Pfizer timeline for kids:
-availability of vaccine also based on length of FDA review;
@ScottGottliebMD
has suggested 4-6 wks; Reuters reported health officials said could be 3 wks
-everything is dependent on data showing it’s safe, produces immune response (2/2)
well, this was yesterday but it's news to me
https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/1437532566945341441
it's for sure an STD, right
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
Guy #1: Hey, we’ve got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.
Guy #2: You’re renting, right?
Guy #1: Yeah.
"a right-wing antivaccine radio host who used to read out the names of AIDS victims to Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" has died of Covid'
https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1437763059200798723?s=20
Gee that's too bad
Oh that's really? Really thought it was The Onion at this point.
Most dangerous job in America right now: AntiVaxx Right Wing Radio Host.
Most dangerous job in America right now: working with unvaccinated co-workers when you yourself are also unvaccinated.
Maybe there's a confluence here.
So you're saying a disciple of Rush Limbaugh just went to H-E-double toothpicks!
Aint that a shame.
Good
Not really surprised. Suspension of Disbelief.
TODAY IN OUR WOBBLY POLITY
JFC
"Twice in the final months of the Trump administration, the country’s top military officer was so fearful that the president’s actions might spark a war with China that he moved urgently to avert armed conflict.
In a pair of secret phone calls, Gen. Mark A. Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, assured his Chinese counterpart, Gen. Li Zuocheng of the People’s Liberation Army, that the United States would not strike, according to a new book by Washington Post associate editor Bob Woodward and national political reporter Robert Costa.
One call took place on Oct. 30, 2020, four days before the election that unseated President Trump, and the other on Jan. 8, 2021, two days after the Capitol siege carried out by his supporters in a quest to cancel the vote.
The first call was prompted by Milley’s review of intelligence suggesting the Chinese believed the United States was preparing to attack. That belief, the authors write, was based on tensions over military exercises in the South China Sea, and deepened by Trump’s belligerent rhetoric toward China.
“General Li, I want to assure you that the American government is stable and everything is going to be okay,” Milley told him. “We are not going to attack or conduct any kinetic operations against you.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/09/14/peril-woodward-costa-trump-milley-china/
I just assumed that there was tons of this backchannel chatter going on to assure our allies and rivals that the guy in charge wasn't all that in charge.
Elder claimed the election was over and had declared Newsom a winner, preemptively saying there was fraud
[link tbd]
Mike Piazza in favor of recall. I'm shocked!
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/mike-piazza-larry-elder-gavin-newsom-california-recall-election
https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1437614398231781377
https://twitter.com/i/events/1437598524481290240
that's what I was thinking too
wat
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GOP's Jan. 6 problem returns to its doorstep...
So far, top Republicans are staying quiet about the Sept. 18 protest on the Hill in defense of some Capitol riot defendants.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/14/gop-jan-6-problem-sept-18-511697
PRO SPORTS
Giants clinch playoff spot with 9-1 rout of the Padres
https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2021/9/13/22673118/mlb-scores-recap-san-francisco-giants-postseason-san-diego-padres
Derek Carr, Las Vegas rally for dramatic overtime win
The Raiders won their first game in front of fans inside Allegiant Stadium
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/raiders-vs-ravens-score-takeaways-derek-carr-las-vegas-rally-for-dramatic-overtime-win/live/
Fantastic game. The game had a looming inevitability of a Raiders loss (Baltimore's field goal with 40 seconds remaining, the overturned TD in OT, the bizarro interception off the helmet in OT, the delay of game on the field goal attempt), so I was pretty shocked when they won.
Watching it I was wondering how many Raider Nation Bay Area fans made the trip to Vegas.
I even saw some people with LA Raiders gear
I have both Oakland and LA Raiders gear. I will not be buying Vegas gear.
I suspect there are a lot of Raider fans flying or driving in from L.A.
Lots! I know friends who are Raiders fans who know somebody in Raider-land, and they couldn't get tickets.
One other nice piece of this is that Carl Nassib was playing his first game as the first openly gay NFL player, and he made big plays to help the Raiders win (like forcing the last fumble).
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/las-vegas-raiders-carl-nassib-makes-lgbtq-history-game-saving-play-rcna2004
Kinda nice that it wasn't that big of a deal
Right, they didn't even really mention this when it happened . . . which is progress. He's just another player.
They gave him two minutes of discussion in the second half, but that was it (and that was fine!)
RAIIIIDDDDDDEEERRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The last 2 min + overtime were amazing. Got back to the hotel after booing the Asstrisks and watched the rest. Raiders tried to give it away, Ravens gave it right back.
Yeah, that was crazy game, tons of fun, only started watching late in the 3rd quarter.
Carson Strong's stock rises to potential no. 1 draft pick
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/2022-nfl-mock-draft-carson-strong-first-player-off-the-board-four-qbs-taken-in-top-11-picks/
OTHER COLLEGE
[Trivia] Who holds the FBS record for pick-sixes in a season?
Deltha O'Neil?
Yup.
[Trivia] Who holds the FBS record for most rushing yards in a game?
