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Ralphie hands down, 2nd to our sturdy (if a bit creepy) golden bear.

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So to clarify, is USC just the horse, or does it include the person riding the horse?

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Excellent question sir. makes a ton of difference as I've always simple felt sorry for the horse.

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As have I.

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Just the horse.

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Thanks.

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It's Ralphie behind Oski without question. Most of them suck. I'd place Husky third, since he is a cool dog and relates to the past Alaska connection with Seattle. But with no bias at all, a grizzly bear is just impossible to beat. Can't even have the damn thing as a mascot cuz. Can't run a grizzly around the field. He'd sit, or drag everyone, or swat the heads off them all. Ralphie is a blast. My least favorites, not even in contention, are the Utes for appropriating the name of the people they decimated, the Sparky thing cuz well, what the hell, and trees cuz a mascot should be a mammal.

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give me robo-duck or give me....a whiskey?

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I tweet not, but I would still like to vote for The Beaver. The latest incarnation is so cool and enigmatic looking, unlike the usual cartoony characters. (ASU's is definitely the worst: enigmatic is one thing, but creepy?)

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Benny has a first-round bye, so your vote won't have much effect this week. I think you can vote without a Twitter account--test on one of the links above.

The Sparky redesign is dreadful, but I actually don't remember (and couldn't Google) what their mascot looked like before then. What was their mascot back in these days?

http://dieharddevil.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sparkylogo.jpg

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Nope, wouldn't let me vote for the big dog. Both Sparky designs are dreadful; ASU couldn't come up with some regional creature? They have gorgeous hummingbirds there.

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Just crown Ralphie and be done with it. Nobody else comes close.

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Proud advocate of The Duck.

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Same, especially after this SportsCenter ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN53yX9OnP0

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whoever voted for a tree should be outed and shamed.

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Well, this is awkward . . .

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Unfortunately, I didn't take names for the ballots.

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There was an old video of the tree skipping along a sidewalk and then tripping and falling over on some stairs. Now I can't find it - does anyone have a link?

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Here you go: https://youtu.be/HrJMTuPSqtE

The original's gone, but I saved the video for posterity.

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Footage of the tree that I've been looking for since Gore invented the internet came from the early 90's, if it exists at all. Does this ring a bell anyone?? It's HT at Memorial, let's say big game '92?, and the tree is "dancing" like an idiot out there with the furd "band." All of sudden a couple of students sprint from the student section and literally pummel the shit out of it. Blindside double-sack and then they started throwing haymakers like they were tyring to KO the f0cker. Tysonesque effort. Dude wearing the idiot tree costume (jeez it could have been a woman...?) got destroyed, the "tree" was all f0cked up! Despite the hilarity, it was borderline criminal...and I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT AGAIN!!!! anyone? anyone? anyone?

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