71 Comments

I say we take off and nuke Knowlton from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Expand full comment
Mar 23, 2023Liked by Alex Khalifa

How do you let this clown even make the MBB hire?

Expand full comment

Has Knowlton been fired yet?

Expand full comment

It's gonna be an awkward press conference when they eventually hire the new MBB coach.

Expand full comment

Paging Jack Clark. Jack Clark? We have an emergency in the Athletic Department. Jack Clark, please come to reception.

Expand full comment

Fire him and hire Mark Orr. Now.

Expand full comment

Please God.

Expand full comment

hey, how about a W4C pool: which gets finished first, the investigation into JK or the rebranding study?

What's the over/under for 2025?

Expand full comment

An effective university administrator must master the art of fucking everything up while still looking great on paper. Must also be good at using circumstances as an excuse for failure. If all else goes awry, blame faculty.

Let's see if Knowlton measures up!

Expand full comment

Since we are burying Knowlton and though it might be premature, how about naming a successor? Is Mark Orr is on anyone’s radar?

Expand full comment

Clean up on aisle 12. Make that clean up on all aisles.

Expand full comment

Knowlton is an officer and a gentleman and knows the right thing to do is to resign!!

Oh wait, he is neither of those.

Expand full comment

Let's clean house.

Expand full comment

Like others here I'm most concerned about the impact on the BB hiring. Though I think he should be let go promptly for cause given his role in overlooking that abuse, I know the wheels move slowly to minimize legal risk. I'm glad to hear major donors are putting pressure, since they pay the bills. Come on Chancellor, I respect you, and this is going to require some strong leadership.

Expand full comment

Do you think this will hold up the MBB coach hiring?

Expand full comment