It should be Best vs Udub, but Tedford pulled him mid-3rd qtr.
dang that game was great
[Trivia] Who holds the FBS record for highest rushing yards per game in a career? (minimum 2,500 yards)
ICYMI: Navy gained 68 yards total against Air Force. The AD stripped to OC title from QB Coach Ivin Jasper immediately after the game.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore/_/gameId/401301004
Not a good look as it was done without input from the head coach.
FCS Alcorn State (Lorman, MS) had to cancel practice yesterday because all their part-time trainers got Covid. They can't practice or play until they get new trainers.
https://footballscoop.com/news/breaking-news-alcorn-state-cancels-practice-due-to-lack-of-medical-staff
CU's 3rd year freshman WR La'Vontae Shenault indefinitely suspended from football team
https://www.buffzone.com/2021/09/13/cu-buffs-receiver-lavontae-shenault-suspended/
Forde-Yard Dash: USC's Head Coach Wish List
https://www.si.com/college/2021/09/14/college-football-usc-head-coach-wish-list-lincoln-riley-james-franklin
every time I see these lists, they read like "big names and a couple of up-and-comers" and they're almost identical from pundit to pundit. As long as it's not Urban Meyer, I'm sure I'll find a way to cope.
Feel like it’s always some agent “leaking” the same stuff to all the journos
Norvell (Nevada) is on the radar apparently
Bienemiey too
CAL
Does anyone know how long Kuony Deng will be out? Walking around in a boot and crutches on the sideline was not a good sign. Lower body injury
Deng is #1 on the depth chart for Sac State, so that's not a bad thing.
Is there a link to this?
Also, it's meaningless unless Wilcox says he's out for the year. I am not optimistic.
Apropos: https://twitter.com/kd_2three/status/1437835468968632320?s=21
It's from the handout that Cal Athletics gives to journalists.
DBD A/V Club
Watched "The Lion in Winter" - a 1968 film depicting Peter O'Toole as King Henry II, also starring Anthony Hopkins and Timothy Dalton as his sons and Catherine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitaine. Script and dialog were very good.
That was a good film. Hepburn won the Best Actress Oscar for her portrayal of Eleanor of Aquitane in "Lion in Winter". Hepburn actually tied with Barbra Streisand for the Best Actress Oscar that year. Hepburn won the Best Actress Oscar the previous year for her portrayal of Christina Drayton in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?".
I watch that film every once in a while because of the powerhouse performances from Hepburn, O'Toole, Hopkins, and Dalton. O'Toole was nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of King Henry II (Cliff Robertson won it for playing Charly Gordon in "Charly").
The film was nominated for 7 Oscars and won 3 (Best Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Original Score for a Motion Picture (not a Musical)). Great story, great actors, great movie.
Any relation to perennial leading NFL WR D’Andre in ARZ?
King D'Andre II? I don't think so
We checked out The Voyeurs (11/19) on Amazon Prime at the Fort Worth AirBnB...starring Sydney Sweeney of White Lotus & Euphoria...solid enough little erotic thriller...not spectacular but Newellbany & I were still talking about it the next day, so that’s something, I s’pose....
Norm MacDonald dies of a private battle with cancer.
https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1437843997985177600
he had such a caring sense, writing about the tragedy one of his comedy idols faced throughout his life: https://twitter.com/SamFishell/status/1437861579874177026
"I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure... if you die, the cancer also dies at exactly the same time. So that to me is not a loss; that's a draw. It's not like... the cancer's going to jump up and go, 'Arrrgh I fucked Uncle Bert's wife, where is he? I won fair and square.'"
RIP to the Chairman of the Bored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F6dXcW-_Fc
Come on and bore me, dollface.
Was he the Turd Ferguson guy?
Yup.
Too bad. He (and the rest of his SNL group) were seriously funny in Celebrity Jeopardy.
i watched "A New Leaf" (1971) and it is bonkers and very fun and funny. There's a scene where Walter Matthau finds out he's broke and says goodbye to all the rich person things he used to do and it's fan-tastic.
reservation dogs continues to rip, it's its own unique thing but it has the vibe of Atlanta, but with much more heart.
the "gail" episode of what we do in the shadows was to me on par with the jackie daytona episode and i loved it
From IMDB:
Delightfully wacky, oddball comedy. Elaine May's deliciously inept, awkward, filthy rich botanist character is possibly one of her best roles ever. Walter Matthau is wonderful as a spoiled, superannuated rich kid.
I don't think this film ever got much recognition, but in my estimation it's right up there with some of the best off-beat films ever, like Harold & Maude, King of Hearts, etc.
Now that second-run movie theaters are a thing of the past, perhaps the definition of cult status will be harder to determine; but this film certainly deserves to be there.
agreed wholeheartedly
elaine may wrote and directed the movie (her first) and i am in love with her character
there's a scene where she and matthau are trying to fix her toga and it's one of the funniest physical bits i've seen
I didn’t Saturday & am chapped now…damn that Texas sun
I'm just glad it wasn't humid.
True...it was manageable...unlike at Maryland....barf.