Avinash: Your writing would make The Onion proud! However, let's not bash on the trees too much. Our fan attendance has only been slightly better and Shaw has an uncanny knack for pulling out wins over Cal when he shouldn't. Football gods, pray for us.
Brilliant!!! You need a follow up for Big Game week.
On another note, it's really sad how few real fans show up for CAL, Stanfurd, USC and UCLA games. What has changed? Is it that game day in Woke California doesn't allow for big frat parties with drinking and wild sex anymore where the assembled masses would make a Saturday pilgrimage to their stadium? Something in the social order has changed. Maybe football has too much toxic masculinity? (LOL! I am just being my version of the Onion).
Avinash: Your writing would make The Onion proud! However, let's not bash on the trees too much. Our fan attendance has only been slightly better and Shaw has an uncanny knack for pulling out wins over Cal when he shouldn't. Football gods, pray for us.
Best snark of the season, thus far.
And, yes, mocking is coming.
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This is the greatest post in the history of posts
Be careful whom ye mock, lest soon it be ye who deserves said mocking.
Sooooo good. Especially after we laid a stinking donkey egg in Wazzu... We suck slightly less.
Some welcome bye-week schadenfraude. 👏🏻
Brilliant!!! You need a follow up for Big Game week.
On another note, it's really sad how few real fans show up for CAL, Stanfurd, USC and UCLA games. What has changed? Is it that game day in Woke California doesn't allow for big frat parties with drinking and wild sex anymore where the assembled masses would make a Saturday pilgrimage to their stadium? Something in the social order has changed. Maybe football has too much toxic masculinity? (LOL! I am just being my version of the Onion).
Short those red shares to the tune of Take off that red shirt
Let’s beat both these teams