From the Mic Men: Give 'em the Axe!

Right in the neck!

Despite everything brought upon us by 2020, Cal fans, today, the 123rd Big Game is happening.

Cal fans, some of you may be on the fence about Cal’s prospects. But, I’m here to tell you that it’s time to dive right back in and start pumping some sunshine.

This game today is everything. Out of all the games on our schedule this year, this is the one we want to win the most. Winning the Big Game will make us feel more pride and joy within our university than we have all year. So our record or our situation doesn’t matter; what matters is that a win means, for the next 360-odd days, the Axe stays where it’s meant to be.

Keeping the Axe doesn’t just mean that we’re better than Stanford on the field. Keeping the Axe also symbolizes our current supremacy in the Bay Area. Does Stanford have either Keenan Allen or Jennifer Doudna? No. Therefore, keeping the Axe tells the whole damn world that what they lack, we possess. 

Today, if you’re a true Cal fan, then I know that you’ll be supporting the Bears as loud and as proud as you possibly can. So, all you Cal fans, I need you! 

TO GIVE ME A C!

GIVE ME AN A!

GIVE ME AN L!

WHAT’S THAT SPELL?

WHO ARE WE?

AND WHO’S GONNA WIN?

GOOOOOOOOOO BEARS!