It’ll look scary bad in the first quarter. Line backers out of position, big holes for Nevada’s run game, Nevada will score quick. Our offense showing a bit of rust…oh jeez. Why god?!
I will have blacked out from over enthusiastically sampling a bottle of whiskey given to my as a gift by my patient hidden under my big trucker hat fro…
It’ll look scary bad in the first quarter. Line backers out of position, big holes for Nevada’s run game, Nevada will score quick. Our offense showing a bit of rust…oh jeez. Why god?!
I will have blacked out from over enthusiastically sampling a bottle of whiskey given to my as a gift by my patient hidden under my big trucker hat from first quarter nerves. As a form of time travel my deep state of inebriation has transported me to a joyous cheer and a final cannon boom.
My buddy will then carry me to the car with the strength only someone who has witnessed a satisfying display of football dominance and drive my sorry ass home to watch a highlight real lasting over 15 minutes showing garbers throwing touchdowns, running backs trucking db’s into the end zone, and multiple sacks and interceptions by our D.
It’ll look scary bad in the first quarter. Line backers out of position, big holes for Nevada’s run game, Nevada will score quick. Our offense showing a bit of rust…oh jeez. Why god?!
I will have blacked out from over enthusiastically sampling a bottle of whiskey given to my as a gift by my patient hidden under my big trucker hat from first quarter nerves. As a form of time travel my deep state of inebriation has transported me to a joyous cheer and a final cannon boom.
My buddy will then carry me to the car with the strength only someone who has witnessed a satisfying display of football dominance and drive my sorry ass home to watch a highlight real lasting over 15 minutes showing garbers throwing touchdowns, running backs trucking db’s into the end zone, and multiple sacks and interceptions by our D.
Final 60 to 7.
Yeah, we effin win big time. -3 my ass.
Whiskey Hat Bear we're with you!
The real question here, what kind of whiskey?